GENRE: MILFs, Handjobs

DIRECTOR: Uncredited

STUDIO/PRODUCER: Forbidden Fruits Films

MSRP: $21.99

LENGTH: 1 hr 43 mins

DATE OF PRODUCTION: 2013

AUDIO/VIDEO: Regardless of the front cover claim this dvd is anything but HD in quality. The visuals which seem to be ripped from older scene productions, and website videos are standard definition at best. The sound which is often times an up & down roller coaster ride of volume is definitely some of the worst quality sound management I've ever heard. Things like the simple main menu, and unprofessionally edited dvd construction really gives the impression that the studio was looking to make an extra buck with little effort.

CAST: Amanda Brandt, Brianna Beach, Jodi West, Kennedy Leigh, Sadie Michaels, Tara Holiday, Cory Chase & Alexis Diamonds

CONDOMS: None

OVERVIEW

Hot MILF Handjobs #2 is basically a slapped together collection of scenes from previous "Hot Milf Handjob" video productions including a slight mixture of 'JodiWest.com" website footage. Jodi West who is obviously the main female star, and focal point of the scene collection appears in at least 90% of the scenes that are shown. Her skit based approach has a nonsensical mannerism about it that is so over-the-top in nature that it makes the roleplaying presentation neither humorous, nor sexy. While I could easily go over each of the 15 scenes, and give a breakdown of each their 5 - 10 minute orientation really negates the purpose of doing so. I will however go over the highlights of the scenes I watched in order to give you a proper idea as to what the dvd entails ...

SYNOPSIS

Fifteen scenes, and 4-5 bonus scenes seems like a good deal, right? Guess again. When you factor in the near two hour time span, and divide that said time span 15 ways there's not really that much that goes into each scene. Sure the cast which consists of sexy, and not-so-sexy MILFs have their occasional "moments", but all it really amounts to is horny as hell mature women jerking the fool out of younger men's cocks while dominating them. If the roleplay delivery wasn't so unusual the scenes might have faired better content-wise, but such is not the case with "Hot MILF Handjobs #2". Take the first scene, for example. In scene number one we have a step-father who is being bothered by his wife, and step-daughter for money to go out to a movie. The step-father, who acts like he's dumber than a box of rocks sits slumped down on the sofa, complaining about his hard earned cash, and the fact that he's trying to watch "Shark Week" on the television. Getting fed up with his ignorance the two ladies shove their hands into his short's pockets digging desperately for cash only to find a little over two dollars. During their search they also notice this uninterested man has a boner. Yes, that's right. This poor bastard has a hard on. Even with them acknowledging it though the guy remains uninterested. Regardless of his efforts to avoid paying up his wife, and step-daughter the terrible twosome aims to get money out of him one way, or the other.

As you've probably guessed the two women folk pull the man's pants down to his ankles, and begin jerking him off. For some reason, or another they assume by doing so he will give in, and pay up. The guy however acts as if he's being raped, and tries his hardest to speak out against the assault only to have his words silenced by a hand covering his mouth. This is definitely one of those "WTF!?" moments where you wonder where logic flew off too. How in the hell is giving a guy a handjob gonna get him to fork over cash for a movie!? Needless to say the two ladies, both young, and old finish the job without ever getting their desired payout. They only end up getting sticky hands. Thus ending scene numero uno.

While the first scene definitely scored a place in porno lunacy it's not the only fucked up scene you'll find on this dvd. Other scenes on the single disc collection include situations involving drugged men, bound men, manipulated step-sons, and manipulated workers who are forced to endure sexually oriented hand massages. These awkwardly presented jerk, and tug sessions come complete with applied technique, and consistent lube application by motherly masters who have honed their hanjob skills over the years. I guess loneliness, and horniness go hand-in-hand so to speak. Speaking of motherly massages one scene in particular caught me off guard with it's unusual skit. The scene I speak of involved a daughter who was wronged by her boyfriend. Apparently the boyfriend had been spreading rumors to friends, and family behind the daughters back. After a one-on-one conversation with mommy (Jodi West) regarding the misdeeds the mother put into play a plan to payback her daughter's boyfriend. This plan included an invitation, a drugged drink, and bound hanjob torture compliments of the mother, and daughter.

