Jesse Jane Dirty Movies
- Release date:
March 30, 2010 - Runtime:
1h 39m - Cast:
Tommy Gunn|Mick Blue|Manuel Ferrara|Jesse Jane|Robby D.|Cindy Hope|Krissy Lynn|Brandy Blair
Genre: Feature
Director: Robby D.
Cast: Jesse Jane, Manuel Ferrara, Cindy Hope, Mick Blue, Brandy Blair, Tommy Gunn, Krissy Lynn, Charles Dera.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Jesse Jane.
Length: 01:39.
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus stars: one for condom-free sex and the second for Jesse Jane, a 2007 recipient of a Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Award.
Jesse Jane Dirty Movies is a five-scene feature in which superstar Jesse Jane appears in two boy/girl scenes. Jesse's best performance in the movie is in Scene One, with Manuel Ferrara. Since we seldom get to see Jesse's anus reamed, it was very nice to see Manuel shove three fingers up that tightest of holes. Jesse also did double-vaginal with Manuel when she took his cock plus several fingers deep inside her vagina.
Jesse plays a business woman about to depart for a multi-day business trip with her "supposedly" gay male co-worker Charles Dera. Jesse's boyfriend, Manuel Ferrara, catches her in the bathroom while she's getting ready to go and convinces her to have a farewell roll in the hay with him. Manuel has multiple motivations for having sex with Jesse. Primarily, he wants to fuck her. Who wouldn't? But, he also wants to record her so that he can show the recording to his buddies later that afternoon (he's hidden a camcorder under some pillows in the bedroom).
After Manuel pumps a copious load of semen into Jesse's mouth (she, of course, swallows), he jumps out of bed, grabs his camcorder, and hightails it to the living room where connects his camcorder and prepares to watch his own exploits. Before he starts the play back, one of his friends, Mick Blue, arrives with his memory card. The guys slip the card into Manuel's camcorder, click "play," and enjoy watching Mick fuck gorgeous (but less-than-incendiary) Euro-chick Cindy Hope.
As the plot plays out, Tommy Gunn arrives with his memory card and the three guys get to watch him give Brandy Blair a workout. Later, Manuel helps Tommy and Mick relieve a threesome with Krissy Lynn that they recorded some time earlier.
While the guys amuse themselves with videos, Jesse showers, dresses, and packs her suitcase. In due course, her male co-worker, Charles Dera, arrives to take Jesse to the airport. As Jesse takes her leave, she hugs and kisses Manuel and then hands him a sweet-looking envelope that, she insists, contains a love letter he should read later. When Manuel eventually opens the envelope, he finds a memory card inside. Curious, he pops it into his camcorder and, lo-and-behold, the tape shows Jesse fucking the shit out of obviously-not-gay Charles Dera. Turn about is fair play!
Jesse Jane Dirty Movies has several things going for it. Primarily, there's Jesse herself. I think she's at a point in her career in which one can safely say that she is at the top and that few equal her. In addition to Jesse, the movie benefits from a very cute--yet twisted--plot that is nicely played out by the performers. And, the cast of female supporting actresses is composed of very pretty women: Cindy Hope, Brandy Blair, and Krissy Lynn.
On the other hand, Jesse Jane Dirty Movies fails in several regards. Out of five scenes, the sex in one is worth a solid "A+," two get "B's," one earns a "C," and one gets a "D." Of course, Jesse Jane appears in the only "A+" scene. By my way of thinking, several important attributes are missing from some of the sex scenes. First, Charles Dera doesn't eat Jesse's pussy in Scene Five. That's ludicrous...I'd give almost anything if she'd sit on my face and fuck it until she cums in my mouth. Second, beautiful Cindy Hope is something of an ice queen...she doesn't cum during her scene. In addition, Brandy Blair doesn't climax either. Finally, there's a boy/boy/girl threesome in which the guys (Mick and Tommy) never double-penetrate Krissy Lynn. I'm not much of a fan of b/b/g trios since I'm too greedy to share a woman with another guy. In fact, I really don't see the need for a second dick unless the guys DP the girl.
