Happy Tugs #4

Reality Kings

Genre: Handjobs, Asian Women, Web-To-DVD

Director: Not Listed

Cast: Gaia, Mia Rider, Kim Kong, Oi, Alexia Bay, Rosemary, Kyle Stone; None of the men credited

Length: 222:40 minutes

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: There was a photogallery, some trailers, and a website commercial.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Happy Tugs #4 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen as shot by the uncredited directors of Reality Kings. The majority of the time, the camera was static and unyielding, almost as if left alone in a security camera fashion (the onscreen graphics imply this when they show up), the edit points typically the same in every case to show the lady getting undressed to blow and vaginally jump on the moper cock. In a back to basics approach, the simplicity of this process allows the focal point to be on the performers, the same room used in each scene. The lighting was solid and the majority of footage used a wide shot, the lack of a gynecological examination approach being a nice change of pace from time to time. The audio was on the weak side though, the built in microphone presumably used to capture the limited amount of vocal interaction (the initial exchange of pleasantries and the portion where the services are upgraded for the most part).

Body of Review: Reality Kings is one of those companies that shoot a variety of different themes and then provide DVDs compiling six scenes each. I know I’m behind the times in my preference for physical media like DVD and Blu-ray but having something to collect is a common concept, be it porn, stamps, coins, or bad marriages. My favorite shows by the company tend to center on big booty and impromptu encounters but I took a chance on Happy Tugs #4the other day when I was reminded of how much fun a handjob can be, especially if the one giving it is skilled in the art of milking a nut. The quick version of the review is that each of the ladies did appear to be of Asian heritage, all of them gave good hand, and they then proceeded to actively ride cock in vaginal penetration positions until the guy came, a lot of oral included as well. Few of the cast stood out and the men were completely uncredited (I’ve seen several of them of late, Kyle Stone once a big name back in the day) but it was a very basic premise that followed a strict formula so if you don’t expect much, you may appreciate it more. The company website described the premise like this: “Come on dudes, who doesn't like a happy ending? We've all seen those hole in the wall Asian massage parlors! Finally there is a site that celebrates the hand job. Asian beauties rubbing massage oil all over, what could be better? These babes know how to work out the kinks, seriously amazing rub 'n tug jobs. Happy Tugs captures hidden camera footage from inside one of the country's best sexual massage parlors. The dudes come in looking for a little rub down and, for a few dollars more, get a full servicing. It doesn't get any better than this, hand jobs and hot Asian babes. Check out our amazing happy ending videos, with babes rubbing their oil soaked breasts all over their favorite customers. Strip down, jump on the massage table and get your wallet out, Happy Tugs will ensure you get a very happy ending!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Fast Gaia: Gaia, a busty Asian gal as seen in the middle of the front cover (not the one to the right), was up first with tattooed dude #1, having him disrobe while she was out of the room. He draped himself and she came back, a bunch of massaging leading to the payment where he gave her more to continue with some “extra services”. She had a really nice ass and rubbed her body on his, some blowjob work leading to active vaginal penetration, returning to the handjob material to slob his knob in a ball draining explosion of his genetic juice.

Scene Two: Tug and Ride: Mia Rider, a busty Asian gal as seen on the right side of the cover (featured performer), was up next with dude #1 (he looked like Jay, Aurora Snow’s ex), having him disrobe while she was out of the room. He draped himself and she came back, a bunch of massaging leading to the payment where he gave her more to continue with some “extra services”. She had a really nice ass and rubbed her body on his, some blowjob work leading to active vaginal penetration, returning to the handjob material to let loose his population pudding juice all over his abdomen.

Scene Three: All Hands: Kim Kong, a skinny Asian gal wearing a red top and blue jean shorts, was up next as she lightly worked on dude #3, a lean man with some muscle tone. He was stiff as a board here, looking afraid until it was time for him to pay, the additional services including a blowjob, handjob, and vaginal fucking in assorted measures. For such a small lady, she had a nice ass when it was bent over, the tan line and hairy pubic mound certainly different. She was an active rider and jerked him off all over his stomach, the spunk coming out in almost painful fashion given the look on his face.

Scene Four: So Steamy: Oi, an Asian with modest breasts but some tone to her, was up next with yet another uncredited moper, giving him a weak “real” massage before she told him “Yeah, sure” when offered more to get some action. She took off her red top and black shorts, having a little more meat on her bones than the last gal though she did not appear to be experienced in beating meat. She did show a talent for oral though, getting him hard enough to vaginally ride in cowgirl variations before he oozed his splooge all over her hands during the ending hand to gland combat.

Scene Five: Master Massager: Alexia Bay, a young Asian that looked much like the woman that cut my hair last week, was up next massaging another tattooed moper, the guy seeming a bit more experienced than the last one. He had a huge tattoo of a face on his side and offered her the extra money for enhanced services, her black and white striped shirt ditched quickly and her white booty shorts kicked aside as she took off her white bikini undies. She was very lean but attentive, the oral, handjob, and vaginal pounding ending up with a handjob unleashing his ball batter all over his torso.

Scene Six: Muscle Massage: Rosemary, a very skinny Asian gal in a blue long sleeved shirt and white shorts, was up last doing thick Kyle Stone, her hands running all around his body before the payoff led to the usual kind of action. She was another far too skinny for my tastes but she knew how to milk a nut using her hands and mouth in unison. She also kept on her blue thong and he gobbled her gash, the gal standing out for how active she rode him before his spew flew. The company website described the scene like this: “The girl we have for you today has some amazing techniques all across the board. She starts giving a great full body massage going all the way from the toes to the top of the head. She eventually finds herself to the crotch area with her client happily accepting. After he gives her a tip she is ready to really rock his world. This girl starts off by giving some amazing head then turning around for some 69 action. She finally hops on the pole and really goes for a ride. You dont want to miss it.”

Summary: Happy Tugs #4 by Reality Kings was a mildly entertaining set of six scenes where Asian gals jerked and humped their way to bigger tips but the lack of humorous exchanges between the partners and the absence of any chemistry weakened the replay value for me substantially so I rated it as a Rent It unless this is exactly what you are looking for. Some of the ladies had big boobs and others were members of the itty bitty titty committee, the looks on their faces conducive to the theme of a massage parlor but lacking in the fantasy that the ladies were into the sex at all. In short, Happy Tugs #4 was very basic in the approach it used and as such, little was expected of it, but it did manage to invoke some of the real life dynamic found in those “spas” you find in any big city, that being the advertised premise so give it a look if you are interested.