Batman XXX: A Porn Parody
Vivid Film
Written, Produced and Directed by Axel Braun
Running Time: 1hr and 59min

Starring:

Lexi Belle
James Dean
Dale Dabone
Tori Black
Alexis Texas
Kimberly Kane
Andy San Dimas
Syren Sexton
Randy Spears
Evan Stone
Ron Jeremy

Special Features:

Shot in High Def
Non-Sex Version (25 minutes, pretty much the same length as the actual show was)
Behind the Scenes (34 minute feature, with some interviews with cast and crew, people rehearsing their lines and good interview with Axel talking about the various aspects of the movie)
Casting Calls (11 minutes of seeing the process of people coming in and reading for the parts)
Previews (4 trailers)

Technical Stats:

Audio: Dolby Digital 2 Channel at 48 kHz and 256 kbps

Video: Mpeg-2 at around 5-6 Mbps

Overall Thoughts:

So remember back to last year, when the whole parody thing was just starting, and we all wondered how long it would last. Well, either way you look at it, it’s still going, for better or worse. Well enough reminiscing about ole times, it’s time to once again review a movie that my fellow reviewer was willing to let me check out on my own, and this was one I was really looking forward to. It looked like the cast was going to be amazing, the ladies sexy, and the guys bringing the campy humor. So like the previous reviews, it’s an older movie, so it should be fairly short, just highlighting stuff from each scene, and it seems that the previous reviewer, gave this our highest rating, so let’s see how it stacks up in my book.

Well I have to say that overall I was impressed with the movie, they did a great job of portraying the campiness of the classic TV show, with some added sexiness of course.  Loved the hour of bonus features, including the non-sex version, which I can’t wait to show some friends to see what they have to say, maybe I can convince them to watch the hardcore version. I think I’m going to give this a HIGHLY RECOMMENDED rating, sort of shocked by the 2 Channel audio and a few other small details, but I still think it’s a great release and if you don’t already own it, it’s worth adding to your collection. And it should be worth owning just to see Tori Black in the sexy Catwoman costume.

Scene One: Kimberly and Evan

So it’s early in the movie and I am already impressed with the choices for the cast, they are all playing the characters to their fullest. I have a feeling this is going to be a fun ride. Evan Stone as the Riddler, you can’t go wrong with that choice. So it seems he has chosen to kidnap Bruce Wayne’s girl and she says they will gladly pay for her release.  But he has better plans and she wants a better bed to sleep on, so she decides that she is willing to do anything to get that bed, as she starts to suck on his cock. Love that Evan stays in character throughout the sex, kudos to you sir. Some great views with the cowgirl action, as she shakes her ass for the camera as she rides him. Some great oral by Kimberly and some ass licking from Evan before he shoves his cock in her ass. A pretty good start to the movie, although it seems like this scene could have been a little shorter. He jerks off on her tits as the scene comes to a close.

Scene Two:  Alexis and Dale

Loved the call out to the ole climbing of the buildings, with a great cameo from Ron Jeremy. At the disco, it seems that someone has spiked his grapefruit juice and Alexis is here to take him to the Riddler’s hideout. But first she wants to have a little fun with him. Some great tease action from Alexis as she slips out of her dress, while playing with his cock through his costume. Alexis does a great job of worshiping his cock with her hands and mouth before she climbs out of her dress and shows off her famous ass for the camera. She continues to tease his cock with her pussy and mouth before she sits on his cock. And we get some booty bouncing, some slaps and ass grabs as she continues to ride his cock. And of course some more booty love with some doggy as she continues to work her booty for him. And some oral action from Alexis leads to him blowing his bat load in her mouth.

Scene Three: Andy, Syren and Randy

After we find out that Batman has been captured, we get introduced to Batgirl, played by the lovely Lexi Belle. They sneak into the Joker’s liar, played great by Randy Spears. And we get introduced to the super sexy Tori Black as Catwoman. He tries to put his moves on her, but she declines, so he sends her away, so his lovely henchwomen, played by Andy San Dimas and Syren. The girls do a great job of working his cock over, taking turns and sharing like good girls. Andy climbs on his cock and shakes and grinds her hips on it and then let’s Syren have a turn. Seems to be lots of Andy and Randy time as Syren kind of stands by and watches the action. The scene ends as he cums in the girls’ mouth.

Scene Four: Lexi and James

It seems that watching the Joker in action has made Lexi and James a little horny. So we get to see what it is like to see Robin fuck Batgirl. James dives into her pussy first and then lets her work his cock over with her hands and mouth. Oral action is short and they get right to the fucking still in costume for the most part, still have to hide their secret identities. Some great booty shots as they get some cowgirl action going, lots of slapping and grabbing onto her ass. Boy Wonder pulls out and cums on her pussy and then they get captured by the evil henchmen.

Scene Five: Tori, Dale and James

Back at Joker’s hideout, the Riddler brings in his prisoners, Batman and his girlfriend. Catwoman comes in and shows off her prisoners. At this point, I realize it’s been awhile since I’ve seen Tori in a movie, and I hope to see more of her soon. We see that it’s never good to turn on Catwoman as she helps Batman free and they take Joker and Riddler off to jail. Batman and Robin stay behind to take care of Salma Hayek nude, and you know what that means, holy threesome Batman. They quickly get her out of her costume and double team her, and she does a great job of keeping up with them, and that is why I miss seeing her. And if you can’t see why she is so amazing after watching this scene, there is no pleasing you my friend. Even though it’s a long scene, her sexual energy doesn’t seem to die down at all. I have a feeling if this came out a little later we would have seen a Batman/Robin DP on Catwoman. The duo leave a money shot mess all over her mouth and face as the scene comes to an end. And like the ole TV show it ends with a cliffhanger, wonder how long before we get to see part two of the story.