Genre: All sex.
Director: Dr. Feelgood
Cast: Alexia Milano, Candace Von, Emily George, Gianna, Jayden James, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Sascha.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Gianna, Jayden James.
Length: Length
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex and a second for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Gianna and Jayden James.

Synopsis

The desire for big all-natural breasts has been bouncing around (pun intended) in my mind for several weeks. Even though Big Pretty Titties--or any other movie, for that matter--will quench my lust for breasts, I really enjoyed watching the ten perfect specimens owned by the five voluptuous girls featured in this movie.

You're probably asking, "Who owns those ten breasts?" Well, the first two belong to Gianna, who is, in my opinion, one of the very best busty performers in the business today. Another two magnificent specimens belong to Jayden James, who, I think, has one of the best overall physiques you'll ever see. I am also very partial to Emily George's tits. The four remaining big pretty titties belong to Candace Von and Alexia, a brand new girl with a really edgy nature.

Big Pretty Titties is about natural breasts. So, don't expect to see razor-thin girls with huge hooters. No, these girls have enough meat on their bones to support their mammoth natural mams. Don't get me wrong...the girls are not fat by any definition of the word. Instead, I like to think of them as womanly--voluptuous, curvy in all the right places, and busty.

Check out some photos of the girls in Big Pretty Titties here.
Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Jayden James and the pictures of all the incredible breasts that populate Big Pretty Titties. Enjoy!

Review

Big Pretty Titties is composed of the typical five scenes. I think that three of the scenes are really worth your money. The others are good but not especially noteworthy.

Gianna never gives a less-than-stellar performance. If you buy or rent this DVD for just her scene (Scene Five), you won't be disappointed. Jayden James, who is fairly new to porn, is another girl whose scene is very worthwhile. Jayden's body is fucking amazing. I really recommend you take a good, long, and close look at her pretty face, mesmerizing blue eyes, exceptional tits, pretty skin, toned--but not muscle-bound--abdomen, and pretty floral tattoo. Jayden's performances--so far--are not exceptional. But her body definitely is! (Note: I have been told by a very highly-placed individual in an adult studio that Jayden "dropped out of the industry 'months ago.'" Since I'm sure he told me the truth, you owe it to yourself to buy every one of this magnificent woman's releases!)

Alexia's bondage-themed scene is also a worthwhile watch. She's SO enthusiastic!

Scene One 

Scene One Overview: Scene One is a boy/girl all-vaginal twosome featuring drop-dead-gorgeous Jayden James and Mark Wood. The scene is set indoors on and around a staircase and atop a large and comfy king-sized bed.

