Genre: Feature
Director: Will Ryder
Cast: Brittany O'Connell, Jessica Bangkok, Scott Lyons, Farrah Fox, India Summer, Dino Bravo, Madelyn Marie, Eric Swiss, Kagney Lynn Karter, Barrett Blade, Faye Reagan, Dane Cross
Must-See Girls in Cast: Kagney Lynn Karter
Length: 02:11
Condoms: None
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for Kagney Lynn Karter, one of my 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls.
The Bundys are back! Yep, America's most beloved loser family is center-stage yet again in director Will Ryder's second parody of the classic TV show. This time, they're hotter and hornier and ever...and, they have the money to get what they want.
Money? The Bundys have money? Yep, through a cockamamie scheme that could only happen in a sitcom (or, dare I say, sitcum!), the Bundys give $1,000 of their hard-earned money to son Bud's friend...who just happens to work for the Illinois State Lottery. What do they get for that grand? A winning ticket. Yes, the Bundys strike it big and win a million-dollar jackpot.
Although they do purchase a yacht, frequent expensive and trendy restaurants, and even plan exotic vacations, the Bundys stay true to their natures. Peg (Brittany O'Connell) is always horny...and still has to resort to toys since Al (Eric Swiss) still doesn't want to have anything to do with her. Daughter Kelly (Kagney Lynn Karter) is still a slut. But, in addition to using her boyfriends as fuck toys, she can now buy them lots of presents to make them even happier. Dad Al, seeking to remain "grounded," keeps his day job at the shoe store...and continues to daydream about fucking his pretty customers.
The only one who really seems to be affected by the family's new-found wealth is son Bud (Dane Cross). He goes on somewhat of a spending spree and buys his buddy (Scott Lyons) a "happy-ending" massage. He even hires the school hooker (Faye Reagan) to take his virginity.
In a somewhat predictable wrinkle, the Illinois State Lottery Commission gets wind of the unusual circumstances surrounding the Bundy's win and sends an agent, James Bartholet, to investigate (as always, James gives a first-class non-sex performance!). Daughter Kelly, slut that she is, saves the day by using her considerable "powers of persuasion" in the back seat of James' car.
Director Will Ryder did a fantastic job with this parody (nobody shoots a better parody than Will). As always, the sets, locations, props, wardrobe, make-up, and hairstyling are all period-appropriate and perfectly spoof the "real" cast. Even the cast members' mannerisms mimic those of the old TV show's cast! And, as is always the case in a Will Ryder flick, the soundtrack is superb. There's lots of well-considered music that's nicely augmented with a hilarious laugh track.
Even better than the technical aspects and production values of Not Married With Children XXX 2 is the cast. Wow! You couldn't have asked for a sexier--or more "role appropriate"--cast than that chosen by Will Ryder. Brittany O'Connell is the perfect horny mom "Peg." Eric Swiss is an even better "Al" than Ed O'Neill (check out his disgusted sneer in the linked photo). But, the absolute best character in Not Married With Children XXX 2 is Kagney Lynn Karter. Of course, we always knew that Christina Applegate's classic character was a slut. Kagney, however, shows us just how much of a 'ho Kelly really is. Kagney DOES what we always wanted Christina to do!
Overall, I'd say that Not Married With Children XXX 2 is one of the most enjoyable movies I've watched all year. You definitely want a copy in your library.
Check out some photos of the girls in Not Married With Children XXX 2 here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of busty blond Kagney Lynn Karter, and those of salacious and insatiable Brittany O'Connell! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Not Married With Children XXX 2 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Solo masturbation
Performers: Brittany O'Connell
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After several minutes of plot development, during which the Bundy's ever-present poverty becomes perfectly clear, Eric Swiss (Al Bundy) and Brittany O'Connell (Peg) hit the sack. Of course, insatiable Peg is horny as hell and wants sex. And, predictably, Al isn't in the mood: "You're just gonna have to use your crotch rocket!" That's fine with Peg! So, after Al rolls over, pretends to sleep, and grimaces, Peg pulls out her super-sized tits so she can squeeze, lick, and suckle them. And, she grabs a long and powerful vibrator, too. After a couple of minutes of self-foreplay, Peg opens her legs wide, drizzles a liberal amount of lube onto her pussy and fire-red bush, and strokes her slippery labia with her fingers as ecstatic moans escape her lips. Soon, her well-used labia spread open (nice gape!) so that Peg can easily fit multiple fingers deep inside her vagina. Peg continues to finger-fuck herself, stroke and spank her labia, and jack her clit for a few minutes (her groans keep her daughter Kelly awake!) and then turns her attention to her super-long toy. After sucking it greedily, she cranks up the vibrator's speed, slides it into her insatiable and super slippery cunt, reams herself gleefully, and massages her sensitive clit as her pleasure builds inexorably toward a world-class orgasm. After she cums the first time, Peg sucks the vibrator clean and then plunges it back into her ravenous cunt for more orgasmic fun. Meanwhile, Al does his best to ignore Peg's animal lust (of course, her groans keep him awake!) and shows off his best-ever grimaces. He even tells her to "shut the fuck up...I'm trying to sleep!" Even though Peg wants to keep cumming and cumming, she finally gives in to Al's grouchiness and turns off her vibrator. I'll bet she continued to feel its effects for some time, however!
