2007, all-girl, 129 minutes plus extras

With: Annabelle Lee, Amber Peach, Amber Rayne, Miss Kitty, Lexi Love, Amile Waters, Sindee Jennings, Naudia Brown

Among squirting-girl DVDs, this offering from Seymour Butts' elderly Cousin Stevie is wet and wild -- but mostly just plain wild. Seven starlets gather in someone's home and proceed to stain couches, carpets and bed spreads, but no one seems to be complaining.

Director Stevie, who remains mostly unseen and unheard in the main program, divides the lengthy action into four general sections: Solo Sex, Couples Sex, Threesomes (one of which is a foursome) and Orgy Sex. A coda has the auteur handing out awards in such categories as best masturbation (sorry, those watching the DVD and beating off are not up for consideration).

Only two of the women -- Amber Rayne, a slender version of 1970s fave Kay Lenz, and blonde bad girl Sindee Jennings -- are fecund fejaculators. Lexi Love, a porn-alike of both Britney Spears and Drew Barrymore, manages to produce some splash from her refreshingly hairy pussy, while heavily tattooed and pierced blonde Miss Kitty surprises herself and her co-stars after they vigorously work on her. Hazel-eyed black beauty Amile Waters takes until the end of the film (and the bonus footage) to let loose thick, high-powered streams. The other performers -- pleasantly zaftig brunette Amber Peach, Melissa Etheridge doppelganger Annabelle Lee and swarthy Naudia Brown -- don't squirt, but they do have a grand old time.

Most of the girls do their own thing in the first section. Annabelle impresses greatly with her solo scene involving a vibrating egg, while Amber Rayne is downright scary as she triple-fingers her own asshole and slaps and chokes herself. The later pairings are Amile and Naudia, Kitty and Sindee, the two Ambers, and Lexi and Annabelle (in a scene approaching actual affectionate lovemaking). The climactic (in more ways than one) orgy scene is a chaotic and breathless sequence, where Amber Rayne and Sindee emerge as the insatiable leaders of the pack.

                                                           THE DVD

This easy-top-navigate disc offers lots to supplement the already lengthy main program. There's a trailer for "Cousin Stevie's Lick This! Pussy Party"; a behind-the-scenes featurette, with the girls preparing for action and talking with the crew; bonus minutes of footage deleted from the feature; and, best of all, a segment called Bios -- a bunch of interviews with the girls, who, while answering questions like "What kind of orgasms to you have" and "Do you do anal?," reveal their personalities. "I love brains!" says Amber Rayne about what turns her on. She proves to be quite a storyteller. I recommend you watch this segment and get to know the women a little before watching them get down and extremely dirty.

The video feature is adequately if unartistically shot -- everything is brightly lit and gynecological -- and the image is presented in old-school 1.33:1 full frame (on widescreen TVs, the picture appears with black bars on the sides).

The main menu lists just the four sections as "chapters," but you can click from scene to scene throughout the two-hour-plus feature.

                                                     THE LAST WORD

There are wetter, more jaw-dropping girl-squirt DVDs out there, but this one can't be topped for the energy and horniness of its all-girl cast. The natural (and far from big-breasted) girls are of various physical and personality types, but they all have love of pussy -- others' and their own -- in common. Fans of lady love won't be disappointed.