Overview:
I thought they
were kidding about the 69 scenes thing. They weren't. Each scene is an
extremely abbreviated version of a scene from some other Vivid
production. On average, the scenes last 6.4 minutes each. As you might
imagine, foreplay is minimal and pop shots are religiously included.

Special Features:
Previews and a commercial for Vivid products. The inside of the case
mentions "Bonus Scenes," but I can't find any. Thankfully.

Audio/Video Quality:
Obviously, video quality varies greatly, from very '90s-looking scenes
to well-lit, modern-looking scenes. Both 4:3 and 16:9 resolutions are
represented here, which means the 16:9 scenes are annoyingly
letterboxed. Audio quality varies too much to be pinned down, but you
can be sure to find some glaringly bad audio editing in some of these
scenes. And in case that wasn't enough, the audio on the last 25 scenes
is several seconds off.

I'm not kidding.

DISC ONE

Scene 1: Tory Lane, Jay Huntington, Harley

Tory
sucks on the two cocks she's given like a pro, then they quickly move
on to fucking her. There's some anal, some DP, and some fingering. Then
both guys shoot glue -- I mean come -- onto her face.

Scene 2: Mae Victoria, Justin Magnum, Steven St. Croix

Steven
St. Croix is dressed in baby attire, which is then transferred to Mae.
Justin fucks Mae while Mae sucks Steven's cock. Then one of the guys
fucks Mae in the ass while she sucks the other guy's cock (seriously, I
can't tell). Mae's overly-make-upped face and forced "gah"s are
annoying. Steven comes on her ass. This scene has the feel of a
homemade sex tape. Not good, and I like Steven St. Croix.

Scene 3: Daphne Rosen, Flower Tucci, Jay Huntington

In
a bathroom, Flower pees/squirts in a urinal. Meanwhile, Daphne's tits
freak me out. Then Daphne and Flower joyfully share Jay's cock. Then Jay fucks Daphne while Flower
squats on the toilet, rubbing her pussy until she squirts. Jay fucks
Flower in the ass. He comes on their faces.

Scene 4: Lacie Heart, Ben English, Jerry

Outside
on a white sheet, Lacie's pussy and mouth are simultaneously filled
with cock. The guys come on her face and she foams it back up. This is a
decent scene, but only because of the setting and Lacie's cuteness.

Still, I didn't want to see the rest of it.

Scene 5: TJ Hart, Eric Masterson, Tommy Gunn

The
guys are dressed like gangsters and there is dumb music playing the
whole time. How can I take this seriously? It's too lame. Anyway, most
of it is DP and moaning drowned out by the music.

Scene 6: Heidi Mayne, Nick Manning, Nautica Thorn *

Heidi
finds a "sex tape" (a.k.a. porn scene) of Nautica and Nick fucking and
starts masturbating to it. Obviously, Nautica and Nick walk in on her,
and a threesome ensues. Nick's growls are a little intense, but the
fucking is hard and passionate, and I wanted to see more.

Scene 7: Lanny Barby, Jay Huntington, Jay Lassiter

The
music in this scene sounds like it should be in a detective movie; it's
really distracting.  The guys tend to take turns with Lanny in this
scene, putting her in that horribly uncomfortable looking position
where her head is on the bed/floor and her ass is in the air. I hate
that damn position. This is an average scene, for sure.

Scene 8: Amber Peach, Monique Alexander, Mr. Marcus *

Amber and Monique take turns sucking Mr. Marcus's cock. There is
a blip of pussy licking, but unfortunately the editing moves us
straight to the fucking. Mostly, Mr. Marcus is on a chair and Amber
rides him. She's a bit off the wall with her moaning, but I can deal
with it. Maybe it's because I just love Mr. Marcus, but I enjoyed this
scene.

Scene 9: Flower Tucci, Hillary Scott, Jay Huntington *

Flower commands Hillary
to suck on Jay's cock. Then Flower rides Jay, squirting several times,
while Hillary watches, talks dirty, and rubs her pussy. Then we cut to
Jay going back and forth between the two girls. I'm not a big Flower
fan, but the squirting was hot  and abundant and the scene was interesting.

Scene 10: Ashley Blue, Hollie Stevens, Mason Storm

Is this from the '90s? Something about the hairstyles and
bedroom look very '90s to me. But I have a feeling it's just supposed
to look "innocent" or something. They stick to fucking each other with
toys, of course. As the first all-girl scene so far, I'm not
impressed.  Why this scene? The forced lesbianism vibe is obvious, here.