Foreplay: Finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, toy play, masturbation, tit sucking and squeezing, fellatio (with toy)
Vaginal Positions: NA
Anal Positions: NA
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA
Sex rating: 4.25
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Jessica Bangkok, Scott Lyons
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: During a few minutes of very funny plot development, the loser Bundys hatch a plot to win the Illinois State Lottery. All they have to do is give Bud's (Dane Cross) friend $1,000 and she'll do the rest. Amazingly, the Bundys win and strike it rich. To celebrate his new "rich" status, young Bud decides to go for a massage...and take his friend Scott Lyons with him. Bud is not only generous with his friend, but he's also quite magnanimous and lets Scott go first. Through the luck of the draw, Scott's masseuse is the lovely and voluptuous Jessica Bangkok. Soon after Jessica joins the guys in the massage room, she recognizes Bud as the winner of the lottery she promises him a "happy ending." But, again, Bud is generous and lets Scott go first. Jessica is impressed and promises that Kitty (Farrah Foxx) will come into the room and give Bud a massage after Jessica and Scott are finished. Little does Bud know what's in store for him. So, while Bud sits on the sidelines and watches, Scott follows Jessica's instructions to "take off your clothes and get naked." Scott immediately complies and is soon atop the massage table enjoying Jessica's considerable skills as she gives him her "deluxe massage." What's a deluxe massage? Well, after Scott's rubdown, Jessica turns her attention to his cock and gives him a first-class and quite slobbery hand/blowjob. Then, she sits on Scott's face so that the two can enjoy delectable 69. Jessica so enjoys the feel of Scott's tongue on her clit that she squeals and convulses through repeated orgasms while she greedily gorges herself on his cock. She even swallows him balls deep and gags on his rod! As foreplay morphs into sex, Jessica simply slides down Scott's body, straddles him in reverse, takes his cock deep into her super-soaked vagina, and then fucks him wildly using some very effective and quite enthusiastic moves. In due course, Jessica lifts herself off of Scott's cock, turns around into cowgirl, and lowers herself down so that her vagina again envelopes his penis. Then, the real fun begins! Both Jessica and Scott thrust back and forth and up and down in a perfectly synchronized manner that's not only pleasing to watch but must also feel extraordinarily good. In fact, Jessica feels so fucking good that she cums again! "It's so good!" she coos. Later, Scott gets to slide into Jessica's beautifully-gaping cunt in doggie and pound her frantically at redline speed through a delicious orgasm while torrents of extremely suggestive words pour from her naughty mouth. By now, you'd think that Jessica would be sated and ready for Scott to cum. Not so! Instead, they spend some high-energy in-and-out time in spoon (great shots of Jessica's bouncing boobs) as Scott ramps up to his orgasm. When he reaches the point of no return, he pulls out of Jessica's vagina and climbs off the massage table. Quickly, Jessica drops to her knees, opens her mouth wide, and tilts her head back to receive Scott's load directly into her mouth. She sucks him dry, licks his still-quivering rod, shows us her cum-filled mouth, and swallows. Sweet! Jessica turns to Bud and tells him that she's going to go get cleaned up. "Kitty (Farrah Foxx) will be right out for you!"
