Director: Axel Braun

Genres: Parody

Running time: 102 minutes

Condoms: No

Release dates: April 1 on vivid.com, April 15 available on DVD

Cast: Britney Amber, Claire Robbins, Kleio Valentien, Jessica Ryan, Aaron Wilcoxxx, Derrick Pierce, Giovanni Francesco, Ryan Driller, Tyler Knight, and Bill Bailey

Scene 1: Britney Amber and Aaron Wilcoxxx

Aaron Wilcoxxx plays Captain America in this parody of the box office hit, and in this opening scene, he’s showing why he’s the hero. He’s in a cramped room with sexy, blonde USO girl Britney Amber. The scene only has one camera to follow the action. It opens with Captain America eating out Britney and getting her off, before moving to a blowjob scene and then she climbs on top of him for a cowgirl fuck, all while he’s still in uniform.

Britney Amber is dressed in a brown uniform that she takes off, to reveal her garters. It looks very sexy and she’s quite beautiful. She takes it in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style before the money shot on her face. Britney looks multi-orgasmic, like she’s going to cum in every position. She is fucking a superhero.

Scene 2: Claire Robbins and Derrick Pierce

Crossbones (Derrick Pierce) and curvy redhead Sin (Claire Robbins) are discussing her desire to see Captain America dead when he tells her to chill out and that she shouldn’t seek petty vengeance. She tells him that the vengeance she seeks is “anything but petty.” They’re in a shooting range, with a Captain America mannequin in the background, next to the targets. Soon, she’s on her knees with his cock out for a sloppy blowjob.

Crossbones makes almost no sounds while he’s with Sin, but she’s quite loud and animated. It’s a very hot scene to watch because she looks very sexy in her red bustier, black pants, and pink thigh-high boots. I love how “into it” she is, as she has a big smile on her face throughout much of her fucking. And I love that there’s some hair on her pussy. After a long blowjob, they move into missionary and then cowgirl and back to mish again then doggy. They stayed in costume throughout the scene.

A brief (and campy, but great in its campiness) action scene has pink-haired hottie Diamondback (Kleio Valentien) getting captured as she tries to get the coveted Cosmic Cube. Captain America fights mustachioed villain Batroc (Giovanni Francesco) before Sin and Crossbones show up and change the equation. Diamondback gets caught by Sin.

A short scene also introduces the ambitious villains Baron Zemo (Ryan Driller) and Hellcat (Jessica Ryan) who discuss their plans for world domination. Diamondback is thrown in a cell with another captured superhero, Falcon, played by Tyler Knight. He tells his capturer Batroc “It isn’t cool to chain black people to walls in this country anymore.” It doesn’t work to get him free.

Scene 3: Phoenix Marie and Giovanni Francesca

Sharon Carter, played by hot blonde Phoenix Marie (reprising her role from Avengers XXX), doesn’t think her $250 million deal with Batroc is finalized until it’s consummated. He enjoys getting his hands on her big tits, and she returns the favor with a deep and sloppy blowjob. She works over his cock well, including going all the way to his base. She teases him and says that she can keep him on the edge, close to cumming all day. It’s her superpower, she says.

The dirty talk from Sharon is very hot in this scene, and she’s in control throughout the scene, even demanding a rimjob from Batroc. It leads to a doggy-style fuck, another blowjob (this time with her on her back), and then a missionary fuck. Even if his costume looks like a Mexican wrestler’s and his mustache is exaggerated, he gives Sharon Carter a deep fuck that she really appears to enjoy. The dirty talk makes it one of the hotter scenes in this movie.

Scene 4: Kleio Valentien, Tyler Knight, and Bill Bailey

Quicksilver enters the movie as Diamondback is trying to free Falcon from his chains. He’s got the key and tosses it to Diamondback to get him free. The effects of the Cosmic Cube make the three of them feel amorous and it leads into a very hot threesome. Diamondback attacks her two friends’ cocks with great enthusiasm. She has a big smile on her face as she’s getting Quicksilver’s cock inside of her, while Falcon’s is waiting for her mouth.

Kleio Valentien is probably the sexiest woman amongst several very sexy women in this movie, so I’ve been waiting for her sex scene from the moment she entered the picture, and it didn’t disappoint. She has a great costume that accentuates her body, and the pink and black costume matches her hair color. She’s insatiable throughout the scene. Kleio Valentien deserves a lot of praise for a great performance and a hot scene.

Scene 5: Jessica Ryan and Ryan Driller

Hellcat and Baron Zemo are discussing his plans for world domination from having the Cosmic Cube. That does get him a blowjob from the very sexy Hellcat. She looks hot in her gold costume, and takes it missionary and doggy-style from Baron Zemo. It’s one of the shorter scenes, but she’s enjoyable to watch. While taking the money shot on her face, Baron Zemo gives her the next mission, which could set up another sequel. I can’t wait for it.

Video/audio:

The video is shot in anamorphic widescreen with a 1.78/1 ratio. The audio is excellent because this is a big budget, high profile movie (by porn standards).

Final thoughts:

I thoroughly enjoyed Captain America XXX, despite not being a big comic book nerd. The acting was great, the sex was hot, and I loved the costumes. The film worked both as a parody of a movie just opened but also as a celebration of comic book heroes (and villains). This looked like the type of film that everyone involved with had a lot of fun, and that came through in the film. There were a few campy scenes that moved the plot along, and those were in good fun. Plus, Kleio Valentien is super-hot as Diamondback. I hope to watch her in another movie very soon.