Jack's Big Ass Show 7

Digital Playground

Candy Manson had a round rump.

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Robby D.

Micah Moore was cute.

Cast: Candy Manson, Ben English, Micah Moore, Scott Nails, Jana Cova, Karlie Montana, Charlie Laine, Kimberly Kane, Tommy Gunn, Velvet Rose

Length: 100:30 minutes

Karlie Montana, Jana Cova, and Charlie Laine looked great here.

Date of Production: 5/8/2007

Kimberly Kane and Tommy Gunn

Extra's: The only extras were a slideshow, a biography for Jana Cova, a photogallery, as well as trailers to shows like Pirates II, Island Fever 4, Jack's Playground 33, Shay Jordan: All American Girl, Icon, Tryst, Pirates, and the usual Virtual Sex titles like Virtual Sex with Shay Jordan, Virtual Sex with Kira Kener, Virtual Sex with Jana Cova, Virtual Sex with Mercedez, Virtual Sex with Sophia Santi, Virtual Sex with Teagan Presley, Virtual Sex with Jesse Jane, and Virtual Sex with Nikki Tyler.

Velvet Rose and admirer Marco Banderas

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Jack's Big Ass Show 7 was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Robby D. for release by Digital Playground. The lighting was reasonably solid here, as expected given this was Robby's standard type of gonzo, and that meant that the limited amounts of grain and other visual elements used to lend a sense of texture were minimal. The way the scenes were shot and edited was markedly similar in the scenes, though the composition of the angles was changed up a bit depending on the scene in question; the infamous Nick "It's Cool" P. handling the editing and other post production duties this time. The DVD mastering revealing no obvious compression artifacts (the bitrate varying but often staying near the lower 7 Mbps range) but this was far from one of the most effects laden extravaganzas in the series so don't expect a lot from it. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround (using 384 Kbps) with a minimalist leaning that seemed unique in most ways to productions outside of the Jack series, with the vocals always dominating the audio track as I like it but the vocals by the cast were lower than usual, almost as if the microphone was pointed at Jack/Robby. There wasn't much separation between the channels but the ladies were almost always clearly heard.

Body of Review: Jana Cova may no longer be under contract these days but I still get to see some of her older unreleased scenes as various titles by director Robby D. at Digital Playground are released. Thankfully, next month has one of my favorite spin off series of the Jack's Universe titles in the form of Jack's Big Ass Show 7 coming out and given the track record for previous volumes, I feel confident that it should live up to the name by providing a wealth of phat fraulein fannies frolicking about; something an ass man like me can dig his teeth into. If you're still reading and rushing out to pre-order this DVD, here's a quick glimpse into the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Candy Manson, the curvy blond on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up first as she was bent over on the couch of superstar porn agent Ben English. Ben was giving Robby a tour of his place and the guys bandied about some small talk before Candy continued to grab Robby's attention. Candy certainly had a big ass as the cover suggested and aside from her large implants, she fit the porn mold nicely; getting Ben's interest too. Ben started spanking her with Robby's encouragement and then sucking her nipples; leading to her reciprocating with a titty fuck and blowjob. There was some playfulness here but the chemistry lacked for some reason, Candy staying passive during the vaginal ride until on top of his lap. I admit that the way her ass cheeks shaked was sweet and she impaled herself once warmed up, but it didn't last long before Ben was rubbing out his wad of population pudding to her face and it was a generally fair opener scene (though nothing special).

Scene Two: Micah Moore, a lean brunette that reminds me a lot of Rebeca Linares (seen on the lower right hand corner to demonstrate the resemblance), was up next as she teased the relatively silent Robby who shot the camera from a forced (low) perspective to enhance the look of her ass. She was cute enough and showed some potential but her ass wasn't up to snuff for the series and her solo act seemed kind of boring. Things got better when she was joined by Scott Nails but not all that much better; the gal slobbing his knob well enough and actively riding, albeit in a mechanical way. The vaginal sex included a few positions and some PTM, the scene ending when she milked out his load onto his lower abdomen for licking.

Scene Three: Jana Cova, Karlie Montana, and Charlie Laine, were up next in a lesbian scene where Robby brought the camera along as well as the pizza on the rainy day. Karlie was wearing a hood and naked with her lovely ass in the air, Jana and Charlie smacking it around with a riding crop. The asses were again not quite as large as expected (all three gals were seen on the back row of the front cover; Karlie even wearing her mask) and as much as I like Jana, I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that the lesbian antics were minimal here too. I wanted a whole lot more from the ladies than a few kisses, some posing, and a limited amount of licking but they were appealing to me all the same.

Scene Four: Kimberly Kane, a thin blond known for her alt-porn antics rather than having a big ass, was up next with studly Tommy Gunn; the gal showing all the attitude of a pissed off gal with her monthly visitor. Kimberly was "dressed like a whore for you" and upset that Tommy brought porn into her house; the resulting grudge fuck not bad (though I'd take exception to her comments regarding having a better ass than any of the ladies in the movie, Shay Jordan: All American Girl). The couple made up when Tommy went down on her and she sat on his face for a long time, Kimberly sucking him off while he spanked her ass. This led to a moderately active vaginal ride and she was juicy enough to make it look like he was wearing a rubber. This continued until he rubbed out a nut on her ass and the scene was another "okay but nothing special" scenes for me.

Scene Five: Velvet Rose, an enterprising lass with cornrow braids, charged Marco Banderas and Robby $20 each to get a view of her "ass show". She tucked the cash into her stripper shoes and was soon gyrating her hips while rubbing her ass against Marco's body. This achieved the desired effect and he was soon rubbing oil onto her ass and legs while she purred in approval. Her ass was suitably big (for her size) and she gave him a little head on the bed where the show was being held. This led to another moderately active vaginal fuck, albeit even slower this time, that had the two of them bumping uglies, until he lost his load onto her ass cheeks. It was a fitting ending to a fair fuck flick.

Summary: Jack's Big Ass Show 7 by director Robby D. for release by Digital Playground next month had a bunch of nice asses even if most of them did not meet my personal guidelines to qualify as "big". It is always nice to see Jana Cova in a movie and most of the others had their own unique merits too so the lack of extras and only modestly pleasing technical values made this one a Rent It for me this time. In short, Jack's Big Ass Show 7 was best suited for fans of the cast or those of you wanting to rub out a quick load or two but don't expect it to be one of the better volumes in the series.