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Asses of Face Destruction 9

Evil Angel/Buttman Magazine Choice

Genre: Female Domination, Face Sitting, Web-to-DVD, Compilation

Director: Romulus

Cast: Sophie Dee, Kade, Monica Santhiago, Derrick Paul, Evie Delatosso, James, Jamie Elle, Kelly Divine, Bubba

Length: 141:25 minutes

Sophie Dee (up close and personal!)

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There were six trailers, 5 photogalleries, a cast list, filmographies, and some websites.

Condoms: None

Monica Santhiago with Derrick Paul

Audio/Video Quality: Asses of Face Destruction 9 was presented in the same 1.33:1 ratio full frame, MPEG-2 encoded with 480i resolution, color the scenes were shot in for their various releases over the years (this being a compilation) by director Romulus for distribution by Evil Angel as part of their Buttman Magazine Choice selections. The lighting was not always solid and that led to some grain, video noise, and other issues, with the composition of the shots looking almost like a home movie in need of editing but the sense of raw energy was still as solid as ever for the series; this being another set of scenes, some of them older, from the popular internet website. There was no intercourse in any of the scenes but the cocks did come into play a little, even if not penetrating mouth, pussy or ass as I would have preferred. It did look similar to the last volume I saw though so aside from the overly extensive use of the zoom feature on the camera, it wasn't bad at all. The video bitrate was always seemingly hovering around the mid 5.1 Mbps area though the visual issues seemed the result of the low end lighting most of the time. The audio was presented as 2.0 Dolby Digital in the standard 192 Kbps bitrate using a 48 kHz sampling rate according to my receiver but I heard no separation between the channels and I'm of the belief that the original sound was straight from the microphone on the camera. You could hear the background noise and light hum of the camera when the cast was quiet and the vocals were hollow but it struck me as fitting given the nature of the material.

Evide Delatosso

Body of Review: Romulus and Evil Angel have had an ongoing deal with regard to distribution for some time now, his admittedly rough looking scenes shot for the internet drawing the attention of the company for their raw energy and devotion to ass worship a natural way for it to branch out in its chosen market. His latest movie is called Asses of Face Destruction 9, a fetish flick where the ladies spent most of their time smothering their partners with their ample ass cheeks rather than allow any vaginal or anal penetration (outside a tongue that is). While I'm not a huge and dedicated fan of the genre myself, some of the performances I've seen over the years have stirred my loins enough to want to see more, the website perhaps better in terms of sheer volume of material but the physical disc distribution still my favorite way to view scenes.

Jamie Elle with Paul

The company website described it like this: "Fans who get off on watching bitchy, big-butted beauties humiliate submissive guys with verbal abuse and fierce face-sitting, come to attention ... you know who you are. And Roman Video has your dream DVD. Asses Of Face Destruction 9 presents five nasty scenarios starring dominant divas who know how to wield their caustic vocabularies and plump, curvy cheeks to subjugate meek mooks. Each scene starts with POV-style footage: A butt-blessed babe makes direct eye contact with the camera to nastily tell you off, then turns her rump to the lens for your genuflection. Following each POV segment, you become a voyeur as these unattainable prima donnas demonstrate their superiority with ass worship sessions for hapless, servile wimps. Kelly Divine was evidently born to sit face. Naked but for gloves, high heels and a black latex skirt stretched to cover her gigantic glutes, she looks spectacular. With words like, "Take a look at my beautiful ass, your new home," she shows that her shit-talking talent matches her stunning back acres. She idly reads a book while seated on the head of slave Bubba, then ups the authoritative ante. This scene becomes an epic marathon of rim jobs, butt worship and breath control enforced by Kelly's crop and her deeply cleaved buttocks. Mega-buxom Sophie Dee is a proper British bitch offering up her rosebud for sniffing. She harasses slave Kade verbally and physically, slapping the worm and smothering him with her cheeky rump and her foot, and pleasing her pussy and asshole on his mouth. Brazilian beauty Monica Santhiago's round bunda looks dramatic set off by her tiny waist, muscular thighs and the tan lines left by a microscopic thong. Speaking Portuguese, she yanks slave Derrick Paul's head up her ass by a leash. When he's tied spread and naked on a bed she can pry his nose up her firm crack and jiggle her junk hypnotically. She tickles him, squeezes his nipples and balls, slaps his pecker hard and smothers his face in her tensing cheeks as she masturbates to a gasping orgasm. A naturally curvy bod and delightfully nasty mouth make young, fair-skinned Italian-American Evie Delatosso a face sitting prodigy. In simpering voice she tells "pathetic loser" James he's "no better than a waste receptacle," then exercises breath control, grinding her pussy and round rear on his tongue and mouth. "A little girl half your fucking size controlling every fucking move you make and every breath you take," she taunts, and Sting will wish he'd written it that way. The saucy vixen spews another lyric not found on a Police album: "How's the smell of my ass on your face?" Dirty blonde Jamie Elle takes a job from James, who cares only to ogle her behind as she bends over a filing cabinet. She turns the tables and blackmails him into a big raise, health benefits, bonuses and paid vacation ... all by the power of ass." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kelly Divine with Bubba

