Genre:
Straight

Feature Length:
156 mins.

Condoms:
None

Production Dates:
12/04

Review:
When softcore partying just isn't

doing it for you anymore...

The concept here appears to be fairly

simple. There's a big party with a

bunch of amateur porn starlets and a

few dopey guys. One dude shows up

with a video camera and wanders

around the party for a while, as

people shout "Woooooooooooo!

Paaaaaaaaaaarty!" and keep making

really out of date references like

"whasssssup" and singing "Who Let the

Dogs Out". One dude is way too

enthusiastic about this party.

Luckily it only takes less than four

minutes to get to some nudity. Lots

of topless dancing for a while, then

full nudity is achieved about 10

minutes later.

Suddenly we cut to some other room

(across the Atlantic, according to

the accents), where two tall blondes

start to grope one another. They get

naked and proceed to vaguely have sex

with each other. 20 minutes later,

we cut back to the party. Weird.

So anyway, one couple at the party

has scurried off to a hallway to make

out. The enthusiastic guy I

mentioned earlier is watching, and

keeps shouting out the most

ridiculous things (like "suck his

dick!" when she's clearly been doing

this for 5 straight minutes). He's

annoying to the point of making me

want to turn the sound off

completely.

After some stairway sex and a pop

shot onto the girl's face, everyone

heads back into the party room. More

generic partying. Then, suddenly,

four girls are going at it on the

couch while everyone else looks on.

This eventually turns on one couple

so much that they head off upstairs

to a bedroom. The scene is getting

rather hot as the girl is giving dude

a decent blowjob, but then that most

annoying man ever barges in to act as

a cheerleader. Finally he leaves,

and dude covers the girl in cum.

Back downstairs now for more harmless

bumping and grinding. Out of

nowhere, most of the girls run

outside, and the party ends, I guess.

There's two parties on this disc

though, so we fade up on party #2

which is a bachelor party. This one

is rather sad... it's more like a

gathering of the guys who didn't get

invited to the first party. Enter

six amateur porn starlets, who really

outclass the room by leaps and

bounds. All the girls take turns

teasing this one dude with their hot

bodies, and then things get

interesting. Someone hands him a

camcorder, and he takes it and one of

the girls with him to a bedroom. We

then see, courtesy of his first

person camcorder view, a decent

blowjob and some titty fucking before

cutting back to the party.

The girls get topless, then we cut

back to the bedroom where the blowjob

is getting much faster. He cums in

her mouth, and then asks her not to

tell his wife. Videotaping it

probably wasn't the best idea then.

Back out to the party now, where the

one chick who we just saw is now

giving a blowjob to another dude.

Then we've got sex going on

everywhere... in chairs, on the

couch, etc. The girl from earlier

takes a huge facial. The cameraman

gets a quick blowjob to end the

party.

Audio/Video:
Average at best. No real complaints

for either, but no heaps of praise

either.

Extras:
A bonus striptease, a preview of

Hardcore Partying 2, and a

slideshow are the only extras. Holy

hell... a slideshow? That's three

extras! Cinemaplay DVDs only come

with two extras. Wow!

Concluding Words:
Semi-hardcore Partying would be a

better title for this one. You'd

think things would just explode into

orgies with all the naked hot chicks

there, but what ends up happening

most of the time is that one couple

will pair off, while everyone else in

the room just watches and dances

around. I'm going to have to give

this one a Skip It rating, as

the sex to running time ratio is just

too low.