Kick Ass Pictures

Genre: Vignettes / Busty / All-Sex

Condoms: Varies

Length: 153 Minutes

Date Of Production: 06/04/08

Cast: Brooke, Delotta Brown, Dick Nasty, Donny Long, Emily George, Gianna , Jack Lawrence, Jenna Doll, Lee Bangs, Lee Stone, Mary Carey, Sammie Rhodes, Seth Dickens and Tony Tedeschi

Special Features:

Interactive Menus

Chapter Selection

Int. Tel. Sex

Web Site Information

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in an
anamorphic widescreen format with strong video quality. The transfer
was really crisp and showed off a range that I haven't seen in awhile.
The Dolby
track was solid and it showed off a nice mix across the soundstage.

Scene 1 -  Emily George.

Emily George takes on Dick Nasty in the first scene. Emily has that look about her that makes me watn to stuff a cock in her mouth. She's goofy in that Anna Faris way and it turns me on. I just want a movie of me fucking her while she tells knock-knock jokes. We don't get that in this scene. Just her moaning, as Dick Nasty pounds her box.

Scene 2 - Brooke Banner.

Brooke Banner tries to play it classy. It's kind of like dressing up a pig before it gets slaughtered. You know what it's coming and so does the pig. The scene plays out as expected and it's pretty fun. Lots of fucking and lots of hearts being broken. Oh well, it made my dick hard.

Scene 3 - Mary Carey.

Mary Carey has been impressing the hell out of me. I first heard of her, as a result of the California Recall Election. Hell, I was impressed that she did as well as she did. I would've voted for her, but I wasn't in the country at the time. That's right, I was in Tijuana. Want to make a big deal of it? This scene is pretty straightforward and it plays into that domination fantasy. Good stuff.

Scene 4 - Jenna Doll.

Jenna Doll is so sweet, that she seems out of place in the scene. A less low-key performer was needed to sell the sex. But, them's the breaks. Still, it's pretty good for those people that like to see ladies getting dominated. If that turns your crank, that will do it here.

Scene 5 - Delotta Brown

Delotta Brown is a performer that never won me over. She has that post Heather Hunter thing going on for her. But, she doesn't seem like she knows to handle it. I feel bad for her, as she comes across as insanely awkward. Oh well, that's the way it works out.

Scene 6 - Sammie Rhodes

Sammie Rhodes plays the young angle very well. Unfortunately, that's her only angle. The sex is weak and it doesn't go anywhere. She even moans weird. I couldn't do anything to this scene, therefore I hated it.

Final Thoughts: Kick Ass Pictures knows what porn fans want. It's just that the scenes selected ranged all over the place. Oh well, what do I expect. Quality? Perfection? Tits that can talk. Now, that would be cool.