Seymour Butts' Blasst Off!

Directed by Seymour Butts

Starring: Kylie Worthy, Rucca Page & Jazmine Leih, Leigh Livingston & Jordana James, Velvet Rose & Shannon Kelly.

With:  Tom Byron, Herschel Savage & Christian XXX.

Length:  2hrs 26min

Condoms?:  None!

Brief Synopsis:  Another in the long line of gonzo/near-reality porn from one of the greats, Seymour Butts.  As is his preference, his wandering camera captures one-on-one and three-ways on the fly, the groups and duos well into their playtime, Mr. Butts honing in on the action.  Being a SB title, of course there's anal play to be had (as well as copious salad tossing for the men), though not everyone, sadly, takes part.  Let's see how this one fares...

Scene One:  Kylie Worthy(with Tom Byron)

Scene Two:  Rucca Page & Jazmine Leih (with Hershel Savage)

Hearing the voices carried down a hallway, Seymour finds Rucca, Jazmine & Herschel knee deep in each other (in heels, no less).  Herschel works over Jazmine (a chestnut skinned beauty) in missionary as Rucca (she of the fabulous rack and anal-riffic skills) masturbates beside them, her towering frame just as intimidating curled in couch cushions as it is standing up (which we soon see).  Not content with simply watching and stroking, Rucca takes heady swings off of Herschel's cock away, briefly halting Jazmine's pussy workout.  With Herschel seated, the girls tag team his wand, stuffing their mouths with his swinging member, which he agrees, is fantastic.  Rucca straddles him in reverse cowgirl, bringing herself to orgasm, and Jazmine kneels down to suck and tease the two from below.  They switch to cowgirl, with Jazmine to the side masturbating, awaiting her inevitable turn on the Herschel wagon once again.  Herschel slips his unit into Rucca's asshole in reverse cowgirl, and Jazmine continues her teasing.  Once again dueling his cock between their mouths, both girls dodge and parry Herschel's knob, with Jazmine's ass service beginning in standard cowgirl.  Rucca, on ball patrol, lets her tongue wander in and around Herschel's ass, tasting in between strokes.  Jazmine fully coaxes Herschel's seed from his throbbing member, which spurts out into Rucca's open mouth.  Slurping up most of the remains, Rucca kisses Jazmine, sharing the wealth.  Just seeing this scene was exhausting, as both ladies are quite vigorous in their sheer will to get off and get Herschel off, as well!  The action was balanced pretty equally between both Jazmine and Rucca, though I feel I'm a little biased toward the latter, as she's truly a force to be reckoned with!

Scene Three:  Leigh Livingston & Jordana James (with Tom Byron)

Meeting Tom at the door, Seymour asks him to see the two cover girls in his yard, lounging in the shade of a few trees.  Not a few minutes pass, and Seymour wonders what's taking Tom so long.  Standing above a now naked Tom, Jordana giggles as he paws at her ass from below.  Leigh, not to be outdone, has already taken a grip on Tom's cock, sucking and slurping, saying hello to the camera, smiling.  With her tiny brown nipples and long black hair, Jordana somehow reminds one of Ashley Long as she kneels down to sit on Tom's face.  She switches positions with Leigh, who continues her blowjob upside down, and buries her tongue inside Tom's asshole.  Jordana mounts his cock in cowgirl, and both girls blow him for a short break.  In reverse cowgirl, Leigh takes a turn with Tom's cock, and again, Jordana eats them both from below.  Feeling the combined pressure of such great pleasures, Tom sprays his load, from above, onto Jordana's face, with Leigh licking her cheeks and chin.  While both girls are great fun to see here, I kept hoping one would give up their ass for a little bit, but no such luck.  Despite that, they turn in a spirited, if not somewhat brief-feeling scene.  And, as always, I'm left feeling jealous of Tom Byron.  So goes life!

Scene Four:  Velvet Rose & Shannon Kelly (with Christian XXX)

Bonus Features

Audio/Visual Quality

Presented in full frame, the video appears dark during some of the indoor shoots (Rucca & Jazmine, Velvet & Shannon), turning most of the colors a tinge of brown and red, with a spotlight focusing on the action at hand.  It's as if these scenes are coated in amber or dark caramel: still delicious, still quite viewable, but not too great for your eyes, in the long run.  As for the outdoor scenes (Kylie, Leigh & Jordana), white shades are sometimes blown out and grainy in the sunlight, but, again, still quite watchable.  The overall quality isn't exactly top tier, but doesn't suffer any unwatchable gaffes or flaws.  Audio-wise, the action is always covered with an even clarity, never too boomy, never too thin, but just about right.  Not high quality, but it certainly gets the job done, and well.

Final Thoughts

As an addition to the Seymour Butts canon, Blasst Off! is a worth entry, though not entirely without its faults.  I blame the dearth of quality gonzo the studio has already produced to this, as all the girls gleefully fuck with gusto, even if they sometimes may not go as far as a Seymour-tiered title would assume.  Kylie's pool-soaked tryst pulled off with an even keel of heat, while the ever-fabulous Rucca and equally great Jazmine nearly broke Herschel in two.  Leigh & Jordana worked well together, though a little on the tame side, and Velvet & Shannon bottled and released Christian with their somewhat filthy powers.   I guess you could say I liked it!