More disturbing than the mediocre sex in two of the scenes (which serves, I think, to make Digital Playground contract star Jesse look great while the other girls pale in comparison) is the terrible video color. Instead of appearing young, vital, sexy, and healthy, the girls appear haggard and gaunt due to the terrible lighting and/or camera settings. To be specific, the color balance is too cold and the saturation is too low. For shame, director Robby D.
I have scolded Digital Playground directors about such video in the past when I wrote to them about the same color problems that were evident in Riley Steele Honey. I was told this cockamamie story: "Celeste wanted the bluish, desaturated colors to emphasize the melancholy and loneliness associated with the search for modern love. Heat and warmth come from the sex scenes, but the effects only last so long before Riley, Scott, and the other characters are looking for something more." Sounds like a feeble excuse to me.
Don't believe me...see for yourself and decide. Which Jesse Jane do you prefer? This still photo that was provided by Digital Playground to support my review of Jesse Jane Dirty Movies, or this unretouched screen capture of Jesse during her scene with Charles Dera?
Here's what I know:
Check out some photos of the girls in Jesse Jane Dirty Movies here.
These photos, which I did not retouch or alter in any way, were shot with correct camera settings and lighting. They're delightful...especially the come-hither shots of Jesse Jane and the stunning photos of Cindy Hope and Krissy Lynn. Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Jesse Jane Dirty Movies can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Jesse Jane, Manuel Ferrara.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While businesswoman Jesse Jane prepares herself for an out-of-town trip, she spends a few minutes primping in front of her bathroom mirror, likes what she sees, begins to caress her beautiful curves and especially fine breasts, and decides to spend a few minutes masturbating. While Jesse floats on waves of self-induced ecstasy, her boyfriend Manuel creeps up beside her and scares her half to death (too bad the bastard stopped her from making herself cum!). When Manuel asks what Jesse's doing, she coos, "Nothing!" Of course, Manuel's eager to help Jesse "do nothing" and immediately begins to caress and make-out with her. They kiss briefly and we learn Jesse's forthcoming schedule: she'll be away for two days and predicts that it'll only be a half day befire Manuel's balls turn blue and he realizes that the refrigerator is empty. In other words, Jesse's pretty sure that Manuel is going to miss her. However, he feigns indifference and explains that he'll be occupied with his buddies, who are coming by to watch sports videos. As they continue to make out, Jesse explains that one of her co-workers, Charles Dera, will pick her up from the house and take her to the airport. Manuel's not concerned because he's convinced that Charles is gay. Foreplay soon intensifies as the couple exchange white-hot kisses and very passionate caresses. Manuel soon lifts Jesse, carries her into their bedroom, deposits her on their bed, and worships her tits with his greedy mouth. He also drives her wild by kissing and licking her neck. Later, Manuel flips Jesse over onto her belly and then voraciously rims her asshole; eats her pussy; and finger fucks her mouth, asshole, and pussy. In fact, he drives her fucking wild with his tongue and fingers. She, of course, reciprocates by giving him an amazing blowjob that features superb deep-throat and greedy balls-gobbling action. She also uses her hands to great advantage. Manuel shows his appreciation by spanking her fine ass cheeks, by pulling her hair, and by multiple-finger-fucking her pussy. When neither Jesse nor Manuel can wait another second, Jesse climbs aboard him in cowgirl, and, after Manuel guides his cock into her insatiable vagina, she fucks him with incredible power and passion using her best-in-the-world sexy moves. Believe me when I say, "no one fucks better than Jesse Jane!" But, her partner Manuel tries hard to match her lust when he shoves as many as three of his fingers up her asshole to, in effect, DP her! And, later, she gets her pussy double-stuffed with Manuel's cock and multiple fingers, too. Wow! I can't remember Jesse being DPd before! As the scene continues to unfold, Jesse fucks Manuel out of his mind in reverse cowgirl (she cums like a volcano) and spoon. At the end of the scene, Jesse milks Manuel's rod as he squirts his load into her ready-and-willing mouth. She swallows like the world-class star she is and then steps into the shower to bathe (we get to watch her scrub herself squeaky clean in preparation for her important trip).
