Teen Worship 4
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Release date:
August 31, 2009 -
Runtime:
2h 11m -
Cast:
Kacey Jordan|Gracie Glam|Lexi Diamond|Katie Summers|Kim Capri
Genre: Gonzo
Director: Dr. Feelgood
Must-See Girls in Cast: None.
Length: 02:12
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free sex.
Teen Worship 4 is a conventional five-scene boy/girl movie that features five adorable young women including hotter-than-hell Gracie Glam and cuter-than-cute Lexi Diamond. The movie was directed by female-performer-turned-director Dr. Feelgood (Francesca Le) and features, to its detriment, her husband Mark Wood in three of its five scenes.
Teen Worship 4 includes one scene that earns an "A," two "C" scenes, and two that merit only "F's." That's not a good batting average, if you'd ask me. Even so, I'm glad that I watched this movie because it does have several things going for it. First, and most important, is Gracie Glam. I think she's one of the best new young performers in the business and she's definitely worth a look...in Scene Five of this movie. Lexi Diamond, the box-cover girl, is so damned cute that it's a delight to watch her fuck...even though she doesn't get to cum during her scene.
However, the male cast in Teen Worship 4 disappointment me. If you read my reviews, you know that I watch porn to see pretty girls cum. Well, Teen Worship 4 definitely has pretty girls...Lexi Diamond, in particular. But, this is a very male-centric movie in which the guys (Michael Stefano and Mark Wood, in particular) don't seem to really care about getting their girls off. Instead, every aspect of their scenes (with the exception of Mark Wood's performance in Scene Five, the only "A" scene in the movie) is devoted to pleasing their penises. Of course, there's absolutely nothing wrong with that. But, the girls' vaginas need to cum, too!
Before you tell me I'm wrong, answer me this. If the guys really did care about the girls' pleasure, why is cunnilingus conspicuously absent from three of the scenes? I don't know about you, but every woman I've ever had sex with goes absolutely out of her mind with pleasure when I ravenously eat her pussy. I always go down on my woman's pussy until I make her cum during foreplay. Then, I'm assured that the rest of our time together will be explosive.
Perhaps the lack of cunnilingus is why only two of the five girls in Teen Idol 4 get to cum during their scenes. On the other hand, each and every guy gets to pop his load at the end of his scene. And, each darling girl, no matter whether her guy fulfilled her or not, is always ready to take his load onto her adorable face. Talk about one sided!
To the girls who didn't get to climax in this movie (Lexi, Kim, and Kacey): I guarantee that I, a middle-aged guy, can give you an incredible amount more pleasure that the guys you fucked in this movie. My tongue is wicked...and I know how to use it.
Check out some photos of the girls in Teen Worship 4 here. In particular, be sure to check out the photos of delicious and adorable Lexi Diamond. Enjoy!
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Lexi Diamond, Michael Stefano.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: It's Lexi's birthday and she's home, all alone, and sitting on her bed waiting for the party to start. One of her older male friends, Michael Stefano, arrives first and brings along the lamest of birthday presents a 18-year-old could ever receive...a piñata stuffed with treats and childish toys. "A piñata?" asks Lexi. "But, I'm 18! That's for babies!" Under whelmed, Lexi admits that she doesn't like Michael's present and proceeds to explain to him just how grown-up she is. In fact, she even admits to smoking on occasion. And, she admits to doing "big girl" things with boys, like kissing and blowjobs. Michael doesn't believe that such a sweet little thing can actually suck dick. So, she retorts, "I think I can prove it! Get a little closer and I'll show you what a big girl I am." Who could resist such a blatant request? So, Michael joins her atop her bed and immediately begins to caress her fine teenaged flesh. She spreads her legs to give him better access, kisses his mouth, and caresses him as he opens his zipper to allow his fully-erect cock to spring free. She immediately begins to stroke his massive penis with her hands and then shows off her nicely-developed fellatio skills by eagerly sucking his cock. In due course, Lexi bares her body by removing her party dress and pink panties. Then, she lets Michael suckle her cute and all-natural tiny tits and shows him how she can masturbate. Lexi's young and bald pussy is a huge attraction, of course, to Michael. So, he quickly goes down on her tasty cunt so he can stroke it and eat it ravenously. Michael and Lexi continue to make out for a few more minutes by sharing some sweet kisses and gentle caresses, and then Lexi kneels on her bed, in doggie, presents her young and tight pussy to Michael, and rejoices when he inches his huge cock into her for some very pleasurable in-and-out action. During a brief respite, Michael insists that Lexi dig her presents out of the piñata. Lexi does as he requests and then plays with the childrens' toys that she removes. She even blows a whistle to show her excitement! And, Michael shakes the piñata to shower Lexi's bodies with treasures. It's lots of fun! As the scene continues to unfold, Michael and Lexi also enjoy vaginal sex in reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, cowgirl, spoon, and missionary. No matter what position they use, Lexi and Michael have a damned good time together. Too bad she doesn't get to cum. Michael, on the other hand, does get to cum...all over Lexi's cute and adorable young face as she kneels at his feet. Her semen-splattered face is completely adorable! Then, as the scene draws to a close, giggling and beaming Lexi turns to the camera, blows on her toy whistle, and gushes, "Best birthday ever!"
Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, masturbation, tit sucking, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth.
Sex rating: 3.50
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.40
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Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Kim Capri, Mark Wood
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: In an overused and very trite manner, Scene Two begins with a striptease show in which cute Kim Capri strips out of her bright pink top, jeans skirt, and lacy pink and white bra and matching thong panties. Of course, she squeezes and caresses her curves as music accompanies her erotic moves. And, she masturbates for us, too, while laying on an off-white leather couch in an ordinary living-room set. While she finger-fucks herself and strokes her clit, she groans happily and punctuates those groans with nasty words. Just as her pleasure begins to peak, Mark interrupts her when he joins her and unceremoniously offer his fully erect dick to her to suck. Kim graciously takes what she's been given and then sucks and strokes it happily. She even makes jawbreakers with his dick and lets Mark fuck her mouth. Meanwhile, Mark reaches down and strokes her gorgeous bald-shaven labia and very-erect clit with his practiced fingers. Without benefit of cunnilingus, Mark helps Kim move into doggie atop the couch, spanks her pretty ass cheeks, slips his dick past her labia and into her cunt, and fucks her balls-deep with furious strokes while occasionally spanking her ass and tugging on her long dark hair. Meanwhile, she moans appreciatively and lets him know, in no uncertain words, how much she likes his cock inside her. As the scene progresses, Kim shows how well she can ride a wildly pistoning cock--and how well she can do the fucking--in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. And, the couple makes good use of spoon (great close-ups) and missionary, too. Before Kim gets a chance to cum, Mark shoots his load into her wide-open-and-willing mouth as she kneels at his knees. Then, she does what a good slut should always do...she swallows.
Foreplay: Striptease, masturbation, spanking, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, jawbreakers, finger-fucking, multiple-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 2.95
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.40
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Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Kacey Jordan, Mark Wood.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the scene fades in, cute-as-can-be Kacey Jordan, dressed in an adorable pink and black outfit, is seated on her "girly" bed in her "girly" bedroom excited as she can be. She frantically communicates to the outside world with her iPhone and is soon rewarded with a knock on her door as her online "boy" friend Mark Wood arrives for their first face-to-face meeting. Kacey invites Mark to come in...and he does, bearing gifts. Less than impressed, Kacey tells Mark that he doesn't look like his on-line picture...he's so OLD! Mark quickly confesses that the photo on his page is him, but when he was 18. And, he admits that he's now 36. What a liar! What a bad way to begin a relationship! Seeking to salvage the situation, Mark hands her his first gift...a jump rope! What an idiot! But, his second gift is very appropriate...a gorgeous purple dildo and a bottle of lube in a fashionable carrying case (too bad they don't use the toy during the scene). Kacey, as you can imagine, isn't impressed with the jump rope. But, she's immediately intrigued by the sex toy and simply has to look it over carefully so she can figure out what it is. At first, Kacey thinks the toy is "gross." But, she soon warms to it and thanks Mark for giving it to her. Mark then lays on Kacey's bed and suggests that she might like the real thing better than the "plastic thing." She agrees and immediately reaches over to squeeze the huge bulge in Mark's pants. She's delighted by its size and eagerly strokes it with both hands and then, after Mark tugs his pants, Kacey exclaims, "Oh wow! That's bigger than the toy!" He offers his dick to her and then she gives him a very sensuous handjob as his dick grows even larger and harder. "It's very big." she observes. Seeing his penis as a challenge, Kacey bends down, opens her mouth, takes his rod deep into her mouth, and sucks it happily while using her hand to stroke the portion of his rod that simply won't fit inside her teenaged mouth. Mark dares her to take it all, and he tries hard to oblige. But, it's just too big! In due course, Kacey strips off her toy and rips off her skirt. Then, she kneels, wearing only her bright pink panties and bra, on her bed so that Mark can spank and lick her perfect ass cheeks, strip off her panties, and rim her asshole. Meanwhile, she giggles delightfully. Mark eventually removes Kacey's bra and then lovingly caresses her fine 100% natural body and adorable tiny tits. Then, Kacey mounts Mark in cowgirl, inches her tight young pussy down around his cock, and then pants enthusiastically when he pistons in-and-out balls-deep (great close-ups). Later, Mark fucks Kacey's glorious cunt in spoon (her body is so hot that it defies words and the close-ups are excellent), reverse cowgirl, and missionary. This scene, for me, is disappointing. I adore Kacey Jordan. But, this scene with Mark Wood never caught fire. It's like she just goes through the motions with him. In particular, no chemistry ever ignites. And, she doesn't come even close to an orgasm. On the other hand, Mark does cum. And, when he does, he ejaculates directly into Kacey's mouth. Not one to waste, Kacey swallows his load. Good girl, Kacey.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, body licking, spanking, handjob, fellatio, clit jacking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 2.85
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.00
