Gangbang Squad volume 17

OK so this starts off by showing us the fabulously sexy gentlemen who will be participating in said gangbang. They stare off into the distance as they contemplate the eventual fate of their cocks. LOLZ.

Er, okay then.

MIKA TAN

Suddenly Mika Tan is on a bed, pleasuring herself in a leather getup she couldn't possibly have gotten into on her own.

She then starts flogging her own ass, which is, uh, interesting.

OK, and I actually had to go back and figure this one out... she's apparently pretending to throttle herself. Alone.

This movie is actually bringing to light the startling trend of porn
stars in ridiculous get-ups strangling themselves out of embarrassment.
It's a rarely talked about dark side of the industry.

Suddenly four men walk in and start talking, and I don't really know what they're saying  but they're all messing around with her and she likes it.

And that's enough setup, because out come the monstrous cocks. She's having a fine time sucking on them (and it's hard to tell how well she can do, because they are seriously HUGE) while they continue to babble nonsense.

Mika is super cute and enthusiastic with a great smile and a little tummy that I find adorable.

Well ain't she just adorable? :D

There's sucking, then regular sex with sucking, then anal, then two different DP positions. There's even some spanking, and the shots of the DP are very well lit. I'm impressed!

Her noises aren't the best, but I'll forgive them. :)

There were only two cumshots at the end, strangely, and then they immediately cut. Hm.

KATJA KASSIN

So the guy on the bed calls Katja, who apparently was just walking by on her cell phone, waiting to turn some tricks.

Katja and her giant eye will be right with you, sir.

She arrives instantly and suddenly there are other dudes there. I bet you can guess where this is going...

She does this thing where she goes back and forth sucking on two guys, but she doesn't get down very far. At least it doesn't last long.

Sex and blowjobs, and then they move on to anal, but she is actually having a hard time of it at first. I mean, the dude's huge, I don't blame her and all, but it was totally uncomfortable to watch.

That is not the face of a lady enjoying a dick up her bunghole. :(

Then suddenly they cut to smaller guy pounding her ass, and THEN they go back to the big guy. Yeah, that makes a whole lot more sense, and you should have started that way. Ha!

She's still not that great with the cocksucking, but still, everything else is pretty good. They do a DP here as well, so this scene is pretty much exactly like the last, which is fine when it's of a decent quality, as this seems to be.

The camera angles are pretty nicely done and I'm not frustrated by what I can't see.

And then there is some editing fail here. The first guy cums on her ass, and she actually moves her stocking out of the way so cum doesn't get on it. LOLOL gotta save laundry money this week!

Then they cut to another guy cumming, her stocking is off, and her ass is clean. WTF?

Another cut, and two cumshots on her face.

OK, look, one of the main points of a scene with four guys is to have four loads of spooge glazing the chick's face. We are denied... twice!

OLGA CABREVA

OK, so, she's in a crazy old time stewardess uniform and she barely speaks English. LOL she is being interviewed with a man in a SWAT T-shirt about a gun. Whatever, let's get on with it.

Olga's only crime is dressing like a 1940s pinup. WAIT A SEC, THAT'S NOT A CRIME!
Give this woman a raise!

Suddenly the dark room is well lit and populated with more giant dark-skinned, be-cocked men in various T-shirts proclaiming their professions, like "Sheriff" and "Security."

Olga tries to look seductively at the camera. Olga fails.

Ok, making that face is perhaps Olga's only crime. Yikes.

The men continue to mumble throughout the scene. Shut up, dudes!

Olga does do pretty well with the cocksucking though. I salute you in your tiny hat, Olga!

She unfortunately has a bunch of razor burn. But she also has a little tummy. I'm glad they didn't cast stick girls!

The rest of the scene is just like the others, with the sex, anal, and DP action.

Olga, honey, one of these days your face is gonna get stuck like that.

Some odd cuts but they all kind of cum on her face. The last guy doesn't
really seem to contribute. And then there is a fifth guy.

I think Olga says it best at the end of the scene: "What the DEAL?!"

ADRIANNA NICOLE

Once again, a poor light skinned girl is about to be assaulted by giant dark cocks.

LOLZ to the plastic badge one guy is wearing. And then another guy is holding another plastic badge and announces that he is the PO-LICE.

If a tiny golden plastic toy badge lets you just molest MILFs like this,
I clearly need to get one. Stat.

Adrianna actually does a fair acting job. They throw in some face slapping before the cocksucking starts. I approve.

Again, please, SOMEBODY SHUT UP THESE GUYS. I either can't understand them or they say really stupid shit. Just... just stop it.

Looks hot, but when you see the same thing for 50% of the movie's runtime...

She does really well with the cocksucking. I don't know what's up with her strange hip tattoo, but... well, OK.

Some weird cuts with the cumshots at the end of the scene again. Some are on her face, some are on her boobs.

TRINA MICHAELS

Trina is pleasuring herself on the couch for a while, which is boring, and suddenly she is surrounded by cocks. The chorus of mumbles heralds their arrival.

There's five guys for this one.

OK, OK, OMG there's like this huge... painting? Of children with musical instruments? Right behind them all. LOLOL.

Sexy porn scene location fail! Fail fail fail!

Anyway, in front of the children's painting, the scene plays out just like you would imagine it might. She gets really sweaty, by the way, and really, on that horrible couch, you couldn't help but be hot with the faux suede-ness of it and all.

Again, really strange cuts at the end, where it appears they clean her up between cumshots. Bad form!

SPECIAL FEATURES

First off, worth noting is that in the scene selection, you can also choose portions of
scenes by position.

Bonus scene from Monster Cock Junkies Volume 6 (Yep, it's another
light skinned girl with dark skinned monster horse cocks. I am sensing a
theme.)

Behind the scenes (Weirdly, the behind the scenes is the girl from the Monster Cock scene.
So that was useless.)

Striptease (This is an actual striptease with Mika Tan, dancing around in slo-mo and stripping out of her ridiculous getup... it was a nice bit of bonus content though, but is balanced out on the other side with "behind the scenes"... of an entirely different movie!).

trailers

and some Pink
Vision live/mobile stuff

WRAP-UP

The hits: The action is well-lit and well-shot. Olga, Mika and Adrianna were the best and seemed to be having the most fun.

The misses: Every scene is, quite literally, almost identical. Almost no variety or creativity, the only thing different from scene to scene is which girl is getting pounded. The cumshot shenanigans were very weird and kind of ticked me off, and when they first attempt anal with Katja I really just wanted to turn the movie off because she was so uncomfortable and unhappy it made ME uncomfortable.

Final grade: C+

OK. This porn is not awful. But if they'd add a little more scene variety, if they would keep all the cumshots together, and if the guys would shut up, this porn would be a lot better.

Also, they should do away with Biohazard Couch. The sweat, and the cum, and the faux-suede, and ... just ew.