Studio: Tom Byron Pictures

Director: Tom Byron

Genre: MILF

Category: Gonzo

Release Date: September 23rd

Production Year: 2010

Length: 2 hours 6 minutes

Condoms: no

Performers: Dyanna Lauren, Gabby Quinteros, Nikki Hunter, Sexy Suz, Kaylynn

The Movie: Number 13 in Byron’s ode to veteran pornstars, starring some familiar names and couple I never heard of!

The DVD -

Audio/Video: Extremely good video and audio. Never missed a moan or a flick of the tongue!

Features:

• Bonus scene with Nadia Nice from Lord of Asses #8
• Bonus footage
• Photo Gallery
• Trailers (only three)

Nikki Hunter begins this fun disc being interviewed by Byron poolside at his crib (I think…) and she looks very good in a little black dress tighter than a second skin! Her hair is dark rather than blond but she is nasty as always and I liked this scene quite a bit. Her vocals are dirty and urgent. They kiss a lot and she sucks his legendary dick with gusto. They are in his bedroom and they go after each other like they hadn’t seen each other in years and were horny as hell—maybe so! Nikki’s boobs always intrigued and at times I either liked them or disliked them because their shape always seemed a little odd. But I liked them here (strange, huh?) and her lovemaking (dare I care it that) was aggressive and stimulating. After several positions that included some great close-ups, Tom blasts her face with his cum and she just sucks him dry. Outstanding!

Gabby Quinteros is paired up with Christian in the second scene and I have to say this woman escaped my porn scholarship of the last forty years. I can also say I didn’t miss anything. She says she is 40 but looks a little older. She has a decent body but her streaked hair is off-putting and a little to Goth for one her age. The sex is also decent, but seems to zero in on her ass and positions showing her back, though I have to say her ass is probably her best asset. She also seems to have some stretch marks which were noticeable. She takes a nice to her face and strokes him good, letting the stuff coat her all over, so it wasn’t a bad scene, just not a good one—you know?

Kaylynn, a woman I remember well, is back but does not seem to be as pretty as before and seems a little flippant about her upcoming scene. Her bod stills looks good and her skin tone nice and smooth. She gets into the scene in peaks and valley—a little energy here and a little energy there. To be honest, she was never a beauty and in this day and age of model-quality porn stars I was disappointed by her and Gabby in the previous scene. The quality was just not evident and the excitement that comes with watching porn was minimal to non-existent.

Sexy Suz, evidently a blond MILF with glasses and her claim to fame is a Web site, is paired with Sean Michaels in a typical black and blond coupling. This woman was not attractive in the least bit and showed almost zero enthusiasm in her scene. Poor Sean tried to get her revved up but the heat was dampened by whatever chill was coursing through her. She seemed to have a continual serious look with pursed lips that shit down any sexual excitement possible here. This was a bad scene.

Dyanna Lauren was last and saved the disc from completely being ignored. Her box cover photo is hot and her scene with hubby Nick Manning loud and exciting. Both people are always emotional and demonstrative, which at times can be disconcerting, but in this case Dyanna looks so damned good that you ignore and just get off on the whole thing. Ton interviewed them up front and then it flipped to the bedroom where Nick was kissing her and caressing her boobs through a black lace bra. She gets those puppies out and removes her red pants to reveal black fishnets. Nick eats her, she sucks him, and then he fucks her brains out, the whole time the decibel level is approaching sound barrier glass breaking points. The go at it with Olympic fervor and work up a glistening sweat before Nick unloads into her mouth, both exhausted but happy at delivering the goods!

Final Thoughts: I love Dyanna in this one but Nikki Hunter was equal to her and everything in middle was just filler. Thus, this gets a Rent It from me. There were only three trailers and the bonus scene was better than the middle three scenes on the main movie. That extra, with Nadia Nice, showed her ass getting plowed and a health appreciation for sex in all its glory. This was a nice inclusion, but not enough to prompt me to recommend a purchase. The extra footage was lame except for the minutes we spend with Nikki who is just so cool. If you haven’t warmed up to Nikki Hunter in the past, do so now.