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, massage, oil/lotion, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, cunnilingus, 69.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Repeatedly
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: India Summer, Dino Bravo
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: India Summer and Dino Bravo play next-door-neighbors Marcy and Steve. One day, the two of them stop by the Bundy's for a little conversation and overhear Al talking on the phone about his plan to continue working even though he's now a millionaire and has purchased a 40-foot yacht. Marcy (India) listens to Al's words and states her feelings succinctly: "The smell of money really brings out the animal in me!" As Al fields call after call (including one from Hugh Hefner inviting him to come to "the mansion"), Marcy gets more and more horny: "I can't take it any more. I need to have sex right now, Steve!" Then, she literally drags him out of the Bundy's and home to their living room where they sit on the couch and make out. As she spreads her legs wide open, Marcy states her requirements concisely: "OK, Steve. I need you to service me completely!" First, she satisfies her oral needs by giving Steve a very unique and truly enjoyable blowjob that's replete with deep-throat, gagging, balls gobbling, and plenty of hand work, too (There's nice POV footage during fellatio.). Meanwhile, the "laugh track" lets us know just how much the "studio audience" is enjoying the action. After a while, Marcy bares her muscular and firm body, lies back on the couch, and spreads her legs wide so that Steve can give her extremely effective cunnilingus. Before he goes down on her, however, he spends some time worshipping her feet and legs with his tongue. But, once his tongue reaches her twat, he shows off his expert pussy-eating technique, a technique that's so effective that Marcy's legs tremble with delight! God, I'd LOVE to eat her...she's so demonstrative! She even fucks back as an orgasm overwhelms her hot body! As the scene unfolds, Marcy mounts Steve in reverse, guides his cock into her accommodating pussy, and then fucks him with long and balls-deep thrusting and grinding strokes (nice close-ups and camera angles). She even makes herself cum by stroking her clit with her fingers while she dances on his dick! After Marcy climaxes, she kneels on the couch in doggie and then spreads her ass cheeks wide so that Steve can rim her sweet asshole while she encourages him with nasty words. Of course, Steve's cock soon fills Marcy's cunt as it pistons in-and-out of her balls-deep. Marcy loves Steve's actions and encourages him with her words and ecstatic squeals. After a while, Marcy once again climbs on top and shows off hot and sexy moves almost as nice as those she used during reverse. Then, Marcy lies half on her side and half on her back so that Steve can ream her cunt in missionary/on-her-side. Marcy cums again and then it's time for Steve to fill her mouth with his seed as she kneels at his feet. She milks and sucks him dry and his sperm disappears down her throat.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, foot-worship.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Repeatedly
Pop: Open mouth. She swallows.
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Madelyn Marie, Eric Swiss
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Al Bundy (Eric Swiss) decides to remain a "regular Joe" even though he's now filthy rich. So, he decides to keep his shoe-sales position. One day, oh-so-sweet Madelyn Marie stops by his store and checks out the merchandise. Of course, Al, always a pervert, can't keep his eyes off Madelyn's body that's squeezed into a skin-tight rainbow-colored outfit (you won't be able to take your eyes off of her, either!). Al lets Madelyn shop for a while and then sells her not one, but three pairs of shoes! Such a sale! Al's in heaven...so much so, in fact, that he immediately begins to daydream about fucking sweet Madelyn right there in his store. Fortunately, in his fantasy, Madelyn's on board with him: "Make love to me right in the store!" she begs. So, as the "studio audience" screams its approval, Madelyn pulls Al into a tight embrace and kisses him deeply while his randy hands explore her shapely curves. Abruptly, Al pulls away and asks, "How far can I go in this fantasy?" "All the way," she replies. Score! Within seconds, as mystical smoke fills the air, Al is stripping off Madelyn's clothes and enjoying the sight and feel of her succulent flesh. He squeezes her fine tits, slips his hand into her panties and jacks her clit, finger-fucks her pussy, spreads her legs, and then attacks her pussy with his greedy tongue as her body heaves with lust and ecstatic groans pour from her lips. Al even multiple-finger-fucks Madelyn's pussy while he licks her clit with rapid-fire strokes. Of course, Madelyn repays Al's oral favor by sucking and deep-throating his lucky cock (nice POV footage), by making sexy stringers from her mouth to his rod, and by suckling his balls. She does damned nice work with her hands, too. And, she lets him fuck her pretty titties, too. In due course, Madelyn straddles Al in 69 so they can simultaneously please each other orally. Believe me, Al takes full advantage of the situation to rim Madelyn's asshole, to spread her pussy wide, and to tongue-fuck her. Meanwhile, Madelyn continues to show off her world-class fellatio skills. When Madelyn is ready to move on to sex, she straddles Al in cowgirl, lowers herself down around his cock, and then thrusts her hot body up and down while stroking her clit with her fingers. Al so likes the feel of Madelyn's pussy that he returns her strokes with his own redline-speed strokes. The result? Madelyn cums for the first time during the scene! Madelyn then sucks her cum off of Al's dick using pussy-to-mouth (PTM) and then kneels in doggie (nice POV footage) for more balls-deep fucking. Later, they enjoy reverse cowgirl during which Madelyn makes great use of her sexy thrusting and grinding moves. For the remainder of the scene, Madelyn and Al again use cowgirl and reverse cowgirl to great advantage as they fuck each other with passion and gusto. In fact, Al pounds Madelyn so fucking hard that he almost cums inside her. But, he's able to pull out at the last minute so he can blast her face, fill her mouth, and splatter her breasts with his seed. Sadly, Madelyn purposefully spits out his cum. So disrespectful! Al's daydream comes to an abrupt end when Peg, Kelly, and Bud shout at him and shove his body to awaken him. Bummer.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, masturbation, tit squeezing and fucking, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, tongue-fucking, 69, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth.
