Genre:  Anal, Euro, Gonzo

Director:  None Credited

Cast:

Length:  126 Min

Extras:  Photo Gallery, Pick Your Pleasure, Trailers

Audio/Video Quality:  Stereo/Widescreen

Overview:  Vignettes of Euro girls getting their rear ends "Ass-plored"

Condoms:  None

Scene One:

Aletta Ocean is peering through the window of her high-rise apartment.  She’s in a short black dress and green heels.  Steve Holmes enters and off comes the dress, exposing Aletta’s cartoonishly big boobs.  Turns out Aletta was just waiting for Steve and his cock to get home.  With Steve’s dorky looks and Aletta’s black Betty Page ‘do and Hungarian accent they look like a porno Boris and Natasha.  Aletta wraps her luscious DSLs around Steve’s schlong and sucks it like a bitch in heat.  Even though these two are consummate professionals their chemistry still seems legitimate.

Aletta has been waiting all day for a dicking.

In my opinion Aletta should take it easy on the tits and face plastic surgery but she has legs and ass built for porno and they look great when she gets astride Holmes for some fuck action.  Steve plows her balls-deep and she enjoys every inch of it.  His cock slides unimpeded up Aletta’s shit pipe and she goes ass-to-mouth without flinching.  Steve plows her thoroughly and Aletta proves her butthole can take a deep dicking and keep on ticking.  He blasts his babies onto her tongue and tits and then asks her if she wants to have dinner naked.

Scene Two:

Lexy Little is reading a magazine in her thoroughly modern kitchen.  She’s wearing a low-cut top with a sheer skirt and heels.  She’s interrupted by a hungry Cristian Devil.  She wants to go out for lunch but he wants to eat at home on the couch watching TV with his dick out.  I can relate.  So to apologize for not making Cristian food at home she pulls her tits out and they both proceed to make lame sex jokes about food.  Cristian is hungry enough to eat ass which, to Lexy’s enjoyment, is exactly what he does.  Lexy makes a meal out of his sizeable member with a side dish of his balls.

Lexy is hungry and so is her ass.

Cristian eats her pussy for dessert and then digs her pussy out from behind.  Lexy has a nice ass and it’s well presented here bent over the kitchen counter.   She is clearly horny and that’s hot.  She also has a three-cock mouth and when it hangs open the effect is a little creepy.  Lexy climbs on top to start the anal party.  It’s slow going at first which is understandable considering Cristian’s veiny girth but she’s soon bouncing on it like a pogo dick.  The highlight for me as an ass man was when Lexy posts up on a barstool and Cristian plows her poop chute from behind.  He tops off the scene with a thick ropy load to the kisser.

Scene Three:

Nick Lang just picked up smokin’ hot hooker Jessika Lux and is now going to fuck her in a filthy public toilet.  Classy.  She has smallish meaty tits and long powerful legs.  I have been a fan of Jessika since I first saw her glorious rear end on the box cover of Ass Bangers.  Check the cover of this DVD if you don’t believe me.  Nick tongues her pooper which is not the first thing I would do with a hooker unless of course the hooker had an ass like Jessika Lux.  She has a talented mouth and expresses those talents when she squats down to suck Nick’s hog.

Jessika is a whore on the floor.

His cock is of modest size and it’s disappointing because we deserve to see Jessika get dicked down by a real swordsman.   Nonetheless, that big butt still looks great getting pounded from behind.  Jessika on the ground on all fours taking it in the rear is the highlight of the entire disc.  There is even some great gaping to be had as Nick pulls his short fat cock out of her butthole.  He drops a small load on her tongue and she sucks him clean with a smile.

Scene Four:

Sasha Rose is smoking a cig in the backyard.  She’s a leggy blonde in a denim vest and little brown underpants.  Her body has the perfect characteristics of small chested and petite without being scrawny.  She sees guido Szabi by the pool and tempts him with a quick tease.  It doesn’t take much to convince him because this girl is fucking HOT.  In no time she’s chillaxing on the bed while he chows her box.  Her pussy is bald and very clean and is complimented by her perky nipples.

Sasha Rose's ass speaks for itself.

When it’s her turn to give head she has great technique, bobbing on his cock hands-free and switching it up with a tug-and-suck combo.  She hops up on his boner and he slides in and out of her butt with ease.  She’s more passive in doggy style and whimpers and gasps with every thrust.  When she’s finally had enough buttsex she sucks Szabi off and he gives her multiple squirts to the face with one going down her throat and briefly gagging her.

Scene Five:

Last up we have Anita, sitting on a couch in small shorts that show off her long legs.  Waiter Frank Gun comes over to bring her a drink and chat her up.  She likes the attention enough to drop to her knees and suck his wiener.  Her blowjob style is amateurish and a bit uncomfortable to watch.  Frank puts her back on the couch to fingerblast her pooper and between Anita’s implied trepidation and Frank’s lecherous commentary the whole scene feels a bit molest-y.

Anita's ass is bar fruit.

His cock slides into her butt relatively easily though so perhaps Anita is just a good actress.  She even goes ass-to-mouth without protesting so clearly she’s no beginner.  We finally get a good view of her body when she stands up and bends over to suck dick and her legs and ass are stellar.  She gets face down ass up on the couch and Frank slams away at her rectum for the hardest anal sex on the disc.  For a finale Anita gets a few blasts of babies in the mouth.

Final Thoughts:

This disc surprised me.  It had the potential for every disappointment I often associate with Euro porn titles with uncredited directors.  The girls were hot and so was the action.  It was nice to see Jessika Lux again and Aletta Ocean is always welcome in my pornos.  Sasha Rose turned in a mild scene but she’s so pretty that I hardly noticed.  There was certainly enough replay value here to rate Ass-ploration as Recommended.