Blonde Crack Attack

VCA / Excessive

Genre: Gonzo

Length: 131 Minutes

Director: Various

Date Of Production: 5/31/06

Cast: Katie Morgan, Harmony, Kelly Wells, Missy Monroe, & Lexi Lamour

Special Features: VCA threw a lot of extras on the disc. The best being a bonus striptease, cast interviews, and a behind the scenes featurette. You also get the standard a sideshow, sex talk, and trailers.

Audio/Video Quality: Blonde Crack Attack is presented in a 4:3 full screen format. Overall the video quality was solid with only the most minimal of flaws. There was scarcely any pixilation or edge enhancement – and when there was it was hardly noticeable. The colors were warm and realistic with no cases of bleeding. There was plenty of artificial lighting so shadows were never a concern. The audio is plain ol' 2.0 stereo and sounded adequate.

Scene 1 – Katie Morgan. Katie is a super-hot blonde with a very friendly personality. As the scene begins Kelly leads her man, by the hand, into an empty room. The couple proceeds to give each other some sloppy wet oral. Katie is a master of sucking cock; she easily handled his large meat stick. The then screw in all the typical positions (doggy style, cowgirl, spooning, and missionary) before the climactic ending. Kneeling on the floor, Katie takes a healthy dose of man gravy to the face/chin. A solid opening scene.

Scene 2 - Harmony. The second scene stars another blonde cutie named Harmony. After Harmony and her man talk to the camera, the spend nearly ten minutes giving each other oral. After Harmony delivers a powerful blowjob (plenty of gagging), she gets her shaved pussy licked. With the foreplay over the couple screws in a variety of positions. About half way through the scene Harmony is coaxed into performing some nasty anal action. The scene ends with Harmony taking a fire hose like blast of cum to the face.

Scene 3 – Kelly Wells. As soon as the camera rolls, we see Kelly diving down her partner's pants so she can suck his cock. She proceeds to give him one of the roughest blowjobs I've ever seen. She deep throats, gags, and drools the entire time. You'd think a girl might resent the rough treatment, but Kelly really seems to get off on it. Kelly then bends over and gets violated in the doggy style position. They go on to fuck in a few other positions before Kelly gulps down a huge load of man gravy. There was a lot of chemistry between these actors and it really made for some passionate sex.

Scene 4 – Missy Monroe. To be honest I didn't really find Missy to be all that attractive. Her short hair just didn't do it for me. Despite that Missy gives one hell of a performance, starting with some oral. She easily handled two well-hung guys, often sucking off one while giving the other a handjob. The guys then take control and toss Missy around like a rag doll, fucking her in any position (and any hole) they can find. After her ass and pussy and fucked raw, Missy is rewarded with two shots of nut juice to the face.

Scene 5 – Lexi Lamour. Lexi is another one of those girls that has an unbelievable body, but not the cutest face. After a quick intro Lexi wastes little time before giving her man some head. She showed all the energy and enthusiasm you could hope for – and plenty of eye contact. Lexi takes a vicious pummeling in three positions: missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style. The scene ends with Lexi, still on her knees, taking a cumshot to the ass/back. This was the weakest scene on the disc; the sex felt mechanical.

Final Thoughts: Overall this DVD felt very mediocre. There were some quality scenes (Katie & Kelly), but some of the others were just missing that special "something". It would make for a decent rental, but I wouldn't recommend actually buying it. Rent It.