Genre:  Gonzo

Director:  None Credited

Cast: 

• Abagelle Banks
• Andy San Dimas
• Ann Marie Rios
• April O'Neil
• Aubrey Addams
• Holly Michaels
• Kristina Rose
• Stephani Moretti
• Giovanni Francisco
• James Deen
• Kris Slater
• Richie Deville
• Seth Gamble

Length:  Approx. 125 minutes

Extras:  Picture Gallery

Audio/Video Quality:  5.1 digital audio/1.78:1 widescreen

Overview:  As the title suggests, this disc is five vignettes involving lucky guys living out their fantasies of fucking their sisters' hot friends.  This porno motif has been done a zillion times before but it still remains relevant.  As long as boys grow up with little sisters with hot friends there will always be a demand for little-sister's-friend-themed spank material.

Condoms:  None

Scene 1:

James Deen is on the couch studying for law school when he’s interrupted by his annoying little sister. He’s about to get a lot more distracted when the hot brunette bitch gang of April O’Neil, Kristina Rose, Andy San Dimas and Ann Marie Rios barge in the front door. They rag his sister out in her bedroom for sitting at their lunch table at school. Soon enough, James comes to his sister’s defense and ends up on the receiving end of a POV four-way blowjob from these cunty sluts. The girls suck cock competitively and let fly with plenty of dirty talk, especially San Dimas who is consistently hilarious in roles like this. Once they all move to the bed James drops the nerdy nice guy act and starts stacking ass like firewood. The girls go to town on each other and flop around in a quivering pile of flesh as James moves his cock indiscriminately from hole to hole. He fucks them raw until every girl is flushed and sweaty before dropping his goo in the mouth of O’Neil, who shares it with the rest of her crew so they can spit it all over James’s sister’s bed for revenge, as if covering it in their pussy slime wasn’t punishment enough.

James carefully navigates a mountain of grade-A prime ass.

The chemistry between the cast is surprisingly good for an orgy and results in a hot, realistic scene with few edits. San Dimas continues to improvise dialog, at one point saying “rub those balls like a fucking gypsy while you fuck that pussy!” I have no idea what that means but I laughed so hard milk came out my dick. In my opinion Andy steals this scene and it’s due in part to the director choosing to show off her natural beauty instead of just blasting her face with the makeup shotgun like most directors seem to do.

Scene 2:

Richie Deville agrees to tutor his sister’s friend Stephani Moretti in history. But (surprise!) it turns out she’s not interested in history, and by the look of her I would guess she has exactly two interests: spray tan and dick. Seriously, this slut looks like a Jersey Shore reject. She gets him naked and goes in for a clichéd and uninspired blowjob. She rides him reverse cowgirl with similar lack of enthusiasm. She looks bored. He looks bored. I sure as hell look bored. They move to a standing doggy and Richie digs her out like he just wants it to end. I know I do. The awkward conversation while she arranges some pillows for a floor fuck is probably the least awkward thing about the whole scene. He finally sprays a watery load in her face and everyone can move on now.

Richie and Stephani phone it in.

There’s really nothing good to say about this scene. Is there anything worse than boring porn?

Scene 3:

Giovanni Francisco is surprised to see his sister’s friend Holly Michaels in his living room. Holly’s a bit of a butterface but her tits are well presented in a low-cut top. Giovanni’s sister isn’t home so I guess they get to fuck. Holly takes out his meat for some oral and comments, oddly, that “it’s so clean”. Apparently she’s sucked some dirty dicks. She’s a talented oralist who can take a real throat-fucking and she certainly doesn’t neglect the balls. He takes her to the couch for some enthusiastic doggy and cowgirl. This girl can really ride a cock and has me convinced she is 100% committed to blowing her load. She’s panting and sweating and you can hear how wet her pussy is. They go through some missionary and reverse-cowgirl, Holly’s jugs bouncing to the rhythm of Giovanni pounding her sopping twat. She gets on her knees and takes a thick jizz blast to the chest.

Holly gives good porn.

I had low expectations for this scene at first but was ultimately impressed. Holly Michaels fucks like shameless whore which more than makes up for her lack in hotness. This is the kind of sex I like having and therefore it’s the perfect sex for jerking to.

Scene 4:

Aubrey Addams shows up at Kris Slater’s front door. She’s new to his college and she’s friends with his sister, of course. With his silkscreened button-up and distressed denim, Kris is the very definition of “total douchebag”. I can smell the Axe Body Spray through my monitor. It’s depressing that dudes like this actually fuck girls as hot as Aubrey Addams in real life. They have a discussion on the couch about college that I can’t pay attention too because the dialog is so retarded. Why aren’t they fucking already? They finally move on to making out and Kris takes off Aubrey’s top to reveal her very unfortunate bolt-ons. I haven’t seen her in a video for a while and I definitely preferred her tiny naturals. He discards her shorts and eats her pussy in a disgusting way, slurping it like an ice cream cone and sucking his fingers. This guy is so annoying it’s killing my boner. He starts giving it to her in missionary and he’s moaning louder than she is while his very average-sized dick keeps popping out of her cooch. Aubrey gets on top and rides him, slow and uninterested, then blows him the same way. She fakes it through a round of reverse-cowgirl and doggy and fuck it I’m just fast forwarding at this point. He squirts a watery load on her face and it’s over like a mercy killing.

Aubrey shows off the goods.

The utter lack of chemistry between these performers was staggering. I’m a fan of Aubrey’s earlier work but this was just depressing. I’m rarely affected so negatively by the male talent’s performance andin this case “talent” is used only in the loosest sense of the word.

Scene 5:

Abagelle Banks got ditched by her friend and now she’s stuck with her friend’s brother Seth Gamble. She thinks he’s a creep but she’s a slut and willing to fuck him for a ride home. She starts buy sucking his cock like she’s siphoning gasoline. He fucks her gross tit job while she absurdly claims that she “likes it”, which reminds me of Doug Stanhope’s famous tit fucking joke which I won’t go into here. Some brief pussy eating, which is erotic to exactly no one, and then he mounts her on the couch in doggy. He’s laying some deep pipe in her and it’s pretty hot except for her squeaky cartoon voice. Abagelle rides him cowgirl both ways and she looks good from behind with her over-tanned and slightly leathery ass slamming down on his meat pole. By the time they finish up with some spoon and missionary she seems like she’s finally getting into it. He gives her pussy a cream pie filling and that’s that.

Abagelle can take it or leave it.

This scene wasn’t unwatchable but still left a lot to be desired. Abagelle Banks doesn’t really do much for me physically or stylistically. The sex was mostly meh with a few sparks of realness near the end. Really nothing new or exiting here though.

Final Thoughts:

This disc blew it's load, so to speak, at the beginning and the rest was mostly disappointing and dull, with the exception of Holly Michaels' scene which I enjoyed and wouldn't mind rewatching.  I give My Sister's Hot Friend Vol. 24 a rating of Rent It because the first scene is amazing if you like the multiple girls-on-guy scenario like I do.