Just Another Porn Movie #4

Lord Perious Productions

Starring: Lana Coxx, Honey, Sabrina Snow, Veronika, Selena Silver, Talon, Tommy Gunn, Furio, Rod Fontana, Joel Lawrence.

A Shawn Ricks Film, executive producers Blas Medrano, Frank Felone, videography Dillion Reed, music Chicago Boys, edited by Shun Dunn, written by Frank Bukkwyd, lighting Dick Hurtz

Length: 90 min.

Date of Production: Jan 14, 15, 16, 2003

Navigation: The main menu features: Play movie, Chapters (of which there are 6), slide show (stills), cum shots (highlights reel) and web.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The picture was clear, as this was a fairly recent production and not an old film transfer. The stereo audio track was not a problem either.

Body of Review: A string of n vignettes held together by a continuity story.

Continuity Scene: Maid barges in on a businessman in a hotel watching porn. This scene ties in the other scenes of the movie.

Scene 1: Pizza delivery ho. A busty blonde (Lana Coxx) delivers pizza and winds up on the pool table for fun. There is decent action with extensive use of the extreme close up. Gets warn at the end with our delivery girl getting it doggy style. The facial at the end is comical. The music is great though and never overwhelms the action.

Scene 2: Making a porn movie in a porn movie. The starlet in this scene is Honey and she looks hot in her f-me high heels and combat camo bikini. I though the dialog was hilarious (didn't you know there was a writer for this movie) and the action very hot. There is a monster facial but Honey does not look quite happy here. Don't fast forward this scene.

Scene 3: Honey does a solo segment. More wide angle close ups (it almost looks like 3-D) and jazzy mood music.

Scene 4: Opens with a guy washing his truck and he is surprised by a hot babe (Sabrina Snow) in the bed of his truck. She soaps her and then some. Sabrina has a nice face, short hair and shaved area below. She also has nipple rings and a Tweedy Bird tattoo on her stomach and another one in the small of her back. She reminds me of Natasha Yar from Star Trek and Christina Applegate of Married with Children. The guy here reminds me of Vin Diesel. The action turns out pretty good so don't miss this one.

Scene 5: Tennis game gone awry. Veronika admits she is not good at tennis but she has other strokes to show. Great dumb dialog and cool jazz. Veronika looks like a tall Pat Benetar. Veronika may be a little older but she has great style and technique. By the way she has full lips and probably enhanced breast. The action builds up but at too slow a rate for me. She does allow a better facial. In some of the earlier scenes the girls seem hesitant during the facial.

Scene 6: Finally our continuity scene kicks in and we are treated to Selena Silver and her dish washing gloved hands. I have never seen a girl wearing dishwashing gloves in a porno movie. Selena Silver has a nice exotic face and natural looking breast. The action here built up slowly as in the previous scene. One thing about Selena Silver is that she is always looking into the camera. I bet this was intentional or I don't get it. This is the first scene where I noticed a condom being used and hearing bedsprings. You know what, this guy reminds my of Seymore Butts. The dialog is really stupid. You finally hear Selena Silver moan and see her sexy high heels near the end as she sounds like she is having an orgasm. Selena Silver actually puts the gloves back on for the facial.

Rent this one. There is nothing special about this disc. The girls are not particularly stunning nor is the action especially hot or erotic and the extra features are not exciting. I did like the second scene with the film within a film trick. I also liked the jazzy sound track. But you don't judge adult selection upon sound tracks.