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All About That Bass

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Big Ass, Gonzo

Director/Editor: Mike Quasar

Cast: Karmen Karma, Tommy Pistol, Krissy Lynn, Prince Yahshua, Brooke Summer, Mark Wood, Vanessa Cage, Will Powers

Length: 101:13 minutes

Date of Production: uncredited

Extras: The related extras included a pop shot compilation from the scenes, a photogallery, then there were trailers and an uncredited bonus scene lasting 29:27 minutes that starred Kelly Divine with Toni Ribas and David Perry from Apple Bottomz 6 that I reviewed years ago so it is described below in detail.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: All About That Bass was presented in anamorphic widescreen as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The lighting was good, the camera work excellent, and the editing was smoothly polished; all indicative of Mike’s direct hand on things. The scenes looked better than average on my big screen television, few compression artifacts present and no company watermark getting in the way of things. There was no separation on the audio channels as the movie was presented in monaural but the vocals were crisp and clear, the music blended in during the tease well enough, and it suited the visual aspects of the scenes.

Body of Review: Mike Quasar is one of the best skilled technical directors in all of porn, the often under rated technical wizard frequently hired by his peers to enhance their own works (that he rarely gets credited for) though he is most closely associated with Zero Tolerance. Mike’s latest release is called All About That Bass, a collection of four new booty themed scenes (and one older bonus scene) starring lesser known talents such as Krissy Lynn, Vanessa Cage, Karmen Karma, and Brooke Summers, Mike pairing them up with men like Prince Yahshua and Mark Wood. There was no “fast forward fodder” as Mike used to put it, each scene starting with some sexy tease that showed just why each lady was selected to participate in the project, the kind of straightforward gonzo that raincoaters long pined for when the auteur directors trying to “make art” would clutter the action with extraneous junk rather than take Mike’s direct manner of showcasing the action. The back cover described the movie like this: “'I'm All About That Bass. . . . No Treble! ' You've heard the song, now experience the hardcore fantasy! These babes are blessed with serious booty and they're proud of it. Bouncing their way into every scorching hot scene of this tribute to big, beautiful butts! Get your hump on with the rumps that just won't quit!” Heres a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Karmen Karma, a heavily tattooed brunette with a sweet ass and strong legs, was up first teasing outside in her lingerie, the bass centric music proper for the theme. Her black and purple attire was sexy as her panties climbed deep inside her ass crack, Karmen gyrating as the camera spent most of the time watching her rump though there was some time spent on her huge implants too. The tease montage then moved to the bedroom where the outline of her pussy lips could clearly be seen, the gal still twerking with her legs spread as Tommy Pistol joined her to lick her ass. He spanked her juicy cheeks and spent some time licking her, the rimming and gash gobbling waiting for her panties to come off for the most part, the guy sliding them over to the side to access her better. She had a few wisps of pubic hair trimmed in a neat triangle but was otherwise clean, Tommy pounding her pussy before she was allowed access to slob his knob, her hand to gland friction included after she throated him with easy, Karmen nuzzling his nuts a little as well. Her eye contact was decent and she displayed a fair amount of energy, her most enthusiastic moments derived from her oral endeavors though she was an active vaginal rider at times too. The plowing led to her milking his balls dry of semen, Tommy beating off all over her mug and into her mouth before she gave him some post coital head to end it.

Scene Two: Krissy Lynn, looking leaner than I think I’ve seen her in a long time and sporting short dark hair, was up next outside in a bright blue top and black booty shorts shaking her ass like crazy to the thumping, bass heavy music. The fluidity of her hip movements aside, her thong was nestled deep into her ass as she tossed her shorts aside, the music ending as the picture showed her in the house getting her shapely ass caressed by Prince Yahshua on a large white couch. He was devoted to pleasuring her ass as she bent over for him, licking her ass and pussy at length as she rolled her eyes and made moaning noises. He continued as she spread her legs and the contrast between her milky white flesh and his darker black skin was pronounced, the gal aggressively blowing him before she slid on his turgid pecker to ride him somewhat actively at times. He tore into her snatch ready in all positions and both gave additional head, her pussy clenching him hard as she drained his dragon of sperm. It ended when he stood over her to unleash a wealth of manly fluids on her boobs, Krissy gingerly sucking him clean before thanking him.

