Trained Teens 3 (AKA: Jules Jordan's Trained Teens 3)

Evil Angel

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Maggie Star, Mark Wood, Arnold, Jules Jordan, Cris Taliana, Serena South, Travis Knight, Lyla Lei, Nautica, Phil Yorgash, Wendy James

Length: 148 minutes

Date of Production: 8/9/03 (box), 7/15/03 (credits)

Extra's: 22 minutes of bonus footage, cast list, filmographies, biography of Jules Jordan, photogallery, fetish menu

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the industry standard 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. It had a fairly large amount of grain and some video noise but I only noticed it when I was looking for it rather than just enjoying the action. The audio was presented in stereo English but I didn't notice any separation between the channels. At times, it was too low on the vocals but this is a common problem in Evil Angel's releases, as well as many other companies' gonzo product, so I'm not going to hammer them for it. The dvd transfer was good with only the occasional artifact observed.

Body of Review: Jules Jordan is one of the most hardcore directors in the jizz bizz. His work for Evil Angel has helped propel the company even further into the hall of fame, typically out selling releases from other companies by a wide margin. In his latest release, Trained Teens 3, he takes a look at some younger women (although not all looked like teens) who didn't mind being led on leashes, having hardcore sex, and generally submitting to the whims of the male cast members. Here's a breakdown of the scenes by cast:

Scene One: Maggie, a very lean teen, Mark, Arnold (no, not the new governor of California), and Jules had a scene together. While she will never be mistaken as the most attractive porn star around, her French maid outfit was hot and she handled the guys like a professional (that can be good or bad depending on how "fresh" you prefer your porn stars). She did anal with a DP and A2M along with oral and straight. Regardless of her physical attractiveness, she seemed to have fun with an enthusiastic energy making this scene well worth watching more than once. Fans will appreciate her for swallowing the loads after drinking them out of a glass.

Scene Two: Cris, a little hotty that didn't look like she was in her teens, and Jules, had a scene after he walked her about the house on her knees. The scene included some rough play too with hair pulling but most of it was oral and straight only. It was a decent (or perhaps, indecent) scene with some warmth but nothing as bold as the previous work they've done.

Scene Three: Serena, another cutie that looked a bit older than the title would infer, and Travis, had a scene after she was observed by the outdoor pool. It was oral and straight only and okay to watch a few times.

Scene Four: Nautica, a bundle of fun I've seen in a number of other movies, and Phil (funny porn name to be sure), had an oral only scene. Granted, her oral skills are legendary in porn circles but I was hoping for a more complete scene. It was warm but could've been better. In the cast list section, it was interesting to see the chapters listed out of order (in the real Universe, chapter 4 comes after chapter 5) but I suspect a last minute change in sequence was made and they didn't want to hold up the production.

Scene Five: Lyla, the Asian with weird red hair, and Jules, had a scene after he walked her around the room a bit. This was another gal that didn't look to be in her teens but did anal with a grimace, if not a smile, and showed Jules a good time. Again, not a bad scene but not the best I've seen in the last week either.

Scene Six: Wendy, a cute little submissive, and Jules, had a scene with her tied up wearing a blindfold. She had a great set of DSL's (dick sucking lips) and I liked the playful nature of the action but it was another where oral was the sole action. Maybe I'm just fixated on seeing sex in all my scenes, having watched porn for years, but if I wanted a blowjob-only movie, I'd get one. Still, it had some warmth and I'd like to see her in action for real next time.

Summary: I'm giving this one a rating of Recommended since not all the cast looked like they belonged in the movie, the heat was mixed, and some aspects of the show left me a bit colder than they should have. Jules makes some really hot movies but this was not his finest hour and my rating may even be a bit generous due to my appreciation of his past works.