I'm not sure what their point was in tying the boyfriend to a chair, and jerking him off, but it was demented as fuck. The daughter rambled on at the boyfriend through the bag on his head about how he had run his mouth about her, and how she was getting revenge by letting her mother jerk him off. It was stupid. For lack of a better word it was "STUPID". I couldn't find anything sexy about it. The skit was so far out there that it was wholly distracting. Of course this is just one of several other scenes that go off the deep end with pure femdom worship. Another example lies with a highschool/college sex education teacher who is tired of the students not listening, or paying attention to her sexually explicit drawings regarding the penis. To gain the student body's full attention she summons one lucky young lad to the front for a hands on demonstration in erection, and ejaculation. Like a proper sex ed teacher (sarcasm intended) this blonde haired MILF unzips her male student's pants, releases his pecker, and begins her penis tutorial via a full-on hanjob. At one point she even pops her breasts out of her blouse for added arousal effect. Needless to say the sex ed teacher jerks the young man off to the point of coming, and looses his load all over her busty chest. Thus ending another "WTF!?" moment. I will admit though that this "WTF!?" moment was a lot more sexy than the drug induced shenanigans of "Jodi West".

On the plus side of things there were a few good scenes worth mentioning. One scene which had a business woman making her niece apply a handjob for a legal matter (namely a sexual harassment claim against the company) was sexy in that it wasn't a MILF who was performing the tug, and jerk session. It kept things interesting by having the MILF (Jodi West) as an observer, and commentator on the deed that was taking place. The added fact that the niece looked super sexy really fueled the flame, if you know what I mean? Aside from the naughty office activities there was also a shower scene involving two of the MILFs, and a girl who had previously play a role as a student. The three ladies were gleefully enjoying each other's company in a large open shower when a guy walks up to them in the nude asking if he can join. Of course the horny cougars, and the lonely kitten do not deny the man entrance, and invite him to join in on the action. All three of the ladies take turns about soaping up the man's cock, and applying their own handjob techniques to make him spend his load. It was a hot scene in it's own way, and was definitely a departure from the previous porn insanity.

The last scene I enjoyed (which was an extra) had a somewhat taboo nature about it in that the step-son involved had gotten a boner from the sight of his step-mother. After joining his step-mother, and lady friend for a chat about his naughty spying the lady friend bluntly pulls the grown male close to her, unzips his pants, and begins tugging at his cock right there in front of his step-mother. The step-mother seems shocked at first, but slowly shows signs of enjoying the act before her. While she never really participates in the would-be taboo deed she does cup her step-son's balls at one point. In the end after the shocking sex act had run it's course the man's load erupts all over the lady friend's (Jodi West's) face, and chest. He is then sent on his way, and told never to spy on his step-mother again. The step-mother of course still looks a bit shocked about what just happened, and struggles to grasp the words for her expression.

All in all you'll find a mixture of motherly madness, and manipulated men in this fifteen scene collection that's all about hanjobs from MILFs. Some things are sexy, while some things will obviously leave you wondering "WTF!?" it is that you just saw.

EXTRAS

BONUS SCENES:

This particular extra is a lot like the 15 scene compilation before it. The several scenes included are all ripped from previous "Hot MILF Handjob" dvds, and offer little that likely hasn't already been seen. Included in the mini-compilation you'll find scenes from "Hot MILF Handjobs #1", and "Hot MILF Handjobs!". The scenes themselves are about as fucked up as everything else on this dvd, and will only truly seem sexy to those viewers who like the unusual side of porn.

CONCLUSION

From the deception of video quality to the whacked out compilation of thrown together scenes this dvd definitely falls short of being recommendable. As I said earlier on it's as if the studio manager chose to slap together some old dvd/website footage in a cost efficient way, and call it a new experience. The half-assed scene intros with included onscreen title dialogue that was only partially visible really lessened the already weak visual quality. Having scene credits show up during certain scene intros as well as links to Jodi West's official website also reflected poor editing choices. The actual handjob scenarios that were provided were of the worst sort, for the most part. While there were a few sexy scenes included, and an occasional sexy moment the repetitive cast appearances, and repetitive scenario backdrops really put a damper on the enjoyment to be had. For $21.99 you can definitely find much better MILF dvds out there. I suggest looking for a dvd featuring the lovely Miss India Summer. You will not be disappointed if you do! As for this dvd just "Skip It!!!".

VERDICT: Skip It!!!