Horny Housewives

Brazzers

Genre: Web-To-DVD, MILF

Director: None Credited

Cast: Mia Malkova, Bill Bailey, Aaliyah Love, Keiran Lee, Aryana Augustine, Bruce Venture, Yurizan Beltran, Johnny Sins, Jessa Rhodes, Vanilla DeVille: Courtney Cummz, Tasha Reign, and James Deen in bonus scene only

Length: 203:02 minutes

Date of Production: 8/27/2014 (this compilation; the scenes labeled according to first online airing where possible below)

Extras: The bonus scene starring Courtney Cummz, Tasha Reign, and James Deen from “The Plaything” was the primary “extra” and lasted 38:10 minutes and aired on 5/6/2013. The company website described the ladies like this: “From topless server to porn star to director, Courtney Cummz is a multitalented babe that dove straight into the porn business with a rare and impressive enthusiasm. And with a name like Cummz, you know she's a freak! It was suggested to her by a girlfriend who couldn't believe how much Courtney masturbated, and it's a name she lives up to day in and day out. She made her porn debut back in 2004 at the age of 23, and in her first few months, she shot more than 30 scenes per month! That's more than one every day, an especially impressive feat when you consider that they were nearly all anal scenes. Now, this bisexual beauty has opened her horizons (among other things) to all kinds of brand new experiences, including femdom, footplay, and of course even more anal. So whatever your tastes, Courtney Cummz is one to remember!” and “There isn't much that's more exciting for porn fans than when a pinup girl goes hardcore, and that's exactly what happened when Tasha Reign made her porn debut back in 2010 at the tender age of 21. A former Hooters girl, Tasha got her first real taste of fame when she appeared on the MTV show Laguna Beach: The Real Orange County. By 2008 she had begum stripping at a gentleman's club in Santa Monica called the Silver Reign (hence her name). It didn't take very long before the perverts of the world noticed her, and by summer of 2011, she had appeared as both a Playboy Cyber Girl of the week and a Penthouse Pet of the month. Now that she's finally doing hardcore, Tasha Reign has been taking the adult industry by storm, earning an AVN Award nomination for Crossover Star of the Year in 2013. So whether she's being a sex columnist, pinup model, or taking hard dicks in her pretty pink pussy, one thing is for sure: Tasha's Reign has only just begun!” while describing the scene like this: “James Deen picked up the lovely Tasha Reign at a club, and now she's expecting some seriously hot stranger sex. What she's not expecting is James' wife Courtney sitting at home, horny and ready to bang! But Courtney puts Tasha at ease in no time, and soon both babes are ass up and enjoying a fucktastic threesome!” There was also a pop shot recap from the scenes, a photogallery, 4 trailers and one website listed but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Horny Housewives was shot by the various directors of Brazzers to be presented here in anamorphic widescreen. The camera work was a little jumpy at times but the lighting was pretty good and there was ample tease in most of the scenes. The flesh tones were accurate and editing light handed with no company watermark so I think most will appreciate these web scenes collected on DVD from the previous year. The aural components were pretty basic, clocking in at 2.0 Dolby Digital though with no noticeable separation between the channels and a modest dynamic range to speak of. I could hear the vocals in all cases even if some foreign languages were used and there were background noises by the crew.

Body of Review: Brazzers is a major web porn company that everyone in the industry has an opinion about. Their latest DVD coming in for review is a collection of web scenes called Horny Housewives, a selection of MILF sex scenes taken from the company achieves. All the scenes came from the Real Wife Stories website that has 343 scenes at this writing and says this about them: “You might bring home the bacon, but your wife is still starving. That slut is hungry for cock, she can't get enough, and if you starve her any more she'll get it wherever she can. Better leave work early, or your big-titted wife might just have some giant cock getting squeezed into her waiting pussy, and it won't be yours.” I picked it for a quick look to give a head’s up when I saw it had Mia Malkova and Jessa Rhodes advertised but a few of the others were decent too. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: My Wife’s A Whore: Mia Malkova, Bill Bailey: The company website described her like this: “This sizzling California cutie is absolutely out of this world. While at first glance she may look like the sexy, blonde, girl-next-door, this knockout is in possession of some seriously acrobatic attributes. Double jointed and a born gymnast, this little contortionist can bend herself into amazingly fuckable positions. Getting her start in early 2012 on Mofos (truly every sluts first step!), Mia has already worked her way to the top, and was featured both on Babes.com and as Twistys Treat of the Month in December 2012. With natural, bouncy C-cup tits, a cheeky innocent smile, and an insatiable desire for sex, Miss Malkova is pretty much every man's wet dream. Mia admits that in her down time she relaxes by playing video games and (try not to blow your load right now,) masturbating to her own scenes. We can't wait to lap up every scene this bendy blonde performs in.” The company website described it like this: “A high-class lifestyle doesn't come for free. Mia Malkova and her husband want to have whatever they want, whenever they want it. This sexy swinger indulges her need for fucking strange men with mysterious meet-ups in the basement. Guys from all over call Mia up because this sex-kitten's got the best ass and always gets the job done.” This scene aired 5/27/2013.

