Tits Ahoy 11

Third Degree

Genre: Big Boobs

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Alison Tyler, Mark Wood, Leya Falcon, Tommy Pistol, Sophia Lomeli, Anthony Rosano, Yurizan Beltran, Mark Wood, RayVeness, Pat Myne

Length: 105:53 minutes

Date of Production: 2012

Extras: The minimal extras included a pop shot compilation from the scenes, a photogallery, and some trailers but that was all.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Tits Ahoy 11 was shot in a crisp widescreen by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree. As expected, the lighting was even, the camera work smooth, and most of the visual elements were better than average for what amounts to a gonzo outing focusing on ladies with large boobs. If you look close enough, you may well find ample technical matters to fuss about but frankly, you’d be missing the forest for the trees this time. The aural qualities were similar, nothing outstanding even for a monaural track at all but the moans & groans were captured well enough and the limited musical aspects during credits and tease should not matter a whole lot to the majority of you.

Body of Review: Mike Quasar is one of the most entertaining directors in porn, his personality often shining through in his better projects. His latest title for Third Degree sent last week is called Tits Ahoy 11, the show focusing on large breasted women last seen over two years ago. Of biggest interest to me this time were performers like Xcritic blogger Leya Falcon and perennial hotty RayVeness, though cover girl Yurizan Beltran, cutie Alison Tyler, and attractive Sophia Lomeli were worth a peek too. The general formula for the scenes was that a lady would tease briefly and then end up with a guy to fuck vaginally, some emphasis on showcasing their boobs but not really enough to stand out from the crowded field. Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Alison Tyler, a dark haired cutie with some ink, a neatly trimmed patch of pubes, and fetching eyes, was up first as she teased by the pool in her white lingerie. She had appealing boobs and while her dancing was uninspired, she would suit most straight men in terms of her physical appeal. The tease ended abruptly to find Alison kissing Mark Wood in a generic bedroom, his hands caressing her and mouth tending to her boobs before she briefly slobbed his knob. This led to some very active vaginal penetration positions, her cowgirl among the best thanks to the way in which her ass cheeks shook so nicely while she rode his rod. There was taste testing and a short titty fuck too, Mark licking her in doggy oh so briefly before he went back to tapping her snatch and draining his balls of spunk all over her face after a couple more positions.

Scene Two: Leya Falcon, the blond bombshell Xcritic blogger, was up next by the pool wearing peach colored bikini undies and black high heels as she caressed her lean frame gently. This scene also abruptly transitioned to the sex portion, Tommy Pistol all over her in the living room. He diddled her snatch and she demanded his cock in her mouth, Leya enthusiastically blowing him as well as throating the guy balls deep in messy fashion as she provided the kind of passion I was looking for here. Tommy felt up her boobs at times but he found her oral skills appealing enough to continue going back to her for some more, a titty fuck leading them to some heavy duty boning. Tommy became excited enough that he slapped her pussy with his hand and Leya responded well to the front runner for best male performer, the babe giving a fantastic view when she put her head down and ass in the air for Tommy to drill. He spanked her and the couple provided some aural encouragement, additional taste testing by the lady and penetration resulting in Tommy depositing a wealth of genetic juice to her mouth to savor, her energy levels the highest of the entire cast.

Scene Three: Sophia Lomeli, a thicker brunette with some gorgeous boobs, was up next in an animal print corset and stockings, her garter and other accessories enhancing her overall appeal as she sashayed from side to side while offering a glimpse of her goodies. I enjoyed watching her sweetly curved ass as much as her tits but as expected by now, the rapid transition to the sexual portion of the scene with Anthony Rosano must have been more important to the producer. They were in a modern room on a black platform, both of them spending some time kissing and going down on the other. This was a marked improvement for me as I like giving head as much as receiving it, Anthony gobbling her gash as she moaned overly loudly until it was time to reciprocate. Anthony then took some time to titty fuck her, the couple reverting to a variety of vaginal penetration positions where no chemistry was observed, her fishnet stockings driving my television screen crazy and the modestly active riding including some taste testing. The scene ended when he pulled out to beat off a tiny wad of population pudding to her titty, Sophia licking him a whole two times before the scene cut away.

Scene Four: Yurizan Beltran, the seductive little hotty featured on the front cover, was up next as she followed the formula to tease in her black lingerie, the wide eyed gal standing by the spiral staircase for the shortest tease of the batch. The quick edit led the movie to showing her on the couch with Mark Wood, his devotion to her boobs such that I had to give the guy credit for knowing a good thing (or two good things) when he saw them. I liked her colorful tattoos on her back but especially the fleshy ass she sported when bent over in doggy, Mark eating her out as if into it rather than following a list of positions like some of the others had done. In return, she performed some oral fun on his cock, sticking mainly with his head and licking the shaft, trying unsuccessfully to stimulate him with a titty fuck before moving to some penetration positions. Yurizan was vocal in her appreciation of the pecker pounding into her, some active riding on her own part making it worth checking out a few times, her boobs flailing about as she moaned loudly enough to wake the dead. This scene finished up when he tossed out his splooge onto her breasts, Yurizan starting to massage his juices into her skin but the scene cut short for some reason.

Scene Five: RayVeness, a seasoned MILF with a great deal of appeal to many of us fans, her pretty eyes and slow, seductive moves always appreciated as she teased in the living room. It took her a brief time but she ever so slowly removed her sheer panties, licking her lips as though entertaining a small audience in front of her. Her tease was more balanced than most even if the musical score was pretty lame, the gal masturbating on the couch before the inevitable edit landed her with Pat Myne. He was all over her like white on rice, plenty of attention given RayVeness’ tits and even some to her crotch. She gave great eye contact and Pat ate her out at length, fingering her pussy and ass like she demanded of him until she took a turn slobbing his knob aggressively. That led to a particularly active vaginal ride, RayVeness very vocal about what she wanted and how she wanted it done, Pat trying to keep up with her demands as her boobs bounced around sweetly. She did some taste testing and there was some anal play (fingers), his titty pop of ball batter on the light side though she seemed okay with it.

Summary: Tits Ahoy 11 by director Mike Quasar for Third Degree was a perfectly okay selection of scenes featuring ladies with ample boobs, the meat puppets not the best of the batch so the resulting chemistry was weak and the production meriting a rating of Rent It. I have long had a fondness for RayVeness and finally seeing hotty Leya Falcon in some strokable smut helped give this one an edge but the lack of extras, limited running time, and low budget feel kept it from obtaining a higher rating. Fans of the ladies might want to consider this as a keeper however, Alison Tyler, Yurizan Beltran, and Sophia Lomeli all keeping up (though not as sexy as RayVeness or Leya) enough to check out, just not stand out as readily from the crowded field of big boob titles on the market. In short, Tits Ahoy 11 did provide a solid sample of well endowed ladies with real or fake tits to play with, the resulting title not living up to the cast’s potential as far as I was concerned, even with some good camera work and okay editing by the master director.