Foreplay: Masturbation, kissing, body licking, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, spanking, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking, anal finger-fucking, rimming (him on her and her on him).
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon; double vag (cock and fingers).
Anal Positions: Finger fucking; DP with cock (pussy) and fingers (asshole).
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth facial: she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl/
Performers: Cindy Hope, Mick Blue.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While Jesse showers, Manuel, still fully erect, jumps out of bed and retrieves a hidden camcorder that he placed under some pillows before he and Jesse began to fuck. Manuel takes the camera into his living room, and as Jesse dresses and packs her suitcase, he connects the camera to his TV. You see, Manuel does intend to have his buddies over to watch videos...just not sports videos...unless you count sex as a contact sport! One of Manuel's friends, Mick Blue, soon arrives bearing a memory card filled with footage of his romp with very sexy Euro-girl Cindy Hope. Mick pops the memory card into Manuel's camcorder, presses "play," and the guys sit back to enjoy Mick's attempt at "home movies" (it seems like all of Manuel's friends are into home made and surreptitiously-shot porn!). As the hidden camera captures the action, Mick lays on his bed and calls Cindy to join him. She quickly enters the room wearing a very sexy outfit and looking like a million bucks. Cindy gives Mick a quick teases and then bends over to present her ass to him. Of course, he spanks and caresses her butt! Wouldn't you? Mick's wandering hands and tongue continue to explore Cindy's body and his tongue soon finds a warm and willing reception inside Cindy's mouth. The two continue to make out for a while and then Cindy opens her blouse so that lucky Mick can squeeze and suckle her fantastic breasts. Little-by-little, Cindy and Mick undress each other while engaging in quite enjoyable foreplay that includes loads of sexy kissing, a brief lap dance, lots of body licking and sucking (she even suckles his nipples!), fellatio, delightful 69, titty play, a brief amount of foot worship, and very nice cunnilingus (Cindy rocks her hips to, in effect, fuck Mick's face while he eats her). Vaginal sex begins in spoon and then progresses through reverse cowgirl (her moves are outstanding!), cowgirl (more awesome moves by Cindy), doggie, on-her-belly, and mish. No matter what position they're in, Mick pounds Cindy's vagina ferociously using in-and-out moves so fast that his dick literally blurs on the screen. And, he pleasures her pussy and asshole with his tongue, too. Too bad that none of that frenzy pays off in an orgasm for Cindy. Mick, however, does get to cum and, when he does, he pumps his load onto Cindy's face and into her open mouth. As the camera moves in tight, Cindy erotically licks Mick's still-pulsing cock as the scene cuts away.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, lap dance, body licking, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth.
