MOFOS: Pervs on Patrol.com

MOFOS

Genre:  Gonzo

Condoms:  None

Director:  N/A

Length:  187 Minutes

Date of Production:  12.14.10

Cast:  Jazy Berlin + Bill Bailey, Kortney Kane + Bill Bailey, Halie James + Denis Marti, Lily Lebeau + Alex Gonz, Tiffany Star + Anthony Rosano

Overview:  At this year’s Adult Entertainment Expo, I noticed something interesting at the Jules Jordan booth.  The company was advertising a new line called MOFOS, which carries the slogan, “Every Slut’s First Step!”  The new company is the work of Brazzers and has a helping hand from Jules Jordan.  The MOFOS network is currently compromised of ten websites that specialize in amateur content.  MOFOS makes an attempt at every niche including: MILFs, teens, interracial, gangbangs, voyeurism, and more. The screener I received was for their voyeur site Pervs on Patrol.  The site description of Pervs on Patrol.com is as follows:

A while back, this beautiful girl who lived next door use to always undress with her window opened. This girl had no fucking clue that I was jerking off over her from across the yard. One day I decided to grab my dad's camera and start filming her. It was amazing... until she finally caught me. Fuck, this girl was PISSED!..., but could you fucking believe that once she calmed down she was actually a little turned on by the whole situation,... and what happened next changed my life!

The opening scene begins with Jazy Berlin doing some model work with a photographer.  The camera sits idle as the photographer shoots some still of the curvy blonde.  As Jazy goes to change outfits, the perv behind the camera follows Jazy to her changing room to shoot some voyeur material and eventually gets caught by Jazy.  The dialogue and acting is on the cheesy side, but eventually works in our favor as the two get friendly with one another.  Jazy forgives the aspiring pornographer and gives him a run-of-the mill blowjob.  The two begin to go at it in missionary and film it in POV.  The sex runs a little stale; that’s until Jazy gets on all fours and gets piped in full POV glory.  The sex is average, especially as Jazy looks uninterested and lacks any emotion throughout the scene.  Nevertheless, the scene is worth a watch and ends with a facial.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, POV, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial

Next up is Kortney Kane, who happens to be exercising as she catches her peeping Tom of a neighbor.  The peeping Tom is caught filming the spinner, but Kortney isn’t phased and gives him a blowjob in return.  The knob job leads to Kortney climbing into cowgirl and spreading her legs for our Tom.  Kortney is much more entertaining to watch than the previous scene and genuinely enjoys getting stuffed.  The action is filmed in POV, which always adds intensity between the performers.  Additionally, Kortney is a highly attractive spinner that has a tightly toned body without being overly muscular.  The scene comes to an end with a facial.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, POV, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Facial

The highly potent Halie James is featured in this scene as a house sitter.  The owner is a little upset over stains being left behind on his expensive furniture and as a result, he sets up hidden cameras to catch Miss James.  The camera rolls as Halie plays with herself and our homeowner pleasantly surprises James as she stuffs herself.  Halie talks her way out and offers up a blowjob as an incentive for her bad behavior.  Halie continues to tease us by pulling her panties to the side and showing off her tight box and getting it licked before getting fucked.  The POV action intensifies as Halie takes the pounding on all fours and bounces her ass on the cock.  The scene continues to scorch as Halie is balls deep in reverse cowgirl and giving us the perfect view to her curvy body.  The highly addicting scene ends with a large facial to Halie’s face.

Sex Tags:  Toy Play, Blowjob, Titty Fuck, Pussy Eating, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Facial

Lily Lebeau, a cute and irresistible blonde with a girl next door look is up next.  Our professional voyeur films Lily until he’s caught by the innocent blonde.  Lily does little to convince our cameraman to mess around and within moments is sucking him off.  The sexy coed loses her boyshorts and gets into cowgirl and takes the cock balls deep.  The intimate sex continues to heat up as Lily switches to reverse cowgirl and controls the majority of the sex.  As Lily continues to thrust back and forth, one can easily see Lily enjoy herself and ultimately forget the presence of the camera.  The passionate fucking continues and plays as an amateur sex tape rather than a professional shoot.  The scene never loses its momentum and leaves us wanting more even after Lily’s facial.

Sex Tags:  Blowjob, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Missionary, Facial

The last and final scene stars Tiffany Star, an attractive brunette, who is by herself in a motel room.  Tiffany gets undressed and is down to her pink bra and g-string and plays with herself as our peeping Tom records from the window.  Out of all the previous scenes, this scene is the most realistic of the bunch and most plausible.  Tiffany catches our pervert and invites him for a talk, which leads to a BJ and some POV fun.  Tiffany begins things with some light cowgirl action and flips around into reverse cowgirl.  As Tiffany remains in control, the sex isn’t as rough, but once she’s on all fours and being fucked doggy, the scene continues to elevate.  The sex never slows down and makes for an entertaining scene that is worth repeated viewings.  The scene itself closes with a cumshot to Tiffany’s chest.

Sex Tags:  Tease, Solo Play, Blowjob, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Cumshot

Special Features:  The MOFOS crew skips on the extras and only includes a photo gallery, cumshot recap, a company trailer and spam.

Audio/Video Quality:  Audio is presented in Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (192 Kbps) and is the standard used in gonzo fare.  The audio is free of any artifacts and minimal dialogue is used throughout the feature.  The audio is consistent throughout the five scenes taken from their online catalog.  MOFOS presents Pervs on Patrol in 1.78:1 aspect ratio using the MPEG-2 codec and mastered in 480i resolution.  Video quality varied as some scenes tended to look washed out, while other scenes lacked accurate flesh tones and color detail.

Final Thoughts:  I’ve read reviews comparing MOFOS to industry leaders Bang Bros. and Reality Kings, but MOFOS has yet to reach that level of quality.  In 2011, anyone with a Mac Pro and Final Cut can label themselves as producers, but it takes years to reach the level of industry leaders.  Pervs on Patrol is an impressive collection of scenes, but the company has its work cut out for them.  In an era of free pornography and stingy customers, MOFOS must be prepared to deliver a unique product and Pervs on Patrol happens to head in the right direction.  Recommended