• Commentary: This is a pretty standard boy/girl all-vaginal scene that includes some pretty hot foreplay, four positions, and a pop shot on Jayden's titties. The scene is brightened by Jayden's fabulous appearance, her obvious enjoyment of the sex, and her sexy moves in reverse cowgirl. It would have been much better had she cum during the scene.
• Rating: Four stars.
• Girl (Jayden James): Jayden James as the best fucking physique of any new girl in the business! She's so gorgeous that words don't describe her. She has brunette hair (curly in this release); big, blue, and mesmerizing eyes; an attention-grabbing and pretty face with an easy smile; huge natural tits that shout out "fuck me;" large and erect nipples; a womanly body that is neither too fat or too thin; pierced clit hood, navel, tongue, and nostril; a pretty bald-shaven pussy; a heart-stopping and oh-so-shapely and blemish- and cellulite-free ass; and pretty pedicured feet. Ah, what eye candy! I'd love to watch her every day!
• Guy (Mark Wood): Mark Wood is an ordinary-looking guy (almost dorky, I would say--no offense, Mark) who brandishes a super-sized cock (I once heard Jewel de' Nyle say Mark has the only "black" cock owned by a white guy!) with true dedication and skill. Mark is a great--and often unsung, I think--porn stud and a hell of a nice guy (I met him on a set one time).
• Scene Setup: Jayden, dressed in a bright blue outfit that covers her pussy but leaves her magnificent breasts uncovered (she's wearing it on the box cover--bottom girl on left), stands at the top of a staircase so she can dance, jiggle, and squeeze her huge tits and tease the tell out of us as the videographer captures the action from in front of and below her. Jayden also applies a liberal amount of oil to her boobs with her pretty manicured hands. Later, Jayden bends over a clear glass table and squeezes her bounteous breasts against the surface as we watch from below the table. Holy FUCK! Jayden's body, her electric smile, and her erotic tease almost made me lose my load before the sex even begins. IT'S HOT!
• Foreplay: After Jayden's tease, she walks down the hall and into a bedroom where Mark awaits. As she walks, she looks better than amazing! She then deliberately squats above Mark's face so he can kiss her still-covered pussy while she caresses her own glorious flesh. If you don't like this foreplay, you don't like sex! Later, she gives him her boobs to suckle and squeeze. She also lets him fuck her tits with his face! Hell, I'd give almost anything to be Mark right now! Later, Jayden goes down on Mark's cock so she can suck it, stroke it with her hands, lick it with her pierced tongue, and slap it against her beautiful boobs. To rev up her own engines, Jayden erotically strips and kneels atop the bed doggie style so that Mark can lick her pussy and rim her asshole from behind. "Oh, it's so beautiful," Mark exclaims. Indeed! Jayden of course, groans with ecstasy.
• Penetrations: Vaginal.
• Positions: Mark and Jayden fuck each other vaginally in: 1) missionary; 2) cowgirl; 3) spoon; and 4) reverse cowgirl.
• Girl's Demeanor: Jayden really loves fucking and being fucked. She proves it with her authentic--not forced--moans and groans and with some nasty talk--especially at the end of the scene during Mark's pop.
• Scene Highlights: Being a big boob movie, lots of emphasis is placed on Jayden's breasts. Both Mark and Jayden squeeze them, of course. And, the bounce beautifully, especially in missionary, spoon, and reverse. Mark also suckles them whenever he gets a chance. And, he gets to fuck them for a while after he plows her in reverse. I particularly like the way Jayden wraps her breasts around Mark's pistoning cock and how she licks the tip of his rod with her tongue when it emerges from her cleavage. Even though titties take center stage, Jayden's pussy and clit get lots of attention too...both Jayden and Mark jack her clit with their fingers and Mark reams her spit-soaked pussy balls-deep and at redline speed. I also like the attention to Jayden's drop-dead-gorgeous ass...it looks fucking fine in numerous close-ups and when Mark squeezes its cheeks. In addition, I like Jayden's pussy-to-mouth action when she sucks her juices off of Mark's cock...and strokes it for good measure, too. What I like best about the scene, however, is Jayden's performance in reverse cowgirl. No woman ever looked better thrusting and undulating atop a man's cock!
• Girl's Orgasm: I am disappointed that Jayden didn't cum during the scene.
• Guy's Pop: As Jayden sits on the floor at the foot of the bed, Mark jacks off all over her breasts. Then, she rubs her breasts together to massage the semen into her flesh.

Scene Two

Scene Two Overview: Scene Two is a bondage-themed boy/girl featuring Alexia Milano and Mark Wood. It is set indoors in a living room atop a glass-topped wicker table, on and around a violet couch, and on the floor.

