2009, 5:45 (2 discs)
With: Natalia Rossi, Jaelyn Fox, Austyn Summers, Stephanie Cane, Ashlii Orion, Cameron Love, Heather Starlet, Nataly Rosa, Jenna Presley, Daphne Flor, Bree Olson, Amber Sun; James Deen, Mark Ashley, Jordan Ash, Shane Diesel, Steve Holmes, Erik Everhard, Mikey Butders, B-Cool (non-sex).

Twelve girls ranging from hot to scorching provide the entertainment in this two-disc compilation of previously released scenes. The through line is female orgasm, and while only a few of the chicks provide visual proof -- squirting -- they all nevertheless seem to be having a great time and orgasming for real. There's only one anal instance in the nearly 6-hour marathon; otherwise, the sex is pretty unkinky, albeit extremely arousing.

Disc 1

Scene 1 (from "Schoolgirl P.O.V. #6"). Brown-eyed dirty blonde (and I do mean dirty) Natalia Rossi is sitting on a bed wearing a plaid school uniform and waiting impatiently for the largely unseen James Deen to get his videotaping equipment going. Looking at and talking to the camera, she complains he's taking too long and just starts masturbating without him. While Natalia seems to "act" too much, her sucking and fucking are impressive, and she swallows whatever sperm she can wipe off her face, upon which Deen has jacked it.

Scene 2 (from "Keepin' It Fresh #3"). Blue-eye blonde Jaelyn Fox sneaks up on a napping Mark Ashley, tickles his feet, caresses his crotch and finally peels off her panties and hovers her butthole over his nose, which finally wakes him. Instantly she's sucking his big upturned tool. She gives a real wet blowjob then enjoys a good licking and finger-fucking (causing her to squirt some juice on the camera lens). Ashley spills a large load on Jaelyn's butt, and she reaches around to wipe some into her mouth.

Scene 3 (from "Sadie and Friends #3"). Slender, brown-eyed brunette Austyn Summers, dressed in schoolgirl plaid, finds her mom's vibrator and starts to experiment when mom's boyfriend Mark Ashley surprises her. Austyn puts up token resistance to Ashley's "Come on, it'll just be a one-time thing," and quickly they are sucking and fucking. Austyn stands out for her large, erect clitoris.

Scene 4 (from "Schoolgirl P.O.V. #3"). More schoolgirl plaid as gorgeous dark-haired Stephanie Cane is doing homework on her bed. An unseen friend (Jordan Ash) of her brother comes in and she convinces him to take her mind off history till the brother gets home. Cane happily sucks the massive cock, her huge gray/green eyes a dazzling turn-on. "I've always wanted to see your dick," she tells the nameless, faceless lucky guy. Also particularly hot is Steph making Ash cum simply with mouth and hand (no jerking off from his own hand, as is so often the case with cum shots).

Scene 5 (from "I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #18"). The hottest scene on Disc 1. The camera looks down a long hall where we see a girl on her knees sucking hungrily on the cock on a guy leaning against the wall. It's the Thane of Thickness, Shane Diesel, feeding his huge black schwanz to petite brunette Ashlii Orion. She manages to get a good deal of his impossible joint into her mouth and talks a good nasty game while doing it. Once on a bed, they get down to serious licking, spitting, foot-licking and humping. After a long hard session, Diesel pumps his load right into Ashlii's pussy. She squats and squeezes out the thick gobs of crude, which Diesel feeds into her mouth to swallow.

Scene 6 (from "Panty Hoes #8). Auburn-haired beauty Cameron Love (dare I say a Kristen Stewart look-alike) is seductively putting on some black fishnet stockings and lingerie when cocksman Mark Ashley enters her boudoir and silently takes her. They fuck on a moderne swivel stool before getting down on the floor.

Disc 2

Scene 1 (from "The Voyeur in Me"). James Deen (again largely unseen) is (again) a videographer, and sweet blonde Heather Starlet arrives to, reluctantly at first, shoot a sex scene. As she climbs the stairs in her denim shorts, Deen starts squeezing. "Promise you won't show this to anyone?" she asks the silent Deen. Yes, I promise, absolutely! Heather seems to truly love being eaten out, and is not too shabby at fellatio either. A long, static shot of the two humping on the floor, with the camera also on the floor across the room, is a uniquely hot attempt to film sex a little differently.

