MILFs Like It Big Vol. 13
Date of Production: 10/24/2012
Running Time: 3 Hours 16 Minutes
Cast: Lezley Zen, Kendra Lust, Diamond Jackson, Maxine X, Eva Notty, Darla Krane, Keiran Lee, Danny Mountain, Jordan Ash, Johnny Sins, and Tommy Gunn
Special Features: Bonus Scene with Darla Krane, Cumshot Recap, Photo Gallery, and More Brazzers Trailers
Audio/Video: Dolby Digital Ch. 2/MPEG-2
Body Of Review: RJB back here to review one of the biggest niche hits from the mega juggernaut known as Brazzers, MILFs Like It Big Vol. 13. Now who isn't accustomed by now in porn to the MILF genre, and we are all now accustomed to big cocks in porn, here Brazzers brilliantly merges the two niches together to come up with a way for big cocks to get together with hot MILFs and this series for Brazzers is well played. Being as their into the 13th volume in the series it seems MILFs who like it big is here to stay in the Brazzers as well as in the porn world. So let's dive into the world of MILFs Like It Big Vol. 13.
The film is starts out with Brazzers contract star and glossed Mr. Big himself "Keiran Lee and a funny behind the scenes as Keiran tries to memorize his lines and a naked Danny Mountain makes a cameo.
SCENE 1 : FEAR FUCKERS WITH LEZLEY ZEN, KEIRAN LEE, AND DANNY MOUNTAIN.
This paticular scene is a knockoff sex parody of the show Fear Factor. Keiran plays a tv host acting as real estate agent who is tricking a potential customer as Danny Mountain portrays a weird naked man hanging out in the house. After scaring one customer, the next potential buyer is the sexy dark haired MILF Lezley Zen. Keiran lies her into the trap when a naked Danny comes out and it does not scare or phase Lezley. Nope instead Lezley just gets down on her knees and begins sucking on Danny's cock. Keiran then joins in on the fun as well. Lezley does a fantastic job taking turns slobbing on both their hard cocks. Keiran then bends Lezley over and begins fucking her doggystyle while she tends to Danny. The mates then switch it up and Danny begins pounding on Lezley's pussy. We are then treated to a three missionary positions, reverse cowgirl, spoon, and another doggy style. Danny then unloads his wad onto Lezley's face first, she does a tremendous job slobbing up all of Danny's man juice. After that Keiran jumps back into Lezley's pussy and then unloads his wad onto her face as well. But wait the action doesn't stop as Keiran then begins banging Lezley again doggy style until the scene ends (INCREDIBLE!!!!) The scene was really good Keiran and Danny did a great job handling the beautiful big breasted Lezley. The ending really impressed me with them continue the fuck fest even after the pop shot. BRAVO lady and fellas.
SCENE 2 : AUCTION COCKTION WITH MAXINE X AND JORDAN ASH
The scene begins with the very well built and beautiful Maxine X in a white tanktop washing a car in the beautiful sunny day. Not knowning she is being watched by Jordan Ash who is sitting in his car enjoying the sneak preview of Maxine's hot sweaty and wetty body getting soaked in water. Jordan then goes into Maxine's place and sneaks into her room (yeah is if we didn't know she was eventually gonna catch him) and begins going through her drawers. Maxine walks in (i know shocking) and catches Jordan and reveals she is a dominating woman and begins whipping Jordan out of his clothes. Jordan then whips out his huge cock to Maxine and gets on her knees and begins sucking on it. The action gets going on the bed as Maxine climbs on top of Jordan and rides his cock. Maxine then takes it doggystyle next. Then the couple get into anal missionary, anal spoon, and finally a doggystyle anal where Jordan pops his load into her ass. Very well done. Lots of anal play in this scene. Killed it.
SCENE 3 : DICK FAN WITH KENDRA LUST AND JOHNNY SINS
This scene is a parody of the Stephen King novel and eventual film "Misery". Although this time we won't feature the unbelievable cinder block of wood in between ankles scene (but it was one of the all time classic horror cinema scenes ever) but back to Dick Fan. Johnny Sins travels to a cabin from time to time for some R&R and he hires a nurse to check in on him. The nurse is played by the uber sexy and eventual breakout star in porn Kendra Lust. Johnny is lying in bed when Nurse Kendra enters, she quickly second guesses her evil plan of killing Johnny and instead lies on the bed with him and begins sucking on his big cock. Things get right started with a reverse cowgirl, followed by pussy eating, doggy style, two missionaries, and finally Johnny unloads himself on Kendra's face and mouth. The scene was excellent, the sex and action was intense and hot. Kendra is just an incredible performer, she oozes sex appeal, her body is so well put together and she just worked the scene great with her energy and intensity. Loved it all the way. MORE KENDRA LUST please.
SCENE 4: POOLSIDE POUNDING WITH EVA NOTTY AND JOHNNY SINS
This outdoor scene begins with garden boy Johnny Sins you know doing garden work poolside when the sexy bikini clad Eva Notty appears mesmerized by the hot Johnny standing in the sun doing work in the typical porn situation were used to seeing throughout the years. Johnny is then cleaning the pool like a good boy while Eva decides to get her tan on in front of him. We finally skip all this typical porn cliche nonsense and get into the action, Johnny begins massaging Eva's hot tanned and toned body with lotion. Eva then gets into the pool and takes off Johnny's pants whips out his huge cock and begins sucking on it. We then next getting into some nice titty fucking followed by a doggy style position in the pool (very very hot). Next we see a reverse cowgirl, followed by a i like to call a standing leg position (where both participants are standing while male holds one leg up and fucks her pussy). A missionary position is next, followed by some pussy eating which commences into a final titty fucking as Johnny unloads all over Eva's big yummy filled breasts.
SCENE 5 - THE TIGHTEST TUTOR IN TOWN WITH DIAMOND JACKSON AND TOMMY GUNN
The final scene in this film begins with the tall dark and gorgeous Diamond Jackson as she opens her door dressed a holy cow sexy lingerie outfit as student Tommy Gunn enters her household. They both go into the living room where Diamond brings Tommy some water (maybe for lube during the scene i don't know) and they get right into some tutoring. The action gets started as sexy Diamond undress herself then pulls Tommy's jeans off and begins sucking his huge cock. It's Tommy's turn next as begins sucking on Diamond's pierced pussy. We get into the first position which is a missionary as Diamond is lying on her back on the couch while Tommy pounds her pussy. Doggystyle on the couch is next followed by a spoon, cowgirl on the floor, then Diamond finishes everything off by sucking Tommy's schlong until cums in her mouth. Tutor session over!!!!!!
OVERALL - Bravo Brazzers Bravo, a perfect blend of hot sexy MILFs with big cocks fucking them. Was a perfect scenario mixing the two cliches of them together in a series for Volume 13. The DVD gets a recommended rating from yours truly as i felt all five scenes were great (not a bad vibe from any of them). The strong points in the film were Kendra Lust and Lezley Zen's scenes (both were extremely sexy looking and performed extraodinary), the ending in Lezley's scene really shocked in me but in a good way as the fucking action continued even after the cumshots. I felt the weak point was the Diamond Jackson scene (although Diamond was so beautiful looking in her scene i felt it could've been longer and used more positions but still was a good scene). So overall check out this film, the series and Brazzers DVDs and sites.
PS - We need more Kendra Lust she was my favorite throughtout the film just FYI porn companies.
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