• Commentary: I really like Alexia's enthusiasm and the slightly naughty bondage-related theme of the scene. Alexia is a fantastic fuck and enjoys sex so much that she climaxes repeatedly during her time with Mark. And, she really knows how to use well-chosen, without being dirty, words to inflame her partner and her viewers.
• Rating: Four and one-half stars.
• Girl (Alexia Milano): Alexia Milano is a brand new girl-next-door with brown eyes and hair. Of course, since she's in a big boobies movie, she has generous DD tits. She has a soft and cuddle body, a shapely ass, a bald pussy, fleshy internal labia that wink open and closed when she's being fucked, meaty thighs, nicely shaped legs, and pretty manicured fingers.
• Guy (Mark Wood): See my comments about Mark in Scene One.
• Scene Setup: The scene fades in, we see chic black-and-white footage of Alexia's body as the camera pans up her bound body. She is wearing panties and a coarse fishnet outfit that leaves nothing to the imagination, has a chain dangling from clips clamped to her two nipples, is gagged, and has her hands bound together as she sits atop a wicker table on which she is seated. Alexia wriggles in agony, but receives no reprieve. She looks totally miserable...until Mark arrives on scene, of course. Mark uses a paddle to gently spank her titties, makes her swear that those titties are his today, suckles her clamped nipples, and strokes his cock as he takes in her raw sexuality. In due course, he removes the clamps and then kisses her erect nipples to "make them better." He also removes her gag so he can hear her talk. Alexia's gratitude is genuine as she hungrily kisses his mouth.
• Foreplay: Foreplay begins as Alexia takes Mark's cock into her mouth so she can suck on it voraciously. When Mark releases her hands from the binds, she immediately begins to use them to stroke his rod while she sucks and licks it. Meanwhile, Mark makes jawbreakers in Alexia's mouth with his cock and squeezes her sensitive nipples. To finish up foreplay, Mark strips off Alexia's panties and rubs his rod against her already-wet labia as she lies back on the wicker table. Mark won't remove the rest of Alexia's bondage-themed outfit until nearly the end of the sex scene...so he can fuck her tits.
• Penetrations: Vaginal.
• Positions: Alexia and Mark enjoy vaginal sex in six positions: 1) missionary; 2) cowgirl; 3) missionary part two; 4) reverse cowgirl; 5) kneeling doggie; and 6) spoon.
• Girl's Demeanor: Alexia is one hell of an enthusiastic fuck! She really enjoys herself during sex...her glistening eyes and blissful giggles betray her ecstasy! In addition, Alexia likes to encourage her partner with motivating--although not "nasty," per se--talk. For example, "I can feel you all the way up, "I like to watch," "I can't wait to ride you," "I feel my pussy getting wetter," and, my favorite, "Oh my God! It barely fits!"
• Scene Highlights: The very best thing about this scene is Alexia's enthusiasm! She squeals with delight, especially when Mark rubs her clit. Alexia fucks Mark energetically and forcefully, especially in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. In fact, she thrusts so hard that she takes his cock balls-deep! And, she uses some pretty sexy grinding and rocking motions, too. Of course, Alexia's tits receive a great deal of focus. They bounce deliciously in missionary and doggie. And, Mark suckles them in missionary, cowgirl, and spoon and gets a chance to fuck them near the end of the scene. It's obvious that Mark has a good time pleasing Alexia...he pulls her hair to increase her pleasure, redlines as he pounds her, jacks her clit repeatedly, and makes her cum at least twice. Finally, I've got to mention Alexia's dripping-wet pussy...she has fleshy inner labia that slide back and forth on Mark's cock as he fucks her. They're gorgeous!
• Girl's Orgasm: Alexia cums at least twice during the scene. Her eyes glaze over and her whole body trembles as waves of pleasure course through her flesh.
• Guy's Pop: Mark jacks off a copious amount of semen onto Alexia's tits and then she sucks him dry while jiggling her cum-covered boobs.

Scene Three

Scene Three Overview: Scene Three is a conventional boy/girl twosome featuring chocolate treat Candace Von and Sascha. It was captured indoors in a posh bathroom and on the floor of a bedroom.