Scene 2 (from "The Cock Pit #2"). Exotic beauty Nataly Rosa stands nude in front of her full-length mirror fondling herself, then slowly puts on some lingerie -- only to have Steve Holmes come in, admire her, then start to take it all off. The dialogue-less scene is hot for several reasons: Nataly's beauty, her slow fellationary technique, and Holmes' large uncut cock, from which spews a copious load. Sadly, cum on the face doesn't seem to be Nataly's cup of tea.

Scene 3 (from "Erotica XXX 12"). Jenna Presley is the porn equivalent of Megan Fox. The stunning brunette with great legs and ass stands in her tank top and panties masturbating until ol' reliable Mark Ashley steps in to start fingering her. Jenna, a real goer, gives a very wet blow job, happily gagging on Ashley's super-erect monster. She talks a great dirty game, too, and when she's in the heat of fucking, her comments are frequent and all but incoherent -- and a sign of true sexual ecstasy. He jerks off on her exquisite face and she loves every drop.

Scene 4 (from "I Can't Believe I Took the Whole Thing #17"). Daphne Flor, a fine-looking blonde with big creamy tits, stands on a staircase masturbating. She then walks across a room and starts blowing the already nude and ready Shane Diesel. She has a good time with his massive meat, but when they fuck, she gives the impression that he's tearing her apart; in a good way, of course.

Scene 5 (from "Prying Open My Third Eye #2"). Leave it to "old" pro Bree Olson to provide the only anal action on this DVD. Dressed (but not for long) in, yes, schoolgirl plaid, Bree is rubbing one out on a couch when Erik Everhard pops in to start fiddling with her white cotton panties. After some vivid oral and vaginal activity, the big guy slides into Bree's bunghole, which she seems to enjoy immensely and effortlessly. "Oh my God, my pussing's dripping," she cries. But when she swallows Everhard's spew, there's nothing left dripping from her lips, that's for damn sure.

Scene 6 (from "Screw My Girlfriend While I Watch!"). This "reality" scene doesn't seem to go with the rest, but that's not a complaint. Nineteen-year-old round-faced cutie Amber Sun and her real-life boyfriend B-Cool are interviewed by an unseen director about their relationship. They've had threesomes involving another girl, but Amber wants to try another guy. Cool has agreed, but he doesn't want to take part; he'll just sit aside and watch. So Mikey Butders, withis big cock and low-hung balls, steps in to save the day. He and Amber get right to it (interestingly, they never kiss) and she reveals a luscious young body, with small perky white breasts and a great ass. She sucks cock voraciously and takes tongue from Butders with equal enthusiasm, while Cool holds her hand or strokes her hair. After long, varied schtupping, Butders stands and delivers a hot load into Amber's mouth and all over her face, and yet she contines to suck him down. Then they all smile and say thanks for everything.

THE DVD

While many compilation titles feature less-than-first-generation-quality video, TEEN GASMAS offers quality visual and aural elements. Oddly, though, while the aspect ratio of every scene is the now standard 16:9, the DVD is not in HD; hence, there's still a lot of unused black area on the screen.

The main menu for both discs is the same, offering Play Movie, Star Index and DVD Extras. Neither disc wastes our time with preliminary sex-phone ads or other delaying bullshit -- pop the disc in and the main menu (with live-action frames) pops up.

The extras are a little weak. There's a helpful Pick Your Pleasure feature (letting you go right to doggy-style action, say, or pop shots), but there are only two trailers (for "Gettin' All A's #6" and "Boob-stravaganza! #14") -- and they appear on both discs. Beyond that, there's just a photo gallery and company info.

THE LAST WORD

Beautiful, sexually alive girls are the main, if obvious, attraction here. And lots of them. The double-disc compilation set runs nearly 6 hours, and all 12 girls are experienced very completely. If you're into guys, you'll have to settle in several scenes for simply disembodied cocks. Besides one anal scene, there's nothing too outré, and the DVD's tech specs and extras could be better. Nevertheless, this is quality smut that will bring many hours of repeat pleasure.