Genre Lesbian, Feature.
Director Nica Noelle
Release Date 10 September 2013
Duration 105 minutes
Cast Sovereign Syre, Magdalene St. Michaels, Jelena Jesen, Chastity Lynn, Sophia Jade. Gracie Glam, Ela Darling (non-sex).
A/V Quality The sound and sights were just fine. There were no shadow or sound level problems.
Condoms No toys
Extras There were bloopers and trailers: In the Closet; Luscious Lesbians-Exploring Siri; Gia, Lesbian Supermodel; Lesbian Guidance Counselor 3. No photo gallery. The best extra was the BTS segment, especially Chastity and Jelena's discussion of G4P performers.
Preview Lesbian Guidance Counselor 3 was selected for review because of the interesting story elements presented in the synopsis, and because of the star-studded cast: Magdalene St. Michaels, Sovereign Syre, and Chastity Lynn are sure-fire stars and Jelena Jensen is a connoisseur’s choice. I’m anxious to see whether the age and power dynamics between teacher’s and students make the sex steamier.
After establishing some plot elements, the first sexual encounter pairs Sovereign Syre, the titular lesbian guidance counselor, and Sophia Jade, a student with shady motives. Sophia is a brunette with an average build and a trimmed muff. I was disappointed with her scene when I reviewed Lesbian PsychoDramas 12, but that was due more to her scene partner. The way she buried her face in Sove’s backside improved her reputation in my eyes. Sovereign Syre is the statuesque redhead who is in every other lesbian movie that comes out. There didn’t seem to be a burning attraction between them, but the sex was organic and intense.
The next coupling features Chastity Lynn as a student whose issues require delicate and intimate attention. Jelena Jensen is the new guidance counselor, and she is more than happy to take her work home. Jelena is quickly becoming a favorite of this reviewer, she’s like a sexier version of Sarah Silverman, with all natural 34Fs. The innocent role Chastity plays is no more than a ploy to bring about some naked counseling. Jelena is no milf, but her mature curves offer a welcome contrast to Chastity’s slender figure. All the nastiness you expect from Chastity is here, she does have a taste for the taint, along with a fair bit of tempered passion from Jelena thrown in.
The plot thickens when Sophia Jade enters Magdalene St. Michaels’ bedroom. The uber-milf, Magdalene has enlisted Sophia in her scheme to discredit and dismiss Sovereign, hence the previous in-office tryst. Sophia is Magdalene’s new pet and dutifully serves, and receives service from her mature lover. This scene wasn’t lacking in any specific way, but was unspectacular on the whole. I’m a big fan of Ms. St.Michaels, but this scene let me know I appreciate her for the way she plays off, and with, her younger foils. I didn’t appreciate it as much here. On a positive note, this scene features two of the more physically substantial cast members; for those who like thicker physiques.
The last scene can’t be addressed without a spoiler. A look at the box cover art or the website reveals that Sovereign and Jelena have a scene together. All of the drama and intrigue lead up to a final confrontation that explodes with sensous intensity (almost like an actual movie). Although there was no screaming or gymnastics, this was a superb finale that had me wondering about awards.
Final Thoughts This is one of the rare porns that uses character names; Sove = Sophie, Jelena = Ella. It didn’t add to or detract from the film. Nica Noelle has another feather in her cap with Lesbian Guidance Counselor 3, it’s Highly Recommended. I’m eager to look back at the prior editions.