Scene One: Sophie Dee, a busty blond anal queen, was up first as she dominated moper Kade. She wore a bright blue bikini, degrading the guy verbally as she teased up close to the camera. They began in the living room after her opening tease, the gal sitting on his face as she earned his praise. He was wearing a couple pairs of handcuffs and ate her pussy and ass, some minor break for titty play but quite straightforward this time.

Scene Two: Monica Santhiago, a curvy gal from Brazil, was up next brandishing a riding crop and skimpy black bikini undies, her tormenting of wimpy Derrick Paul on the bed the primary act here. He was strapped down to the bed and she toyed with her, using few verbal cues as she shook her ass all over his face. Monica had a great tan line, limited though it was, and the frisky gal seemed to enjoy putting her moves on the tied up loser, slapping around his pecker but otherwise letting him suffer rather than get off.

Scene Three: Evie Delatosso, a thick Latina with roast beef labia, was up next as she used a lot of dirty dominant talk to berate James. She wore black too, her pussy and ass left uncovered as she showcased her figure before the worm. Once the tease was finished, she got him out of his closet (how appropriate!) and brought him to the living room where she sat on his face as his head was braced on the black couch. They did move to the floor but his clothes stayed on and it was as limited as the last scene in most ways despite her physical appeal.

Scene Four: Jamie Elle, one of the leaner gals in the series, was up next with a lot of blemishes on her ass and legs. She wore a red bikini racing girl outfit but played the verbal abuse game fairly well, seated on a stool to enhance the look of her rump. She was partnered up with James, the guy apparently her boss in the scenario until she turned the tables on him. He tormented her initially, having her bending over to check various file cabinets until she caught on and punished him after she showed some apprehension. While just as staged as the other scenes, there was a hint of reality here; Jamie allowing him to savor her ass, for a price. They moved downstairs to an ottoman and she sat all over his face, grinding her cookie into his face, making sure he cleaned her asshole along the way.

Scene Five: Kelly Divine, the thick gal featured on the front cover, was up last as she introduced herself to the camera, her stripper shoes and latex gloves complimenting her latex skirt that stretched substantially to keep her ass covered. Bubba was the slave this time, the tease on the stairs leading to her sitting on his face on the bed. She was impatient with him but he seemed to love the treatment he received, his face a beet red as she limited his airflow substantially. She also brandished a riding crop for a short while but did not appear to care for using it much, satisfied that her sweetly curved ass would be better serviced orally by the guy as she nearly suffocated him.

Summary: Asses of Face Destruction 9 by director Romulus for Evil Angel continued the traditions of the series and even provided a slight visual upgrade for the footage presented, my favorites this time being Kelly Divine and Monica Santhiago (though all seemingly had some fun with the concept this time). While there was a little penetration here outside of a tongue in a single scene, the premise of the show is advertised as such so the rating of the five scenes earned a Recommended for anyone into smothering. The amount of raw energy and enthusiasm was sufficient to provide lots of replay value and strokability, the kind that lesser productions simply do not have in enough quantity to make them keepers for a general audience. In short, Asses of Face Destruction 9 might appeal beyond just the fetish crowd thanks to the way the ladies fulfilled their ends of the deal (pun intended) so pick up a copy of the movie and see for yourselves if this might work for your needs.