Sex rating: 4.10
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.80
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What Could Have Been Better:
What I Didn't Like:
Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Kagney Lynn Karter, Barrett Blade
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After Kelly, her brother Bud, and her mom Peg awaken dad Al at the end of Scene Four, Kelly, as always, begs Al for money. Uncharacteristically, Al says "yes" to all Kelly's requests...he even hands her a wad of cash so that she can buy her boyfriend a new seat for his motorcycle! Just then, Kelly hears the roar of a motorcycle engine and begs off: "Can I catch up with you later? I have to meet up with this guy (Barrett Blade)." "Kelly, you do whatever makes you happy!" replies Al. So, while Al and Peg go out to eat, Kelly heads home to her bedroom where Barrett Blade is awaiting. The two kneel on Kelly's twin bed, kiss, and caress each other while the "studio audience" cheers its approval. Within seconds, Kelly's clothes are history (they have trouble getting her blouse off because her "titties are SO big!") so that Barrett can suckle her nipples, stroke her bejeweled cunt, and slap her magnificent breasts. Soon, Kelly exclaims "WOW!" when Barrett's fully-erect dick explodes from his pants. She immediately takes his rod into her capacious mouth to suck and swallow it (nice POV footage). She also makes sexy stringers, gobbles his balls, and strokes his spit-soaked penis with her practiced hands. Barrett loves it and responds by pulling her flowing blond hair and by thrusting his cock in-and-out of her throat. And, he also shows his appreciation by going down on her pussy and giving her first-class cunnilingus and a deep finger fucking. His tongue and finger actions are so effective that he even gives her an orgasm during foreplay! Of course, if you've ever seen Kelly (Kagney Lynn) fuck, you know that she does her best to encourage her partner. For example, during cunnilingus she tells Barrett: "Treat her (her pussy) like the slut that she is!" Barrett does the lady's bidding and makes her "pussy feel good!" Seeking to make her pussy feel even better, Barrett positions Kelly in doggie, enters her from behind, and fucks the shit out of her (nice POV footage) while torrents of naughty commentary ("I love fat cock!" "Treat me like a bad little girl!" "I love my lips wrapped around a fat fucking cock!" "Pump my fucking pussy full of your cock!" "I'm a fucking cock whore!") and ecstatic moans escape her luscious lips. After a short time-out for gag-inducing deep-throat pussy-to-mouth (PTM), Kelly straddles Barrett in reverse cowgirl and lets him fuck her delectable cunt with powerful balls-deep strokes (superb close-ups). After a while, Kelly takes over the thrusting and tosses her amazing body up and down on Barrett's cock while the lucky SOB gets to lie back and enjoy the ride. Again, Kelly sucks Barrett's cock using PTM and then mounts him in cowgirl for some of the best-looking sex you'll ever see. Kelly's fucking moves defy description! And, her screaming orgasm took my breath away. After the amazing cowgirl segment, the remainder of the scene pales somewhat in comparison. That's not to say that it's passive in any way. In fact, the in-and-out action that follows in missionary is damned good. It's just that Kelly's cowgirl ride is incredible! But, Barrett really likes mish...so much so, in fact, that he nearly cums inside her. But, he's able--at the last minute--to pull out and shower Kelly's womanly belly and her tits with his cum. His load is so powerful that it even reaches from her pubic area to her wide-open mouth. She sits up so that Barrett can use his dick to smear his semen all over her body and then she sucks him dry.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping; kissing; tit sucking, slapping, and squeezing; fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking and spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: External belly and breasts.
Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.50
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 6
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Faye Reagan, Dane Cross
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While Kelly and Barrett are upstairs fucking in her bedroom, Bud sneaks into the house with redhead Faye Reagan, who plays a hooker, in tow. Bud and Faye head straight to the living room couch where they work out the details of their transaction. Bud hands Faye, who's wearing skin-tight animal-print pants and a leave-little-to-the-imagination black mesh top, $200. Faye responds, "If you wanna lick my asshole, it's an extra $50." Bud eagerly coughs up the additional "Ulysses S. Grant" and then Faye literally pounces on lucky Bud. She helps him tear off his clothes while he basks in the pleasure of the moment. Soon, her mouth attacks his lips, his neck, and his nipples (it's not often you see a girl suck a guy's nipples) while squeezing the bulge in his jeans. She asks if he wants her to suck his cock (of course he does!) but adds a condition: "Ladies first!" Bud eagerly agrees and starts to undress her: "Hurry up," she coos, "I want it!" Once her shoes and pants are history, Faye sits on the back of the couch and lets Bud worship her feet and legs and ferociously eat her sweet and tasty pussy while simultaneously finger-fucking her vagina and stroking her sensitive clit. Faye reacts passionately and squeals with delight as Bud eats and finger-fucks her to her first orgasm of the scene. After a bit of titty play (Faye's boobs are gorgeous), Faye spends some time stoking Bud's cock with her hands before taking it into her voracious mouth. Faye's fellatio/handjob technique is so fucking hot that I'm just going to let you imagine it! As the scene continues to unfold, Faye asks, "You wanna fuck me, don't you?" "Yeah," he breathlessly replies. "How bad?" "Really bad!" "You wanna fuck me like a whore from behind?" Of course he does. So, Faye kneels on the couch, presents her pretty and very juicy genitals to Bud, and groans with pleasure as he slips his cock inside and fucks her fast and furious in doggie. Meanwhile, Faye encourages him with ecstatic moans, joyful squeals, and naughty commentary. She even fucks back forcefully as her body ramps up to another orgasm. In due course, Faye mounts and furiously fucks and grinds Bud in reverse cowgirl (nice bouncing boobs, Faye!). After a short respite for gag-inducing and spit-lubricated PTM, Faye and bud continue vaginal sex in cowgirl as Faye does nearly all the "work" while Bud lies back and enjoys the ride. Bud gets to do his share of the thrusting next as Faye lies on the couch and enjoys a vigorous orgasm-inducing pounding in missionary. After Faye climaxes, she encourages Bud to do the same: "Cum now! Gimme a big ole' load! I wanna see how much you can shoot!" Bud continues to pound Faye's cunt until he reaches the point of no return. Then, he pulls out and she quickly drops to her knees to receive his load into her mouth and onto her face and fantastic tits. She swallows and sucks him dry just as Peg and Al return home. Naked, they make a dash upstairs just in the nick of time.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, tit squeezing, she suckles his nipples, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, foot worship.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.70
What I Liked Most:
What Could Have Been Better:
The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector organized by scene; a "Select A Star" menu that allows you to jump to the scene featuring the girl of your choice; sub-menus within the "Select A Star" menu so you can select portions of a scene to watch (intro, blowjob, sex, cumshot, and so on); multiple chapters per sex scene; a 30-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette; trailers for four X-Play features; an eight-minute self-running slide show of glamour, soft, and hard photos from the movie (a nice musical soundtrack accompanies the show); and a function that allows you to replay the DVD introduction. The BTS contains video from the still photo shoots, behind-the-camera looks at the filming of the movie (you'll get to see how director Will Ryder shoots the POV footage); plot-development bloopers (Eric Swiss blows LOTS of lines!); random footage of semi-clad and naked chicks (lots of super-tight open vagina shots); on-set/impromptu interviews of the producer, director, cast, and crew; tours of the sets and props; on-set tomfoolery (Kagney's quite goofy!); planning and rehearsing the scenes (plot and sex); extra footage from the sex scenes; and after-sex clean-up. This selection of extras, which is not extraordinarily lengthy, is still quite nice. In particular, the BTS is far superior to most such features that accompany adult movies. Four stars.
The best things about Not Married With Children include:
Not Married With Children could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Not Married With Children include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.58
Average video rating: 4.33
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 4.68
Extras rating: 4.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.72
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)
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