Sorority Spy 3
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Release date:
March 16, 2005 -
Runtime:
2h 26m -
Cast:
Mimi|Jackie|Nicol|Viktoria
Genre:
Girl / Girl
Directed by:
Max Poppinwood and Alicia Silver
Feature Length:
143 mins.
Date of Production:
11/04
Review:
The Sorority Spy series gives us a naughty glimpse into the hot lesbian action that goes on at colleges across the country. Well, that's what they want us to believe anyway. Still, hot naked college chicks rubbin' their boobs against each other... hard to screw that up.
The title card for the first scene tells us we'll be seeing Julie, Victoria, Angie, Maggie, Rene, and Annette. Don't ask me to identify any of 'em. The six scantily clad "sorority" gals are in someone's living room playing spin the bottle.
The first girl who receives the pointy end of the bottle (no, not that way... not yet anyway) gets up and does a little stripper dance and then whips out her tits. I'll allow it. Second spin produces more dancing and more boobage. This continues until all the girls are naked, and some champagne makes its way into the scene. Later, two of the girls leave and then return with a birthday cake. Icing gets smeared all over everyone.
The anticipation is killing me at this point, until I look down at the time and see that this has been going on for over an HOUR. That's when it hits me that there's going to be no payoff to this. At that point, just everyone pairing off for some make out sessions would have done the trick. And I'm right, no payoff.
There was lots of bumping, griding and groping, a few seconds of kissing here and there too. But no real sex, and I am so disappointed. Six hot naked girls all chummy with one another and good to go, and nothing comes of it.
The camera is on a tripod for the majority of this scene with only two or three cuts in the whole hour. The audio is really ridiculous as it is nothing more than "a party atmosphere" about 90 seconds long looped over and over and piped in under the annoying music track. You don't get to hear much of anything from the actual girls in the scene, and that's a shame. (The issue seems to be that they're listening to a stereo, so most likely they're listening to music that you couldn't clear for porn). Also, three times during this segment, the audio goes out completely for nearly a minute each time.
Our second scene features Nicole, Hannah, Kristina and Erica. Two of them are complaining about the heat and then get into the tub to cool each other off. After a quick wash with some Dial liquid soap, the other two girls arrive to get scrubbed too. Eventually they pair off and get to the hot sexy business that was left out of the previous scene. Lots of pussy licking and some quality kissing here. Still not as hardcore as I'd like, but 100% more intense than that cocktease of the first scene.
The camera starts out on that damn tripod again for this scene, but finally someone picks it up for some closeups. Also, you can hear the studio photographer taking about a million pictures just off camera.
Our third scene is also in a tub, this time with Nicole, Judy and Vicky. None of them speak much English, but they're hot and wet, so they get a pass. This scene is much more intimate than the gigglefest that was the last scene. Not to put down the last scene mind you, this just has more passion behind it. A short scene, compared to the first two, but effective.
Jamie, Nicky, and Jessica are already going at it as scene four begins. The scene is a little weak but again, the chicks are smokin'. There's a Euro vibe going on here though, which doesn't really gel with the production unless they're all exchange students.
Jackie, Mimi and Angela are the last three girls, and I wish this thing better identified them because I'm absolutely in LOVE with one of 'em. She's the girl on the far right of the cover and the main menu, if you're curious. Probably the most sexually intense scene on the disc, although again, it has that Euro factor.
Audio/Video:
The problems I had with either the audio or video of this full frame production have already been detailed above.
Extras:
A "bonus striptease" is the main extra, but it's nothing that thrilling. There's also a series promo.
Concluding Words:
I'm torn on this one. Some of the scenes are a let down in terms of content, but then again, the girls are definitely hot. Considering I've watched this twice now, I'm going to have to give it a Recommended. Just be aware that no matter how hot that first hour long scene gets you, there's absolutely no payoff.