Genre: Compilation, Cum-Swapping

Director: Varied by scene

Cast: Alexis Texas, Brianna Love, Monica Mattos, Lorena, Roxy Deville, and Gwen Diamond, Alektra, Kaylynn, Sativa, Jenaveve, Lis, Maya, Daniele, Natasha, Valentina V, Gilda Roberts, Teagan, Ariana Jollee, Venus, Roxy Jezelle, Trinity, Harmony, Nadia, Jada Fire, Katja, Liliane Tiger, Susie, Jasmine Byrne, Monica Sweetheart, Lori Alexia, and Jamie Brooks.

Length:  2 hr 33 min

Production Date:  10/23/2008

Condoms: Nope

Extras:

A photo gallery is included as well as a bonus nineteen minute scene. The performers are not credited in this scene, but it's hot nonetheless and sadly more satisfying than anything else on this release.

Audio/Video:

Third Degree's treatment for Swap Meat isn't the worst, but it's kind of disappointing in the end. The video is presented with a 1.33:1 full frame aspect ratio, though some scenes were obviously intended to be widescreen in their original releases. The only bit of anamorphic display we see here is in the bonus scene, which is a shame really. The quality of the picture all around is soft, grainy, and compressed. There is also a slight amount of interlacing, but it's not as prevalent as one might think. The audio is decent all around as well, though it's more serviceable than something that will leave an impression.

Body of Review:

Eighteen scenes, thirty six girls, and two and a half hours of runtime means that Swap Meat is a heavily edited affair that feels choppy from start to finish. Compilation releases are typically hit or miss, but in most cases we receive full scenes as they were intended to be watched. If Swap Meat had split the scenes onto two or three discs, then things would have undoubtedly been much different. As it stands the release feels more like a preview disc, rather than an official collection of scenes, but those looking for hot cum-swapping action will find plenty to appreciate.

Swap Meat starts out with a scene from Head Case #3 with Alexis Texas and Brianna Love. This scene actually doesn't seem to be edited to fit a rapid time constraint and it appears as though the girls actually do get the guy off as quickly as they do. It starts out with Alexis and Brianna teasing us and caressing each other and together they walk towards the camera for a little POV action. They take turns sucking the cock and working a hand over it and eventually he cums into Brianna's mouth, which she swishes around and shares with Alexis. It's hot stuff and a nice way to get this compilation started.

After that scene the next one features Monica Mattos and Lorena from Too Much is Never Enough. This one starts out with the girls already working the guy over where sucking is already underway and sex has presumably taken place already. There's still some more fucking to be had as the girls swap spots on his dick and after a few minutes he drops a load which they share, though Monica behaves rather silly, like she's saying "ahhhh" at the doctor's office. A similar scene is up next from Fresh Pink 3 with Roxy Deville and Gwen Diamond. The whole thing has been edited down to start with the girls bent over and getting fucked. After some rather nice sex and a mere eight minutes the climax comes about with Roxy taking a mouthful of semen, which Gwen licks and kisses.

Alektra and Kaylynn appear in a scene from Suck, Fuck, Swallow #3. This one starts out with Kaylynn in the midst of getting railed in the ass, which is pretty damned hot I assure you. Alektra pays her a fair amount of attention as well and eventually gets an ass fucking of her own when she lays on top of Kaylynn. A few minutes later the guy blows his load in Kaylynn's mouth, which Alektra eagerly gobbles up. In similar fashion Share the Load #4's scene with Sativa and Jenaveve wastes no time getting to the action. The whole thing is edited down to about ten minutes, and it's still hot, but quite honestly I wanted more from it.

Liz and Maya appear in a scene from Hair Force One and it starts out with the incredibly hot blondes stacking themselves on top of each other and getting fucked in the ass. The action is nice here, but considering the whole thing lasts about six minutes it's definitely not as entertaining as it could have been. Likewise the next scene from Spanish Harlem #2 with Daniele and Natasha was equally disappointing. This one lasts at just under ten minutes and has a few nice moments, but even the cum-swapping at the end is underwhelming.

Cum Beggars #5 has a scene here with Valentina V. and Gilda Roberts which has nine minutes of edited outdoor action. There's some nice fucking here as well as quite a bit of anal. Unfortunately like the other scenes here this one feels like an extended preview, rather than an entire scene. Another Share the Load scene appears here, but this one features Teagan and Ariana Jolie and begins with the fucking already taking place. By the time the scene got started I felt like I was missing something from it. Ironically enough though, it didn't detract from the quality here since the sex is pretty damned good. Still, it's not long until the cum starts flowing and the scene cuts out.

Ariana comes back with Venus in a scene from Black Inside Me, which features two girls and three guys. All kinds of ass fucking, double penetration, and nasty stuff appears here, including Ariana nearly fisting herself. It's all nice and kinky, but in the end the scene feels sorely cut short. The same can be said for Trinity and Roxy Jezelle's scene from Share the Load #2. The sex is nice, but consider it's all edited down to fit here there's little point in it all. This goes on until the end of the release and six more scenes are packed and edited into four minutes of runtime. Those scenes are Harmony and Nadia from Threesomes, Jada Fire and Lori Alexia from White Guy Black Pie, Katja and Jasmine Byrne from Share the Load #3, Liliane Tiger and Susie from What Gets You Off #2, and Monica Sweetheart and Jamie Brooks from Share the Load #2.

Summary:

Swap Meat is a compilation that cuts right to the chase and gives its fans what it wants, a little bit of sex finished off by a cum-swapping. I guess if that's all you want then you'll be happy with this compilation, however, those looking for anything more about going to be severely disappointed. Each of the eighteen scenes here is edited down to ten minutes or less, and that means the content is slashed in half. We join most of the sex as it's already underway and several of these scenes feel like a tease, rather than something substantial. Because of that I'd say this release is a rental, and it's only a purchase for loves of cum-swapping. In all honesty though, I'm sure there are better releases out there for this.