"Hi gorgeous. I've missed you so much."

The Feature:
Welcome to Virtual Sex with Jenna Jameson. I've heard about these "Virtual Sex" DVDs from Digital Playground for some time, but never saw one until I wrote this review. Jenna Jameson is probably the most recognizable adult film star in the industry today. Having starred in countless films, Jenna is considered to be at the pinnacle of porn industry. It's only fitting that we get to have virtual sex with her.

The basic gist of "Virtual Sex with Jenna" is that I get to imagine I'm having sex with Ms. Jameson. I have the options of foreplay, oral sex, and intercourse (including all sorts of other sexual positions). An anonymous man does whatever I want him to do to Jenna, while she moans in delight and tells me how great I am. For almost every position/act, there is the option to have her moan nice and sweetly, or to have her cuss like a sailor. You have to use your remote to choose what acts you'd like to perform (the options are on the left and right sides of the screen), and honestly, it's pretty confusing. It took me a minute to figure out what FPLY and ORL stood for (Foreplay and Oral).

Your foreplay options are as follows… Fingers, vibrator, or going down on her. You can make her cum. Your sex options are as follows… Standing missionary, doggy, and Jenna on top (facing and turned away from you). In addition, she can make you cum from oral, or ride you until you let out the fakest cum shot I've ever seen in my life. We are given the choice to choose between two camera angles (tight shots of penetration, or Jenna's facial reactions). Each segment lasts under a minute, and loops over and over again. Overall, a very short DVD.

Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation looks excellent. No print flaws, artifacts, or any other blemishes are noticeable here. Really one of the best porno transfers I've seen in awhile.

Audio:
A Dolby Surround 5.1 soundtrack cleanly presents Jenna's moans, the slapping of her ass against an anonymous man's genitalia, and her dirty mouth. There is no music here, so I don't know how necessary a 5.1 mix is. But hey, I'll take what I can get.

Menus:
No menus. Choosing between positions and acts is pretty confusing when you first pop in the DVD.

Extras:
Nada.

Final Thoughts: To be honest, I expected much more here. In total, I think there is only 30 minutes of footage here (and that's being generous). The whole Virtual Sex thing doesn't do much for me, as I would have rather seen a porno with all the positions listed above, then having to use my remote and cycle through them. This is only for die hard Virtual Sex or Jenna Jameson fans.