Scene Three: Brooke Summers, a blond with a fleshy ass, was up next as she teased outside in her bikini underwear to the music, her ass crack deep enough that I couldn’t see the entire fabric separating her cheeks as she swayed side to side. It was a pretty basic tease but she did have an ass worth spending some time with, the resolution of the camera strong enough to show the fine hairs on her legs as she danced by the pool. Mark Wood joined her in the living room as the music died down, Brooke bent over the striped couch as he gave her ass little kisses with her thong on. He smacked her ass a few times and she laughed at his devoted attention, Mark peeling her panties down just a little to freely eat her ass and snatch as she exaggerated the way it felt. He kept moving back to shake her ass and compare it to a sandwich, his oral warming her up for the blowjob as he dropped his drawers to show her a raging boner in need of attention. She focused most of her attention on the head as she looked at the camera a lot, the gal having some fun with him even if any chemistry between them appeared imagined. Brooke really shined during the active riding though, her puffy pussy bouncing on his pecker rapidly in a variety of positions in the performance. Mark whispered what to do next to her a number of times during the scene too, her bald beaver readily accommodating his cock as he tore into her, some fake moaning a little excessive but suitable for her level of performance all the same. He ate her out toward the end and she held her legs for him to do so easily, Mark rubbing one out on her clenched face though she did taste his seed as she looked up at him.

Scene Four: Vanessa Cage, the lean blond hotty with the gorgeous eyes from the front cover, was up last as she teased in colorful blue and purple bikini undies by the pool with her ass cheeks hanging way out as she continued. Her stripper shoes did not give her much stability to give a full dance but as she peeled her panties down, her ass looked even better, her strong legs and tight stomach making the hard body look built for speed over comfort. As the tease came to a close, Vanessa was moved into the house with bald Will Powers groping her delicious ass on the bed. He kissed and spanked it too, the heart shaped rump looking even better naked, her bald beaver showing how puffy her labia were too. She unfastened her bra to show off her tasty tits, Will kissing her ass he laid hands on his chest. She then got on all fours to blow him, spitting and taking about half his throbbing erection into her mouth before turning around so he could fuck her. She was initially a passive vaginal rider until she was on top of him, the looks she made giving me the impression that she did not want to be there though she gave a capable performance and had a splendid looking ass for the titular look. Planes flew by overhead as the couple fucked and she rubbed her pussy as he boned her until she knelt for the facial with an open mouth, Will missing her with most of it though she was within an inch of his oozing pecker.

Bonus Scene: Apple Bottomz 6: Kelly Divine, a redhead that is also currently known as a booty queen (much like Jenny), was up last wearing some neon green and black shorts with matching attire. Kelly's juicy ass was too much for the director to resist, the guy shoving his face inside her ass cheeks according to her comments. Kelly got off on anally masturbating and doing ATM, using a glass toy to ready her back door for David Perry and Toni Ribas. As she crawled up the stairs, she spotted them jerking off together so she quickly made her way towards them, alternating as she slobbed their knobs orally and with some handjob action before plowing her deeply. The vaginal screwing led to anal and she actively rode them in between taste testing which led to her milking them dry at the very end of the scene. Kelly's intensity made it a better scene as did the way she jerked them off to completion after blowing them, keeping eye contact with them before swallowing what was left of the spew.

Summary: All About That Bass by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was a nice selection of four new scenes and one older booty related tryst that had ample tease and power pounding action to merit a rating of Recommended. From cover cutie Vanessa Cage looking like a younger version of Alexis Texas to talented Krissy Lynn strutting her stuff to sultry Karmen Karma serving the body art contingent and perky Brooke Summers servicing Mark’s wood, the new scenes emphasized the curvy asses of the ladies as promised and I think All About That Bass will serve most of you well as inspirational material to get you off so check it out.