Scene 11: Havana Ginger, Kimberly Franklin, Sascha

Okay, the lighting in
this scene rocks. Since I am a nerd, that's the first thing I noticed.
Havana is sucking Sascha's cock and Kimberly is over in another area
rubbing her sexy pussy. But they reunite after not long, so Sascha can
fuck the girls on the bed. Fake boobs galore. Sadly average.

Scene 12: Naomi, Marcos Leon, Tommy Gunn

Wow, these guys look like sleazeballs. Naomi takes their cocks like a total champ. The
cumshot is pretty hot -- they really paint it over her face. But I

didn't want more.

Scene 13: Ashley Long, Briana Banks, Stephanie Swift

Overpowering music, bad quality of video, fake-ass moaning, and WIGS. No, this is not good.

Scene 14: Michelle Lay, Shyla Stylez, Stormy

A
lesbian pool scene. Two total creepster guys are sitting beside a pool
watching the girls. Cut to Shyla using two toys on the other girls,
fucking them quickly with them, looking completely bored. Then Michelle
and Shyla share a double-ended dildo while Stormy fucks herself with a
vibrator in the background. Really not very exciting.

Scene 15: Vanessa Lane, Trent Tesoro, Van Damage

I
don't know what on earth this scene is from, but they are in a bedroom
with a bunch of dolls hanging from the ceiling. Talk about creepy?
Lighting in this scene ranges from weak to overpowering, and the sound
is really fucked up. I hear things that aren't happening on screen.

Scene 16: Naomi, Daisy Marie, Sunny Leone

Decent lesbian scene I suppose, but the music is really annoying.

Scene 17: Nikki Nievez, Jack Venice, Tony T.

THE MUSIC. IT BURNS.

Scene 18: Kimberly Kane, Peter Shaft, Seth Dickens *

God,
Kimberly Kane is so hot. I'm probably really biased since I love her,
but this scene was very sexy. Admittedly, I do really like that one
guy's jeweled collar, but Kimberly totally stole the show with her
intense blowjobs and excitement while getting fucked.

Scene 19: Janine, Daisy Chain, Keri Windsor

Yet another lesbian scene that sucks, backed by piano music that actually sounds sad.

Scene 20: Kaylani Lei, Mimi Miyagi, Minka

Who
taught Minka how to eat pussy? They should be shot. Who decided that
vaguely-Asian music needed to be in the background? They should be shot.

Scene 21: Angela Stone, Aurora Snow, Jack Lawrence*

I think I'm developing a squirting fetish...

Scene 22: Lola, Dasha, Taylor Hayes

Scene 23: April, Raylene, Ava Vincent

Scene 24: Angela Stone, Poppy Morgan, Nick Manning

Scene 25: Joey, Stefani Morgan, Kurt Lockwood *

I
really, really don't like blondes, but I do like Kurt Lockwood, and for
the most part, everyone seems genuinely into the scene.

Scene 26: Carmella Bing, Cassie Young, Nick Manning

Scene 27: Devon, Ryan Connor, Tanya Danielle

Scene 28: Dee, Jenna Jameson, Nicole Sheridan

Scene 29: Julie Night, Evan Stone, Marco Banderas

Scene 30: Dasha, Jean Val Jean, Scott Nails

Scene 31: Lexie Marie, Jean Val Jean, Tommy Gunn

Scene 32: Jada Fire, Kayden Kross, Tommy Gunn *

In
a lingerie/adult shop, Kayden is "talked into" performing in the scene.
That doesn't really matter, though, because Jada's the real star here.
And man, she looks amazing riding Tommy's cock.  Annoyingly, there are
some audio issues in this scene, like a moment of loud static. Oh well,
I guess...

Scene 33: Chloe Dior, Marcus London, Nick Manning

Scene 34: Lezley Zen, Natalie Woods, Tanya James

DISC TWO

Scene 35: Maria Bellucci, Brian Surewood, Evan Stone

Scene 36: Brea Lynn, Vanilla Skye, Sascha

Scene 37: Denice K., Misty Magenta, Derrick Pierce *

God,
I love how Derrick Pierce licks pussy. And how he looks when he's
licking pussy. I don't even care that the sex is a bit boring in this
scene; I want to see the full version to watch Derrick eat pussy.