Sex rating: 3.60
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.20
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Brandy Blair, Tommy Gunn.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When Manuel and Mick finish watching their first "dirty" movie of the afternoon, Jesse Jane is still squeezing her magnificent tits into her tight and revealing outfit (there are great close-ups of Jesse's boobs stretching her top way past its limit!). Soon, Jesse hears a knock on the door and, thinking it's her friend Charles arriving to take her to the airport, answers the door. But, instead of Charles, it's Manuel's other friend Tommy Gunn who has dropped by to enjoy the afternoon of dirty movies. Of course, he brings his own memory card which is, of course, filled with his contribution to the day's festivities. Tommy hands his memory card to Manuel, who pops it into the camcorder and presses play. Instantly, cute blond Brandy Blair, who's dressed in a sexy black mesh outfit, appears on the screen as she kneels on Tommy's bed and looks into the camera. Unlike the previous girls, Brandy at least knows she's being videotaped. Although she's aware of the camera, she's not happy about fucking in front of it because she's afraid the video is going to end up on the internet. So, Tommy spends a few minutes begging and cajoling Brandy to play along and even promises that nobody will ever see the tape (what a liar!). Tommy is eventually able to convince Brandy to participate and she poses erotically for the camera while she and Tommy make out. Tommy coaxes her fine breasts out of her top, comments on her perfection (it's not hard to agree with his assessment!), strokes and licks her pussy through the fabric of her outfit, pulls aside her panties, and gives her cunnilingus that makes her groan with delight. Meanwhile, she plays with herself by fingering her clit and finger-fucking her vagina (very nice black-and-white footage). Tommy spends quite a bit of time gobbling Brandy's pussy in both missionary and doggie (her nipples swell hard and erect). Then, to repay him, Brandy decides to give Tommy a blowjob while she straddles his body in 69. But, fellatio is not her strong suit and the subsequent combination hand/ blowjob is, well, tentative at best. By the end of foreplay, Brandy is deliciously nude and ready for action when Tommy invites her to "climb on top." Brandy chooses reverse cowgirl, mounts him, and then fucks him with sexy strokes as her fine breasts bounce and jiggle delightfully in response. As the scene unfolds, Brandy and Tommy fuck in doggie (Brandy's bouncing tits look great and she fucks back frantically) and spoon. Although Brandy doesn't appear to climax during the scene, Tommy definitely does. While pounding her pussy in spoon, Tommy works himself up to ejaculation and, at the last second, pulls out and deposits his load on the outside of Brandy's pussy which, unfortunately, is not nicely groomed (stubble instead of pubic hair or bare).
Foreplay: Stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, 60.
Vaginal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Exterior pussy.
Sex rating: 3.25
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 3.90
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl
Performers: Krissy Lynn, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Just as the guys finish watching Tommy fuck Brandy Blair, Manuel's doorbell rings again. This time, it's Charles Dera arriving to collect Jesse. Manuel admits him to the house and introduces him to his buddies Tommy and Mick. Interestingly, Charles already knows Mick. So, Manuel and Tommy automatically think that Mick must be gay--or at least bi! Jesse soon rushes into Charles' arms, hugs him, and hands him her luggage: "You're SO sweet!" Then, before leaving, Jesse hands Manuel a "love letter," asks him to read it later, and then kisses him goodbye. As soon as Charles and Jesse leave, Manuel pops another memory card into his camcorder and asks, "Let's see if you guys remember this one!" The big screen monitor immediately displays a shot of giggling Krissy Lynn (what a fine body!) as she cuddles with Mick on a plush white couch. Krissy is very well aware of the camera, which is being operated by Tommy, and plays to it well...like a very enthusiastic exhibitionist. To prove just how open-minded she is, Krissy then begins to make out with Mick, kissing him passionately while he rubs her pussy through her panties. "Fuck yeah! Are you getting this?" she coos to the camera. Then, Mick and Krissy play unabashedly to the camera as she giggles with delight in response to Mick's ravenous titty worship. Emboldened even further, Krissy stands and gives the guys--and us--a hot strip tease in which she shows off her perfect ass cheeks as well as her big tits and pretty eyes. And, as she gives Mick a lap dance, she turns to Tommy and announces, "I could ride both of you!" Stunned by his good fortune, Tommy leaves his camera and joins Mick and Krissy to complete a hot threesome. Foreplay intensifies to include tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; mutual stripping; handjob; fellatio; cunnilingus; and spanking. Throughout it all, Krissy proves that she's a damned fine tease: "I'm in cock heaven. It's SO much fine being a slut!" And, Krissy does a hell of a nice job motivating the guys with streams of nasty commentary. After Tommy superbly eats Krissy's pussy ("I'm in heaven...this is what heaven feels like!") they move on to vaginal sex. The guys take turns fucking her while she lays on her side, in cowgirl, in doggie, in reverse, and in spoon. Whenever one guy stuffs her pussy with his cock, she pleases the other guy's rod with her insatiable mouth, occasionally taking a breath to scream with delight or talk nasty. Highlights of the scene include Krissy's creaming pussy when she fucks Tommy in cowgirl and the intense orgasm Tommy gives her in doggie. To finish up the scene, Tommy pops on Krissy's goose-flesh-covered tits and Mick shoots his load all over her pretty face. She sucks both dicks dry. This is a great scene that, unfortunately, lacks double penetration. I'm not much of a fan of boy/boy/girl sex and don't really understand the need for a second dick unless the guys double-stuff the girl's holes.