• Commentary: This is a solid average scene in which Candace's mammoth bouncing boobs and her knack for naughty language play a big part. It would have been considerably better had Candace climaxed during the scene.
• Rating: Three and one-half stars.
• Girl (Candace Von): Candace is a voluptuous African-American woman with black hair and brown eyes. She has a very attractive and somewhat exotic-looking face that is really quite captivating. Her mammoth breasts are all-real--and bounce delightfully during sex and during her tease performance. She has a large tattoo between her navel and bald pussy. Speaking of her pussy, it looks oh-so-nice because its bright pink flesh is surrounded by chocolate brown labia...it's like a chocolate covered cherry! Her legs are long and shapely and her nicely shaped feet are pedicured.
• Guy (Sascha): Sascha, whom I met while visiting a porn set, is a very nice guy and does an excellent job with the ladies. He's a very special sort...the kind of man who doesn't mind shoving his cock into a girl's hole along with another guy's dick. Not only does Sascha enjoy conventional DPs, he also likes double-plugging assholes. In fact, I saw him and another guy double-penetrate Kelly Wells' asshole for thirty solid minutes! Sascha's the man!
• Scene Setup: Dressed in blue panties and matching bra and a bright pink robe, luscious chocolate Candace steps into a bathroom, and, while the camera worships her curves, methodically and sexily strips off her clothes, caresses her flesh, suckles her finger, jiggles and squeezes her mammoth breasts, shows off and shakes her booty, and steps into an empty bathtub. After smiling wickedly while jiggling, licking, and suckling her big titties for us for a while, she lies down, stark naked, in the tub. Candace continues to tease us with her voluptuous and heaving flesh. Then, someone, standing above Candace and out of the shot, pours an abundant amount of what appears to be milk all over her magnificent mams as she squeezes them together erotically. Wow! Abundant breasts soaked with what they manufacture! Later, cleaned up and again dressed in her satin pink robe, Candace walks into Sascha's bedroom, teases him with her boobs, and demands, "Where's my dick?" "Right here," he replies.
• Foreplay: Candace briefly sucks Sascha's dick. However, Sascha is mesmerized by her titanic titties and simply must fuck them with his mammoth and rock-hard rod. He also squeezes her boobs, spanks them with his cock, and tightly pinches her erect and proud nipples. Candace thoughtfully squeezes her boobs around his rod to increase his pleasure. And, she noisily and greedily sucks his cock, too. Meanwhile, she jacks her own clit.
• Penetrations: Vaginal.
• Positions: Sascha and Candace fuck in five positions: 1) reverse cowgirl; 2) spoon; 3) cowgirl; 4) kneeling doggie; and (5) missionary.
• Girl's Demeanor: Candace is an enthusiastic fuck who groans realistically during sex. She likes to use nasty language to up the passion level during sex: "That's right, get in that juicy pussy," "You like that black pussy?" "Keep fucking me just like that," and "I wanna fuckin' taste it."
• Scene Highlights: I think the best highlight of the scene is Candace's performance during reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. Her moves are fucking amazing and consist of twisting, rotating, and grinding motions while she thrusts up and down on Sascha's rod. I also really enjoyed watching her bouncing tits during sex, how Candace and Sascha squeeze and slap her mams, and how she smothers Sascha with her huge boobs. I also enjoyed her gaping pink pussy (bright pink inside brown lips) that can swallow Sascha's entire cock, her jiggling black booty, her voracious and deep-throating pussy-to-mouth technique, and her eye contact with us in reverse and doggie.
• Girl's Orgasm: None. Pity.
• Guy's Pop: Sascha blasts a considerable amount of semen onto Candace's chest as she jiggles her breasts. She continues to jiggle those boobs as Sascha's spasms recede. Then, she coyly waves good-bye to us.

Scene Four

Scene Four Overview: Scene Four is a conventional all-vaginal boy/girl scene featuring Mark Wood and Emily George. The scene is set indoors in a living room atop a coffee table.