Scene Two: Such A Dirty Little Whore: Aaliyah Love, Keiran Lee: The company website described her like this: “Aaliyah is an adorable and playful sex kitten who loves being naked on camera. The moment she turned 18 she jumped on the cam and gleefully began exploring the world of exhibitionism. Making elaborate little costumes, posing and performing are not only jobs for her, but part of her lifestyle. She lives alone with her puppy-who weighs more than her-and a fantastic collection of sex toys. She enjoys playing with herself so much, she has even personalized them, like her glass dildos adorned with her name. Aaliyah loves being naughty and being spanked, and likes a big, strong guy that can take charge and tell her what to do. When she plays with other girls, she loves Asian playmates and sweet and tiny as herself. Doggy style is hands down her favorite position, but what she seems to like is having public sex most of all. She has secretly admitted that she has had sex in public many times, from behind the counter while the store she worked in was open, to a football field and even a driving car. Aaliyah Love wants to be endless naughty just for you. Check out her other scenes on both Twistys and Babes.com!” The company website described it like this: “Aaliyah Love makes a weekly house-call to her favorite client. He's a married man, and seeks her out for things he can't get from his wife. All afternoon, she has to do everything he tells her, and she's willing to do whatever it takes to please him. She keeps going back to Keiran, because he knows the best way to make her come is to go rough on the muff.” This scene aired 7/1/2013.

Scene Three: Visual Foreplay: Aryana Augustine, Bruce Venture: The company website described her like this: “With her lilting drawl, innocent smile, and on-screen grace, Aryana Augustine is the personification of Southern charm. This small-town Alabama girl is a self-professed health nut, and has the tight tanned body to prove it. She has worked as a fitness instructor and exotic dancer, and her gorgeous body won her the Miss Mardi Gras Atlanta title in 2011. Aryana entered the industry in November 2011 after acquiring an appetite for turning people on as an exotic dancer, and her fans love for her big perfect round tits and her laid back personality. She has a tomboy streak and a weakness for hot women, and her idea of a perfect day is watching football and going fishing with the guys, then coming on set and burrowing into a pretty pink pussy. Being able to host her first B/G scene here on Brazzers is a thrill! Check in to see Aryana discover dick!” The company website described it like this: “In every marriage, there's a partner with secret fantasies and desires. Aryana loves to please her husband, so when he asks her to fuck a stranger in front of him, she's more than willing to do it. Not only does she make her husband happy, she gets fucked hard, too!” This scene aired 5/4/2013.

Scene Four: Bend Over, Valentine: Yurizan Beltran, Johnny Sins: The company website described her like this: “This passionate little Latina darling has the most squeezable epic big boobs on her hot Spanish frame you will ever see. She is a sensitive, expressive girl with a love for adventure. She spent time as a glamour model before becoming a professional sex pot, and even had a turn as a Hooters girl. When she talks about her fantasies, this fuckable senorita says she would love to be a Nascar driver for the sheer rush of the ride. Her enjoyment of working in porn comes from the sense of rebellion that gives her a naughty thrill, and the joy of dressing up in all the glamour and dazzle. She says she doesn't get laid much outside of her work, and would love a big, thick cock to come claim her.” The company website described it like this: “Yurizan and Johnny have been married for a few years, but it doesn't mean the fire in their loins has gone out far from it! It's Valentine's Day, and lovely Yurizan has something special planned for Johnny in the bathroom, involving her gorgeous breasts and sweet little ass. Come home soon, Johnny!” This scene aired 2/11/2013.

Scene Five: Happy Get On Your Knees Day: Jessa Rhodes, Vanilla DeVille, Johnny Sins: The company website described the ladies like this: “Jessa Rhodes's bubble butt is such a perfect piece of ass it belongs in an art gallery. This blonde hottie had barely turned 19 when she dove headfirst into the porn world. Getting paid to party like a rock star means living large in the craziest city in the States with friends like fellow porn star Barrett Blade. She indulges in all the finer things in life, decking herself out with jewels and sick tattoos that ornament her glamorous hardcore look. When the time comes that she's sucked everything she can out of the porn industry, Jessa says she wants to devote herself full-time to her passion in life: wildlife conservation. More than anything, she wants to help preserve endangered species like her favorite, the beautiful white Siberian tiger. Check out Jessa's raunchy scenes to see the kind of untameable sex drive this sex kitten brings to devouring cock.” & “Vanilla Deville is one part style and class, and one part tits and ass. It's a winning combination. This raven-haired stunner is half Polish and half French, and has been running her own personal website since 1999. She's been in Penthouse, a Playboy, and Twisty's, and has even been voted "Miss Nude Internet," a high honor indeed! She's a beautiful, bisexual MILF with 34 Double D tits, and if that sounds like something out of your wildest dreams, well, you're not alone! She's been nominated for the Web Starlet of the Year AVN Award, and with good reason. Vanilla Deville is a passionate performer with a long-standing love of fucking on film, and it comes through in all of her scenes. So make sure to check out Vanilla in action if you're in the mood for a little high class ass!” The company website described it like this: “It's Johnny's birthday, and his wife Vanilla is throwing him a surprise with all his colleagues and friends. But Jessa from the office is bored as hell, and the only fuckable guy at the party is Johnny! Good thing Vanilla is willing to grant her husband one incredible birthday wish. As much as the ladies hate each other, they're happy to put their feelings aside for a good old fashioned fuckfest.” This scene aired 4/29/2013.

Summary: Horny Housewives by Brazzers was a pretty decent collection of scenes from the company achieves, the women all attractive and curvy enough to merit inclusion here. The majority of sex was oral and vaginal so the cast earned a decent rating of Rent It but most people will want to join the website rather than just collect this limited number of scenes. I initially picked this one out based on the scenes with Jessa Rhodes and Mia Malkova but Aaliyah Love and some of the others proved stroke worthy too, the whole “housewife” idea usually forgetting the reality of wives in favor of a highly glamorized version no one seems to believe. In short, Horny Housewives might be a good start for fans to see what kind of MILF trysts Brazzers has been shooting, perhaps not on the same level as some of the gonzo greats I write about more often but certainly inspiring enough to check out.