Foreplay: Striptease; kissing; spanking; lap dance; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Load one: on her tits; load two: on her face.
Sex rating: 4.20
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.10
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Jesse Jane, Charles Dera.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After Krissy's tryst with Mick and Tommy comes to an end, Manuel opens the "love letter" that Jesse left for him. Instead of words of endearment, Manuel finds a memory card. Intrigued, and thinking that the card contains a "shower masturbation" video, Manuel pops the card into his camcorder and clicks "play." Much to his surprise, the guys soon find out that Charles is definitely not gay. In fact, he fucks Jesse Jane on Manuel's bed, the same bed he and Jesse used in Scene One. Imagine how horrified Manuel becomes as he stares in disbelief at the screen as his girlfriend fucks and grinds her "gay" co-worker! And, to make things even more embarrassing for Manuel, both Charles and Jesse play to the camera and speak directly to Manuel as if to say, "Nyah, nyah, nyah!" Jesse and Charles begin by making out, enjoying all-over caresses and wild kisses, and then strip each other so that Charles can feast on Jesse's big breasts and she can gorge herself on his big dick. Once Jesse has Charles' dick so hard that it must hurt, she kneels atop the bed, in doggie, so that Charles can lube her pussy with his spit (she fucks his saliva-soaked fingers!) and then plunge his dick inside her for some intense in-and-out action. Vaginal sex continues in missionary (Jesse lifts her ass off the bed so she can fuck him better!), on-her-side, spoon, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl (she makes herself cum by dancing wildly on Charles' cock), and standing doggie. To finish up the scene, Charles fucks Jesse hard in doggie and then demands: "Spin around and I'll jerk off on your face!" Jesse, eager to please, does as instructed and soon has a mouthful of Charles' semen which she, of course, swallows like a superstar. And, she sucks and milks him dry so that she'll have even more to swallow. Then, both Charles and Jesse turn to the camera and bid goodbye to the guys. Obviously, Manuel is devastated. Wouldn't you be?
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, kissing, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open-mouthed facial.
Sex rating: 4.30
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.10
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What Could Have Been Better:
What I Didn't Like:
The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains 5.1 Digital Sound, full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene, a studio contact information screen, a four and one-half minute self-running slide show accompanied by music, a manually-operated photo gallery (same photos as the slide show), trailers for eight Digital Playground movies, and a ten-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The nicely-made BTS contains video of lots of on-set tomfoolery (including make out sessions between Jesse and Manuel) and silliness; shots of the cast groping each other; studying and rehearsal of dialog; impromptu interviews/conversations with the cast and crew; video of the still photo shoots; a behind-the-camera look at the filming of Jesse Jane Dirty Movies; wardrobe "adjustments;" and footage of Krissy Lynn expertly using her hands to "help" Mick work up to his pop for Scene Four. This selection of extras is below average in today's marketplace. Two and one-half stars.
The best things about Jesse Jane Dirty Movies include:
Jesse Jane Dirty Movies could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Jesse Jane Dirty Movies include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 4.06
Average video rating: 3.90
Average audio rating: 4.50
Average production values rating: 4.16
Extras rating: 2.50
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.31
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)