Busty Adventures Vol. 1
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Release date:
November 2, 2006 -
Runtime:
2h 6m -
Cast:
Paris Lorenz|Jennifer|Kate (Czech)|Kristina (Czech)|Sara (Czech)
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The Main Event |
Though I'd never seen a Bang Bros. production before, I knew them well thanks to their infamous BangBus series and the tons of sites online that feature their work. So when I got a video called Busty Adventures from them, my hopes were sky high, as I am a breast man and thought their rep would bring with it a very hot video. Well... I was wrong. Each scene is almost exactly the same as the last, with star/director Robert Rosenberg watching the girl play with her tits for what seems like forever, before she First up is Jennifer, a thin brunette who hardly qualifies as busty. After playing with her sweater puppies for a few minutes, she gets to work with a vibe, preparing [Jennifer, Robert Rosenberg | Toy Play, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Kate's a bit older than Jennifer, but this brown-haired girl is also more stacked, with a pair of fat, hanging tits that looks totally suckable. She's very into the [Kate Jones, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | Kristina is the best-looking girl so far, and she's got the biggest tits, which bounce heartily as she rides Rosenberg's cock vigorously. The way she looks up at the [Kristina, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal | I picture Lindsay Lohan looking a lot like Paris Lorenz in a few years. That's not a compliment for either woman. Paris has some very nice breasts though, but one of [Paris Lorenz, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal, Rimming (M) | We don't end things on a high note, as Robert, and I quote, "puts his dick in her pussy." You expected something else? Sara's a tad mannish in the face, but up top she's [Sara, Robert Rosenberg | Toyplay, Titty Fucking, Oral (M), Vaginal, Fingering (Vaginal, Anal), Anal, Rimming (M) | |
Audio/Video |
The image on this disc looks very good, though it's a bit soft looking in places. The camerawork is pretty simplistic, going into POV mode every now and then,
and catching pretty much all the action. No complaints here. The audio is good, but I could do without hearing the awful audio, as Rosenberg's shudder/moan
is super-creepy.
Extras |
The first extra is the ability to set the disc to continuous play, which seems to me like torture. Why you'd want to have any porn run over and over
again is unclear, and certainly seems to be against the whole reason you watch these movies in the first place. Beyond that, there are seven trailers, a web link,
a very short review of one of the sessions by Rosenberg, and five manual stills galleries, which actually include some very nice photos of the action. I may prefer
stills to the videos.
Concluding Words |
If there's anything I can't stand in a porn, it's repetition. I'm looking for something different, and when I can't get it, it's beyond frustrating.
That's exactly what's happening here, as you get five copies of one scene, each with a different girl. Unfortunately, it's not even five copies of
a good scene, as the guy involved is more repetitive than the scenes and there's plenty of boring moments. Breast fans won't even get anything out
of it, as the girls aren't that busty. Look elsewhere.