The Movie:

Big Pretty Titties features a few notable busty talents in straight ahead gonzo tit fetish porn. No plot, no real running theme at all, just busty ladies getting boned. How's it fair? Decidedly unremarkably, to be honest. It's not that it's bad, it's just that it's all fairly average. Here's the play by play:

Chapter 1 – Jayden James And Mark Wood: Jayden starts her scene by strutting at the top of a staircase. She rubs some oil on her knockers and rubs them against the glass, then moves into the room where Mark is on the bed. He sucks on her tits and she blows him and then gets down on all fours so he can eat her from behind. He fucks her missionary style and then she gets on top of him and rides him cowgirl style. She gets on her side and he spoon fucks her and then she gives him head again before riding him reverse cowgirl style. She gets on her back and he puts his wang between her tits and fucks her that way before jerking off onto her tits and ending the scene.

Chapter 2 – Alexia Milano And Mark Wood: Alexia is bound to a chair with a ball gag in her mouth, sporting some nipple clamps. Mark comes in and takes the clamps off and sucks her tits then takes the ball gag out and puts his cock in her mouth. He lies on the couch and she rides him cowgirl style, then she gets on her back and he pounds her pussy missionary style. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and rubs her clit, then she gets on all fours so he can fuck her doggy style. She turns around and sucks his dick and then he fucks her from behind again. He titty fucks her then spoons her, and then he pulls out and shoots his load on her tits.

Chapter 3 – Candace Von And Sascha: Candace strips for us and shows off her tits and ass. She climbs in a tub and pours milk on her tits and then puts her robe on and does a strip tease on the staircase. Sascha comes in and titty fucks her and gets his head licked and sucked and then she rides him reverse cowgirl style. They spoon fuck, she gives him head, and then she rides him cowgirl style. She blows him again and then he fucks her doggy style, then she blows him again and he fucks her missionary style. Once he's had enough of that he pulls out and pops onto her rack.

Chapter 4 – Emily George And Lee Stone: Emily shows off her body and then lubes up her tits with some oil. She titty fucks a dildo and then Lee comes into the room and she gives him head. She sucks him and titty fucks him and then gets on her back so he can have her missionary style before going back to more oral and titty fucking. She rides him cowgirl style, breaks to suck him off, then rides him reverse cowgirl style while he rubs her clit. After that she blows him and then gets fucked doggy style. She blows him and fingers herself then gets on her back for more missionary style action, and then they go back to doggy style. She gets on her knees and fingers herself while she sucks him, then he strokes off onto her tits and her mouth.

Chapter 5 – Gianna Michaels And Mr. Pete: Dressed in wedding attire, these two come into the room and she takes her top off and gives him a lap dance. They sixty-nine for a bit and then he stands up and she goes down on him, stopping to titty fuck him every now and again before laying her on her side and spoon fucking her. He fucks her missionary style and then they switch it up to doggy style after which she rides him reverse cowgirl style. He eats her out and then rubs her pussy then fucks her missionary style again. They go at it doggy style one last time and then missionary before he pulls out and she strokes him off into her mouth.

Everything about this production is standard. There's nothing remarkable to write about, nor is there anything horrible to write about. The camera work is basic and the sex is routine if well shot and well performed. The girls look good and are dolled up nicely but again, there's nothing that really makes this one stand out from the heard all that much. Big tit aficionados will enjoy it as it caters to their specific kink.

The DVD

Video:

Big Pretty Titties hits DVD in a fair 1.33.1 fullfrmae transfer. There are some compression artifacts present in the darker scenes but aside from that the picture stays fairly clear. Flesh tones look good, and there's a decent level of both foreground and background detail in the picture.

Sound:

The English language Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track isn't bad. The moans and groans come through loud and clear as does the little dialogue that the feature contains. The music is a bit loud in spots, on the menu in particular, but aside from that there isn't anything to complain about here, the DVD sounds just fine.

Extras:

The main extra feature on this disc is a behind the scenes featurette that runs for just a few seconds under thirty-three minutes. Each of the five female performers is interviewed, we get to see them get into wardrobe and make up and learn about what they like to do in the business and some basic biographical information about each one of them. There's no hardcore or on set footage here, really.

Aside from that, there's a still gallery or hardcore promo shots, a pop-shot selection menu, chapter selection, and animated menus.

Final Thoughts:

Big tit fans are encouraged to give Big Pretty Titties a look, probably by way of a rental rather than a blind buy. The girls all look pretty good here and the sex is decent but it's really a fairly average production, no better and no worse than other big tit videos.