2009, 1:36 plus extras

Directors: Cock Diesel, Emily Rigby

With: McKenzee, Colton, JC Vam Bam, Cuba, Cock Diesel, J Mac

McKenzee Miles doesn't have to look very far for a good cock in this video -- in fact, she never walks out the door, since a handful of studs just show up to service her. The petite, blue-eyed blonde -- porn's answer to the Olsen twins -- talks off-the-cuff to the camera, jumps up and down on a hotel bed, and goofs around with the directors and producer Cezar Capone, all in between a handful of generic sex scenes.

MM introduces the show with a hello to her fans, saying, "Just came back to maybe give you a little bit more of what you've been seeing" -- which doesn't exactly raise hopes of seeing something, you know, different. (Though a brief scene in which the naughty little girl blows some loud pussy farts at will ranks as fairly unique.)

You really can't do less and call yourself a filmmaker, even in the low form of handheld porn, than what's on view here. Basically, McKenzee is either already naked on a bed, or is about to be, when a cocksman shows up and she just starts sucking away. She is a good little headgiver, right down to the loosened-nasal-membrane sniffling noises, and she seems to enjoy the cock. She also is a flexible fucker who likes all positions -- including anal. But maybe a little bit of Miles roaming the streets looking for "amateur" talent would have built up some sexual tension -- and would it have killed the girl to feign some affection for her co-stars, maybe even kiss someone?

One scene does stand out, if for the wrong reasons. JC, a buff guy with a Marine haircut, has answered a Craigslist ad placed by the producers. He's all smiles -- until McKenzee starts sucking and his dick doesn't respond. He licks the pussy for a while, but it's only after McKenzee spanks his ass, and then takes matters into her own hands, that the guy finally gets hard. She does manage to stroke out a thick load, but it's slow going to that point and Miles seems supremely bored. Fair warning to all civilian guys who think they'd just go fucking crazy if someone would ever just let them onto a porn set.

                                                          THE DVD

This is a pretty basic DVD, which is not necessarily a bad thing: there are no pain-in-the-ass phone sex ads or web site come-ons to wade through before getting to the main program. The main menu offers Play Movie, Chapters, Trailers and Photo Gallery; the six scene menus are live action, but there's little point when it's all McKenzee Miles and anonymous cocks. The three trailers are for "18 With Proof," "Cezar's SuperMILFs" and "Miami's Juiciest." All the scenes are presented in old-school 4:3 full frame, and the sound is good -- though a very loud air conditioner in an early scene in a hotel room is distracting.

                                                   THE LAST WORD

Part Olsen twin, part Marcia Brady, the young, thin, small-breasted McKenzee Miles can fulfill any number of Nick at Nite fantasies, but every scene on this disc is pretty much the same as the last, only the dicks change. While Miles is an uninhibited sex machine, the production is lazy and, worse, clinical. Rent if you're a McKenzee fan.