Genre: Vignette, 3D, 2-disc set

Director: J. Lalls

Cast: Lisa Ann, Hunter Bryce, Renna Ryann, Jessica Jaymes, Diamond Kitty, Diamond Foxxx, Levi Cash

Length: 185 minutes

Date of Production: ?

Extras: There is a second DVD disc in the box. This one is the standard 2-D (two-dimensional) version of Milf Memoirs. A Pick Your Pleasure menu of several sex acts such as blow job,
missionary, doggystyle, cowgirl, pop shot, and tease is included. The 3-D
glasses worked with this section. A nice looking, but no special
effects photo gallery section is provided. At least, my 3-D glasses did not
work here. There are also instructions for inserting the dvd disc to
download the IPOD version of this film.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The video and audio quality are very good. This film is shot in High Definition, Dolby Digital, and it is widescreen 16:9. .

Overview: Milf Memoirs 3-D is the newest movie from the Funky Monkey Movies company. It is distributed by New Sensations. Their first film was the much anticipated spy parody Octopussy 3D. Unless you can play these films on a 3-D television set, the use of the 3-D glasses that are included in the box will be disappointing. When I was wearing them, I did receive some special images, but not enough to give this a very high rating for it's special effects. However, the movie as a standard two-dimensional item is good. The majority of the female cast give attention-grabbing performances. As to the 3-D technology, it appears that this field is going to become more popular to both filmmakers and the viewing public.  One can say that it is the next big thing. With the huge success of the mainstream film Avatar, it was only time until the adult industry got it's money-hungry hands on it. The genie has broken out of it's bottle and we will be seeing more 3-D releases in the future.  It's a great thing, but until 3-D television sets become more affordable, then, us fans will not be able to appreciate the total 3-D experience at home regardless of how many 3-D titles these studios put out.

Scene One: In the kitchen, Lisa Ann teases the camera by blowing bubbles and
playing with fruit by tossing them at the viewer. I did see some 3-D effects., but not much.  Afterwards, the hottie
sprays whip cream at the audience as well. After spreading chocolate on
her tits, Lisa sucks on Levi Cash's meaty rod with a horny attitude.
Her behavior and vocal comments add to the excitement level of her
performance. The reverse cowgirl moments are a huge turn-on since her
remarkable looking ass is spotlighted for a lengthy period of time. The
viewer can get lost in her scrumptious posterior. Later on, her sexual
womanhood is also quite appealing to the eyes as she continues her
riding session. However, the doggie activity does not look as good as
the previous actions. The best parts of it are Lisa Ann's smiling face and her hanging tits, but the fucking session has
gotten rather boring. Levi needed to put more effort into his screwing
performance. Finally, she sucks his cock briefly before the pop shot is
spread on her mouth.

Scene Two: Hunter Bryce and Renna Ryann are kissing on the bed. Suddenly, Hunter's
hubby catches them. They continue their make out session while Levi
watches on. The women are cute together as they fondle and kiss one
another. The titty sucking has a fond mood to it. The pussy rubbing
is nice eye candy. Later, the girls erupt in a very playful pillow
fight with feathers flying all over the place. Hunter and Renna have
sensational chemistry. The pussy eating actions are a huge turn-on.
Afterwards, Hunter is sucking on Levi's cock while the other woman is
rubbing her own vaginal plaything beside them. The atmosphere of the
scene keeps the viewer's attention span well. Hunter's cocksucking
demeanor is fun and a bit sensual. When the screwing activity follows
which only happens with Hunter, it feels emotional since her moans are
memorable. She also eats Renna's juicebox in a nice manner. Quite
frankly, before the fucking moments occurred, both ladies were the main
stars and afterwards, it is Hunter who steals the scene and some viewers
may forget Renna's cute personality or anything else she did. At the end, Hunter strokes him off in front of her face. This is the best performance in this film.

Scene Three: While reading a book, Jessica Jaymes rubs her beauty spot and tastes her
fingers. All of a sudden, her neighbor catches her. The woman continues
to pleasure herself in front of him. Later, the brunette is sucking
Levi Cash's cock on the couch. Her determined and passionate cocksuck is
solid looking. The cowgirl moments are cool looking. Jessica is
enjoying herself. I really like her expressions when she stares at the
camera. However, the remaining sex acts are not too exciting and the
scene was too long. Later, she strokes him off at her wide open mouth.

Scene Four: Diamond Kitty surprises her boyfriend on his birthday. She teases him
nicely by caressing her big titties at him. The brunette is a very good
seductress. She can keep the attention of the audience well. Afterwards,
the woman is rubbing her feminine kitty and breasts. Then, she works
over his hard-on with her hungry mouth and tits. Diamond Kitty is an
appealing and fetching woman. The cowgirl session is nice looking, but
not too exciting. Their doggie moments pick up some energy, but not
enough to make it interesting. Finally, she jacks him off in front of
her.

Scene Five: Diamond Foxxx is taking a bubble bath. Her body is totally hot. The
blond bombshell teases the camera extremely well by her vocal comments
and active pussy rubbing. Afterwards, the foxy lady applies a sexy
looking blow job. When she bounces on Levi Cash's cock, Diamond looks
very pretty. However, I did not like the very tight close-up shots in
this scene. With her beauty, it's best that we see most of her body in
the shot anyway although the tight shots of her rear end were
mesmerizing. The remaining sex acts were exciting enough to end this
movie on a good note.

Final Thoughts:  Even though this experience was disappointing in it's special effects qualities for me, Milf Memoirs 3D is still an entertaining movie with Heather Bryce, Lisa Ann, and Diamond Foxxx providing the necessary hotness to pull this production to a rental rating. I give a lot of credit to the production company Funky Monkey Movies in it's drive and committment to provide the public with 3-D sex films. The curiosity factor and demand are present, but it's going to take the mindset of television manufacturers to lower their prices for tv sets and not any studio's products to make 3-D go mainstream at home.