Vivid

Genre: Virtual Sex

Director: Quinn Roberts

Condoms: None that I could see

Length: 115 Minutes

Date Of Production: 04/13/06

Cast: Lacey Love, Lindsey Love and Tory Lane

Special Features:

Interactive Menus

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer
was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile.
The Dolby
track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

Scene 1 - Strip. The Love Twins start the virtual odyssey by stripping for you. It's pretty hot and they don't waste anytime. I love listening to their dirty talk, as it sounds poorly scripted. The poor line delivery coupled with their vacant stares harkens back to a simplier time in porn. A time when Linda Lovelace's throat was stuffed with cock and Debbie did amazing things for the Dallas Tourism Board. Good times and a great start.

Scene 2 - Teasing / Blow Job.

What comes up next works as a unique split. You get the chance to tease one of the Twins or to have them tease you. It goes nowhere, but it leads neatly into the Blowjob option. That is after they work their vagina with the vibrator, dildo and fingers. It's pretty fucking hectic and it starts to warm you into the film.

Scene 3 - Masturbation.

The Love Twins know how to play with their pussies. There's more dildo action and a chance to eat some pussy. But, it feels like we're repeating too much of the teasing shit. Can't we just watch a girl rub her clit? Fucking porn is so complicated now. No wonder it nearly took me a month to get through this fucking DVD.

Scene 4 - Fucking.

The Love Twins are Vikings at fucking. You get to work their pussy, ass and tits. It's pretty fun, but the novelty scene ends quickly. There's only so many options and faces for these poor girls to make. What the fuck are you going to do on the tenth or twentieth viewings? Nobody at Vivid dreamed up these questions. That's why I had to do it. I'm the Porn Muad'dib. THE DREAMER HAS AWAKENED!

Scene 5 - Popping a nut

The DVD ends with the chance to bust creaming lovely juice on the Twins. I wish that I got to do it for real. But, what chance is there of that? None. That's why I review this shit and I don't star in them. Well, that and the fact that I don't have a history of sexual abuse. Burn!

In the end, the film works as a novel approach to porn. But, the chances of a good viewing diminish all the time. Still, I'd recommend it. The Love Twins belong in everyone's porn stash.

Final Thoughts: Vivid has created a rather fun disc with the amazing Love Twins. What kills me is that there needs to be more special features. If you're going to stuff a package with such innovations, you should go for gusto. After I finished the main feature, I wanted more. Sadly, I was left unsatisfied.