My College Porno #2

Frat House Films/Shane's World

Genre: Pro-Am, Gonzo

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Emy Reyes, Brandon, Camryn Kiss, Lindsay Meadows, Mike, Shawna Lenee, Roy, Jessica Lynn, Elliot

Length: 129:03 minutes

Emy Reyes and Brandon in action

Dates of Production: 2/28/2008, 3/2/2008, 12/13/2008, 12/12/2008, 12/21/2008

Extras: The first extra on the menu was a 27:11 minute long scene from College Tour 3 described in detail below. It was fun and unrelated to the movie in hand, still offering some heated hijinks for fans to enjoy. There was then a 32:28 minute long Behind the Scenes feature that started off showing too much male performer stuff but quickly came back to reality. There was also a photogallery, some trailers, and spam for the company website.

Condoms: None

Camryn Kiss

Audio/Video Quality: My College Porno #2 was presented in anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 as shot by uncredited directors for Frat House Films. The MPEG-2 encoded title was in standard definition and offered the same amateurish look other titles from the company have provided though with a bit more polishing up than usual. The fleshtones were accurate and the grain minimal, the lighting decent enough in the introductory portions of the flick but even better on the improvised sets where the action took place. The video bitrate seemed to hover around the 4.7 Mbps when observed, enough to cover the detail provided by the modest equipment used to shoot the scenes. There was some slight pattern noise at times and the composition of the scenes left much to be desired (when someone's head was cut off for example) but the editing appeared to clean it up a step to the point where it wouldn't be confused with low end internet crud you find for free. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate. Most of the vocals could be heard easily enough and the minor musical interludes were okay, the sound about as consistent as the video in terms of how it sounded.

Lindsay Meadows and Mike

Body of Review: Frat House Films might not be the best known producer of college-related porn but in my admittedly limited experience, it offers up enough refreshingly enthusiastic material to remind me that there is sex outside of Chatsworth. There latest title coming to me came out earlier in the year, a cute little romp called My College Porno #2. The premise of the series is to show a number of horny college dudes getting to tap some porn performer ass, applying via Craigslist for a true Pro-Am experience. The back cover described the movie like this: "Back by popular demand, by both fans and horny college guys, My College Porno is at it again. We were flooded with several emails from college goers wanting to star in their first, very own XXX scene with HOT pornstars. They did it all, from picking the pornstar to getting their own shoot supplies and showing the girls that amateurs can really put it down! SO get ready as Frat House Films turns fantasies into reality." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Shawna Lenee and Roy

Scene One: Emy Reyes, a tiny gal with an all natural body, was up first to give Brandon his shot at true happiness considering he wanted to nail a porn performer. He was nervous having been tested and heard his friends all try and diss him, his response being to suck it up before ending up in bed with her. She wore a white skirt and orange top, some minor banter between the couple exchanged in the crummy room (with the series assistant cameraman there to bolster his nerves). She did a decent job of calming him down and undressing him, playing with his nipples before blowing him, then sitting on his face. The action could have been caught better but the enthusiasm he showed actually worked better than I expected given the cold reception the first volume had among critics. She then actively rode his admittedly average penis, his smallish wad of genetic juice landing on her ass (he probably jerked off a few times to keep from coming while in the saddle on camera).

Jessica Lynn and Elliot

Scene Two: Camryn Kiss, a curvy gal with a whole set of rules, was up next with an even more nervous mope (whose name I did not catch in the BTS or movie itself). He was interviewed and told to keep his focus, the sound advice allowing him to maintain wood better once she joined him on the couch. She inhaled his pecker orally and then actively rode him to the point where he soon unleashed his seed during the cowgirl positions, understandable given the situation as far as I'm concerned. Thankfully, Camryn was cool and allowed a break before going a second round, her otherwise professional demeanor a bit rough for a series such as this one. His second pop shot went to her lower abdomen, the couple appreciating the experience as far as I could tell.

Scene Three: Lindsay Meadows, a down home type of performer wearing a blue shirt and matching shorts, was up next as she began the scene with an interview (the reverse of the general formula here), advising Mike that only she could stick things in her ass so he should stay away from it. They went shopping and soon ended up on a huge couch, Lindsay blowing him to life with a steady pace. They moved into a 69 for him to get some oral on her, Lindsay showing how active she could be during the vaginal penetration in a number of positions. Unlike his peers though, Mike glazed her face like a donut in terms of how much semen he spent on her, the guy proud at his achievement even if his white trash tattoos betrayed his career path for the future.

Scene Four: Shawna Lenee, the cute gal from Cleveland featured on the front cover, was up next with Roy, a guy that looked much like a young "Weird Al Yankovic" as they got to know each other. She set her limits and he seemed happy to accommodate her needs, his dick as hard as a rock even before she whipped it out to suck him off. Shawna is a gal that I think has become increasingly pretty over the years, my only issue being how obvious the implants are. In this case, her love of oral helped her give him great pleasure, some minimal reciprocation by Roy leading to an active round of vaginal penetrations and taste testing by the lovely lady. To his credit, he pounded her fairly well, only the incredibly nasty rash of blemishes on his back and heap of pubic hair keeping him down in the fourth tier of mope-dom. The titty pop ended the scene and Shawna seemed happy with the results.

Scene Five: Jessica Lynn, a blond with a sweetly curved ass, was up next in bed with Asian Elliot, the guy as out of place as any business major could be. Exactly how this scene translates into his future plans, I couldn't say but as soon as I saw her whale tail poking through the top of her jeans, I knew I would have wanted to get my two pumps in as well. She pulled down his pants to reveal a modest member, jerking him off before slobbing his knob, Jessica actively riding his cock vaginally until he bust a nut on his crotch with some assistance by her hand and mouth. Ten minutes later, they were back at it one more time, a few minutes later seeing his second load grace her abdomen, the gentleman helping her clean it off.

Bonus Scene: College Tour 3: Delilah Strong and Aarielle Alexis were up next on campus as they searched the area for some guys, hoping to miss the nerdy kids in favor of the cool types outside the library. They are seen on the front cover in the dead center by the credits, eventually lucking out to hook up with slacker Jack Hammer in this unlikely spot for "cool students" (you want cool, the library is generally not the best place to find them). In any case, curvy Delilah and leaner Aarielle talked him into going up to a room where a bunch of his pals were hanging out, frisky Aarielle getting horned up on the couch with him while the others talked. The crowd filtered out as she sucked him off, the feel that they were uncomfortable permeating the air. Delilah joined in to assist orally on the bandana clad guy, the ladies always spending substantial time on one another as much as doing him. The blowjobs and vaginal screwing were decently done, Delilah getting less action this time but showing her curvy figure as comfortable with a smaller cock too (her initial reaction to discovering Aarielle and Jack was priceless!). Since Aarielle did most of the work, it was fitting that she took the facial and it seemed as though Jack hadn't busted a nut in months; the comic ending courtesy of Delilah ("he's never had pussy like that") reminding me yet again why she is such a welcome asset to these flicks even when she plays second fiddle.

Summary: My College Porno #2 by Frat House Films is not designed to compete with the usual features or lengthy bouts of gonzo boning by seasoned males so much as show porn fans getting lucky with female performers as they held their own in most cases. This kind of Pro-Am stuff has been done for decades in porn, though not much of late, and works on several levels since virtually all of us would like to bone a talented hotty, albeit not as publicly for most of us so I rated it as Recommended. In short, My College Porno #2 was an entertaining fuck flick that changed things up in a way that most companies rarely seem willing to do, reminding us that the fans should always be #1 and going to the extreme to prove it.