• Commentary: Emily is an unconventional-looking porn star who I find to be very attractive. Her scene with Mark is quite good...a nice chemistry develops between them as their bodies synchronize their movements to insure the greatest possible pleasure. I am disappointed in Emily's somewhat mechanical moans and groans during sex and how she doesn't cum. On the plus side, I nearly cheered when she swallowed Mark's load.
• Rating: Four stars.
• Girl (Emily George): I really like Emily's body. It's so different than that owned by the usual porn star! Emily is a girl-next-door type...I don't think she would really attract undue attention with her clothes on. However, once those pesky clothes are shed, she definitely is memorable. To begin with, she has brunette hair and brown eyes. Her face is attractive, yet not particularly compelling. Her breasts are large, all natural, soft, jelly-filled-like, and womanly. She has a plump, meaty, jiggly, and shapely ass and a bald-shaven pussy. She sports numerous eye-catching and intricate tattoos (around her navel and south, back, left hip, and shoulder) and a pierced tongue. And, she has shapely and long legs, pretty pedicured feet, and nicely manicured fingers. What I like most about Emily, however, is her belly. It's certainly not flat, because she's not a typical anorexic porn star with hugely inflated tits. No, she's a voluptuous woman with a soft and inviting belly. Emily knows she's got it going on...so, instead of trying to minimize her belly, she had a large and intricate tattoo inked on it. It's fucking gorgeous. Yes, I will continue to like hard-bodied girls, too. But, once in a while it's nice to have something soft to worship!
• Guy (Mark Wood): See my description in Scene One.
• Scene Setup: The camera pans up and down Emily George's womanly--yet still dressed--curves as she squeezes her boobs and introduces them to us. "Bet you wanna see these big titties, don't you?" Hell yes, girl. Strip. Now! She follows through by unhooking her bra and letting her soft, big, and all-natural boobs tumble out. Then, she squeezes her pink nipples until they're hard and erect. As Emily continues to teas us, she squeezes, jiggles, licks, and suckles her very attractive boobs. In due course, she opens a bottle of baby oil, dribbles it all over her gooseflesh-covered breasts, and rubs it in: "Bet you wish you could rub the oil all over my titties, don't you?" Yep. By this time, all the squeezing has caused her nipples to grow hard and erect. Eventually, Emily uses a bulbous and long toy to fuck her well-lubricated tits. And, she sucks the toy, too.
• Foreplay: Mark, already naked with an achingly-hard erection, approaches Emily from the side and presents her his rod. She strokes it briefly with her pretty manicured fingers before taking it into her mouth to give him a very sweet, extremely effective, and spit-lubricated blowjob. Soon Mark, attracted by Emily's slippery and oily titties, slides his rod between them for a little titty fucking (she squeezes her flesh around his rod for maximum grip). He also uses his rod to slap her hard nipples. And, he suckles her nipples, too. Foreplay continues with a bit more fellatio before they move on to sex.
• Penetrations: Vaginal.
• Positions: Emily and Mark please each other in six positions: 1) missionary; 2) cowgirl; 3) reverse cowgirl; 4) kneeling doggie; 5) missionary part two; and 6) kneeling doggie part two.
• Girl's Demeanor: I have mixed feelings about Emily's demeanor. On the positive side, she sure enjoys fucking and getting fucked! And, I like her nasty vocabulary: "Yeah, smack these titties with that hard dick," "I love being titty fucked," "That dick feels so fuckin' good. Oh, fuck YEAH," and "You like this pussy, don't you?" However, Emily's moans and groans seem a bit mechanical and contrived to me. She chants "Oh, yeah," over and over again...almost like a looping recording. I wish her sounds were more spontaneous.
• Scene Highlights: As is often the case, I enjoyed reverse cowgirl the most in this scene. Emily really looks good...especially her jiggling soft belly and big breasts...as she fucks the shit out of Mark in reverse. Emily also takes control of the in-on-out action in cowgirl and even in doggie! Emily's tits are always the center of attention: she and Mark slap and squeeze them, Marks fucks them after almost every position, and, of course, they bounce delightfully in response to their the couple's fucking motions. Speaking of fucking motions, Emily's are very erotic, especially in cowgirl. I also enjoyed how Emily takes time between each position to suck her juices off of Mark's cock. I also liked the volume of juice that drips from her pussy, especially during missionary, cowgirl, and doggie. I also have to admit that I think Emily and Mark develop a great chemistry--in particular, they fuck each other very well. Finally, I like the way Mark takes time to fuck Emily's ass cleavage.
• Girl's Orgasm: None.
• Guy's Pop: While Emily frantically jacks her clit, Mark strokes his cock (and lets her suck it) until he's ready to pop. When he explodes, he blasts her face and tongue with a colossal load of his semen. She then sucks him dry and swallows. As the scene fades out, Emily, with her face splattered with sperm, kneads her soft and womanly breasts while looking directly into our eyes.