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Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Kati Summers, Talon.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Four begins with another very trite and overused scene set-up. In footage that is more appropriate to a behind-the-scenes featurette than a sex scene, cute Texan Kati Summers chats with director Dr. Feelgood. Feelgood quickly gets Kati to confess why she's in Los Angeles and on a porn set: "I want some California dick!" She's heard that California dick is different than Texas dick and she wants to see for herself. In due course, Feelgood gets Kati to strip off her clothes and show off her curvy and womanly body...including her Texas-sized ass. During the interview, Kati even promises to drain her guy's dick and swallow every drop (she makes good on her promise at the end of the scene). On cue, bare-assed naked Talon steps up to Kati (she shouts for joy when she sees his wickedly-erect cock) and briefly fondles and caresses her as she finishes stripping off her top and drops to her knees to devour his penis while stroking his six-pack chest with her hands. Of course, she also uses her hands to give him a handjob, too! Meanwhile, Talon strokes and pulls Kati's long and flowing blond hair and fondles her voluptuous body. In due course, Talon and Kati remove her panties and then Talon helps her mount him in reverse cowgirl. As soon as Talon's cock has slipped past her labia, the two begin to fuck each other frantically using well synchronized strokes. Meanwhile, Kati shouts ecstatically using high-decibel shrieks as her pleasure builds to her first orgasm of the scene. After she cums, they transition to doggie. Talon spreads her labia wide and gapes her pussy briefly before plunging his cock into her for more high-energy in-and-out action. Later on, they fuck in spoon, orgasm-inducing missionary, and cowgirl. In each and every position, Kati literally shouts for joy as pleasure courses through her hot and horny body. And, she does her share of the fucking by using erotic and frantic moves. To end the scene, Talon, at Kati's insistence, pumps his load of semen onto her face and into her wide-open mouth. Kati captures as much of the cum as possible and then swallows. She even wipes wayward semen into her mouth and eats it. Good girl!
Foreplay: Striptease, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, jawbreakers.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 3.85
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.50
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Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Gracie Glam, Mark Wood.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Five reprises Scene Two's overused scene set-up...Gracie, dressed in a bright yellow top and blue plaid Catholic-schoolgirl skirt, poses and strips while a percussive soundtrack accompanies her moves. Gracie gradually reveals her flesh using her well-practiced tease techniques that are sure to please. Of course, the camera zooms in on Gracie's thong-clad pussy when she spreads her legs. You'll shout "take off those panties!" You'll also enjoy seeing Gracie's fine all-natural breasts when she tugs aside her bra and squeezes her nipples. Best of all, you'll delight when Gracie jiggles and shakes her generous ass cheeks that are "covered" with the smallest of thongs. In due course, Gracie lies back on a nondescript brown couch in a nondescript living room set and eagerly strokes her panty-clad pussy. Of course, she needs better access. So, she tugs aside (and eventually removes) the scrap of cloth nominally called a "thong," shows us her beautiful vagina as her flesh breaks out with gooseflesh, spreads her labia, and masturbates while telling us just how pretty, pink, and wet her pussy is. She's right! She works multiple fingers into her slippery hole, digs around to stimulate her G-spot, frantically strokes her clit, and sucks her "fucking sweet" girl juices off her fingers. Before Gracie has a chance to get herself off, Mark's penis (just his penis, mind you) appears on the screen and presents itself to Gracie for her pleasure. So, she does as any red-blooded American woman would do...she takes that huge rod into her mouth and gives him a damned fine blowjob that features deep-throating and stringers. After a few minutes of slobbery fellatio, Gracie stands up and then asks, "Do you want me to sit on that cock?" Of course he does. So, she mounts him in cowgirl and, after he takes an opportunity to repeatedly spank her plump ass cheeks, she grabs his cock and slides it into her cunt. Then, they begin to fuck each other with very high-energy and nicely-synchronized moves that give them both the maximum possible pleasure. Gracie, in particular, goes fucking wild as she tosses her hot body up and down on his cock at redline speed. And, she does some very erotic grinding moves, too. The couple also enjoy hot and energetic vaginal sex in kneeling doggie (Gracie cums like a volcano), reverse cowgirl (Gracie frantically jacks her clit and, in doing so, helps make herself cum again), spoon, and missionary. Actually, some of the hottest footage of the scene occurs right before missionary: Mark eats Gracie's pussy and rims her asshole while, she, in turn flexes her vaginal muscles while the camera captures the action up-close-and-personal Sexy! At the end of this outstanding "A+" scene, Mark ejaculates into Gracie's mouth. She swallows his semen as the scene comes to an end. This is, without a doubt, the finest scene in Teen Worship 4. Good job Gracie.
Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling, masturbation, spanking, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.40
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What Could Have Been Better:
The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter organized both by girl and by scene subsection (oral, sex, cum); multiple chapters per sex scene; a two-minute self-running slide show of pretty girl, soft, and hard shots from the movie; and a 26 minute "backstage" behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS is composed of interesting and very entertaining impromptu on-set interviews of all the girls. This selection of extras is below average in today's marketplace. Two and one-half stars.
The best things about Teen Worship 4 include:
Teen Worship 4 could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Teen Worship 4 include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 3.59
Average video rating: 4.4
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 3.14
Extras rating: 2.50
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 3.73
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)