Scene 38: Trina Michaels, Marcos Leon, Jerry

Scene 39: Kimberly Kane, Veronica Jett, Barry Scott *

As
I've mentioned, I love Kimberly Kane. Maybe that is why I buy her "this
is my boyfriend and we are in Reno and we just bought a whore" spiel.
In any case, this scene is hot as hell. Both girls are really willing
to go the distance.

Scene 40: April, Faith Adams, Sunrise Adams

Scene 41: Audrey Bitoni, Carolyn Reese, Monique Alexander

Scene 42: Tia Tanaka, Roxy Deville, Pascal St. James

Scene 43: Celeste Star, Lacie Heart, Lisa Daniels *

This
is a tentative asterisk, because this scene really isn't anything
awesome, but it's better than most of the other lesbian scenes in this
collection. Yet again, there are audio issues. I'm hearing extra
moaning when the girls aren't moaning.

Scene 44: Sammie Rhodes, Kimberly Kane, Savanna Samson

Scene 45: Lanny Barby, Austin Kincaid, Charles Dera

The
audio is completely out of sync here. And don't think it's ever going
to sync up again -- the rest of the scenes are all out of sync too.

Scene 46: Stefani Morgan, Franko Del Torro, Rod Fontana

Scene 47: Penny Flame, Sunrise Adams, Mike Striker *

I'm
about to throw this DVD against a wall with anger at the blatant
out-of-syncness, but I must persevere. I'm not a fan of the whole "I'm
a doctor and now I'm going to check you out whether you like it or not"
thing, but this scene is hot thanks to Penny Flame's amazing dirty talk.

Scene 48: Karina, Tawny Roberts, Victoria Swinger

Scene 49: Kimberly Kane, Britney Stevens, Evan Stone *

Britney
Stevens gives Evan a killer blowjob, then he fucks each of them. The
music is obnoxious, but I can stand it for this group of performers.

Scene 50: Barbara Summer, Trent Tesoro, Jerry

Scene 51: Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Tommy Gunn

Scene 52: Briana Banks, Tommy Gunn, Talon

Scene 53: Nadia Styles, Barry Scott, Jerry

Scene 54: Sunny Leone, Monique Alexander, Matt Erickson

Scene 55: Riley Shy, Roxy Deville, Christian *

 

The
girls playfully share Christian's cock, then there's some pussy
licking, and the girls are piled on each other for Christian to fuck.
I'm not very impressed with Riley, but Roxy is my favorite pornstar of
all time, so hell yes.

Scene 56: Nicole Sheridan, Kris Slater, Voodoo

Scene 57: Sasha Knox, Marco Banderas, Jerry

Scene 58: Mary Jane, Melissa Lauren, Trina Michaels

Scene 59: Lacey Love, Lyndsey Love, Jack Lawrence

Scene 60: Tawny Roberts, Chris Cannon, Rick Patrick

Scene 61: Felicia Fox, Lana Moore, Taya

Scene 62: Ariana Jollee, Holly Hollywood, Kelle Marie

Scene 63: Dasha, Kira Kener, Mercedez

Scene 64: April Blossom, Savanna Samson, James Deen *

Scene 65: Kayden Kross, Savanah Stern, Steven St. Croix

Scene 66: Monica Sweetheart, Chris Charming, Ben English

Scene 67: Hillary Scott, Sammie Rhodes, Savanna Samson

Scene 68: Briana Banks, Cheyenne Silver, Taylor Hayes

Scene 69: Tory Lane, Brooke Banner, Derrick Pierce

Summary:
Star 69 plays like an endless infomercial. The fact that the scenes are
heavily edited is both a blessing and a curse. Ultimately, I only liked
14 of the scenes enough to want to see them in their entirety, and that
is not a very impressive number.
Before I came to scene 45, I was going to rate this with a "Rent It."
However, why would I suggest you rent something in which the audio is
horribly out of sync for TWENTY FIVE scenes? (Can you tell I'm
irritated by this?) Whenever I wanted to be depressed, I
counted the span of time between a particular sound and its on-screen
occurrence. I counted, at various instances, between 3 and 5 seconds of
lag. This is not a minor mistake; it's a huge one.

I was also greatly irritated by the sheer number of scenes that were
overpowered by music. I honestly wonder if they added music to some of
the scenes, because it seemed like all of them had it. And it was
always bad. And sometimes it was far too loud.

Star 69: Threesomes is nowhere near good enough to warrant multiple viewings. It's not even good enough for one viewing. Please skip it, and perhaps seek out one of these scenes on its original DVD instead.