Scene Five

Scene Five Overview: Beyond "watch it," I'm not going to tell you much about this five-star all-vaginal boy/girl scene featuring Gianna and Mr. Pete. It's absolutely extraordinary because of two reasons. First, the scenario is very creative and certainly way different than you'll see in most gonzo/all sex porn flicks. Gianna, playing a scantily-clad bride, carries Mr. Pete, dressed as a groom in a white tuxedo, into their house and has her way with him! Gianna, you can have your way with me any time! Not only is the scenario inventive, but so is the sex itself...especially its intensity. The second reason to watch this scene is Gianna herself. I truthfully believe that she is one of the best sex performers ever. Her moves are absolutely incendiary, her enthusiasm and joyfulness during sex are contagious, her orgasms are strong and frequent, and her body...well, those of us who love voluptuous big-breasted women will never find anybody better! You owe it to yourself to watch this scene. For my part, I've already put Gianna on my list of potential winners for my 2008 Must-See Girls award. I've also put her on my list of nominees for the X-Rated Critic's Organization (XRCO) 2008 Best Female Performer list, and I'm putting this scene on my list of nominees for the XRCO's 2008 Best Couple award. I've never seen a "bad" Gianna scene and I don't think you can go wrong watching her! Now, please excuse me while I watch this fantastic scene again.

DVD Perspectives

Video (technical): The 4:3 video is sub par. In particular, a great deal of the video is too dark--there was too little light in the room when the video was captured. Scene Three is especially bad, since its star, Candace Von, is a dark-skinned African American. There are times when her dark-chocolate body and the background merge together! At other times, the lack of light results in a grainy-looking image. Let me give the videographer a quick lesson...video cameras are photographic instruments...thus, they "write" (graph) with "light" (photo). You need to have an abundance of properly color-balanced light when you capture video! Do NOT rely on the "automatic" exposure function of your video camera to compensate for low-light circumstances...the camera will compensate by opening and closing the lens as the camera is pointed to lighter or darker images. For example, poor Candace is, within seconds, way too dark or just right depending on where the camera was pointed. This type of videography is amateurish at best! Low light levels also resulted in a grainy-looking appearance to the footage in Scene Four. The video in Scenes One and Five is OK. However, there are too many dark shadows in Scene Two. Learn how to use your camera and lights to capture quality video! Another negative aspect of the video is an annoying band of flashing white "noise" that appears at the top of the screen when the video is played. On the plus side, the camera operator didn't move too much or jerk the camera from one oblique angle to another while capturing what we want to see. And, the editing is quite acceptable...there are only a few hard edits that give me the impression that I missed something. Two stars.

Audio (technical): There is no dialog to speak of, only moans of sexual bliss--and those sweet sounds of sex are always audible and of an appropriate volume. The girls often provide monologues during the scene set-ups. The audio level--and clarity--of these monologues is right on...every nasty and suggestive word is crystal clear. Four stars.

Extras: In addition to interactive menus, you'll find a full-motion chapter selector that allows you to pick your girl and jump to oral, sex, or cumshot. The DVD also contains a 33-minute behind the scenes featurette that consists of lots of quite revealing impromptu interviews (Candace talks about fucking guys up the ass with a strap-on and you're going to love Gianna's bubbly personality!). You'll also see the girls show off their outfits for the director (so he can choose what she's going to wear during the scene). And, you'll learn that Alexia is a published poet and fantasy author and that Emily George was in the army! Fleshing-out the Extras are a two-minute self-running slide show and a two-minute cumshot recap feature. This selection of Extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.

Production Values: The visual production values are above average for a gonzo/all-sex release. I like the nice-looking location(s) used as settings for the sex. I also like the fact that the director resisted the urge to have all the sex occur on the all-too-common couch. Instead, carpets, coffee tables, comfy beds, and bathtubs were used as platforms for sex. That's refreshing after seeing movie after movie in which all the scenes take place atop the ubiquitous living room couch. I also like the girls' outfits...especially Gianna's "bride's" outfit in Scene Five. Noteworthy, too, is Jayden James' attire in Scene One and Candace Von's bright and captivating underwear and robe in Scene Three. A little music accompanies some of the scene setups. However, the music does not become an integral part of the sex scenes. So, no credit for music. Four stars.

Final Thoughts 

Recap
Average sex rating: 4.20
Average video rating: 2.00
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 4.00
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 3.84

Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)