Teenlicious
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Release date:
September 28, 2010 -
Runtime:
2h 24m -
Cast:
James Deen|Scott Nails|Zeina Heart|Danny Mountain|Toni Ribas|Shawna Lenee|Gabriella Fox|Riley Steele|Rio Valentine
Genre: All sex.
Director: Robby D.
Cast:Riley Steele, James Deen, Zeina Heart, Scott Nails, Rio Valentine, Danny Mountain, Shawna Lenee, Toni Ribas, Gabriella Fox.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Shawna Lenee.
Length: 02:26
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus stars: one for condom-free sex and the second for Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Shawna Lenee.
Teenlicious is a five-scene all-sex movie that features five gorgeous young women in some pretty interesting scenarios. The movie's cast includes three of Digital Playground's contract stars--Riley Steele, Rio Valentine, and Gabriella Fox--as well as cute-as-a-button Zeina Heart and Must-See Girl Shawna Lenee.
Truth be told, I simply had to watch Teenlicious because Gabriella Fox is featured in it. I have never seen a hotter looking girl than Gabriella and wish to God that she had not retired from the business just as her career was beginning to catch fire. Actually, her appearance in a 2010 release caused me to hope against hope that she'd returned from exile. Alas, Gabriella's scene is an older one shot, it appears, in August 2008. Gabriella, if you read this, PLEASE come back to the business!
Teenlicious is a fairly weak release, especially by Digital Playground's standards. In fact, I strongly suspect that it was never shot as a movie. Instead, based upon the date-stamps in the photos that accompany this review, I believe that each of the scenes was shot at a different time and never incorporated into a final movie. So, I think that Teenlicious is really a compilation of cast-off scenes that didn't make the cut.
Harsh, you say? Well, I seldom judge a movie to be "rent it." But, this one is so judged. In fact, I was terribly disappointed in Riley Steele's scene, which is absolutely tame in relation to the quality of scenes she provided throughout 2010. In fact, all the scenes are disappointing.
What makes a good sex scene in my mind? Pretty girls cumming. That's pretty much what I want and why I watch porn. This movie definitely has the pretty girls. But, only Zeina Heart climaxes (once)! So, even though Teenlicious has an awesome cast, I advise you to "rent it..." if you watch it at all. Die hard fans of Gabriella Fox will want to catch a glimpse of her scene...primarily because it's one of so few in existence. Otherwise, Teenlicious is really not worth your money.
Check out some photos of the girls in Teenlicious here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the extraordinarily beautiful Riley Steele, busty blond Shawna Lenee, and sweet-looking--yet not so innocent--Zeina! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Teenlicious can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Riley Steele, James Deen
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Returning home after work, Riley Steele lets herself into her house, walks by her roommate James Deen's room, and spies him jacking off while watching a porn flick on his computer. "Oh, my God! Gross!" she yells as her valiantly tries to cover his raging hard-on. It soon becomes apparent that both Riley and James thought the other would be away from home for the weekend. James quickly apologizes and confesses his embarrassment. Satisfied, Riley steps into James' room and the two begin to watch the porn flick together. James even admits to having fucked the girl who's on the screen. That impresses Riley, who soon decides that she wants to masturbate while watching the movie. She even insists that James stay and watch. So, Riley sits in James' desk chair and begins to stroke her pussy while watching the on-screen action.
James tries to just watch...and that lasts about 30 seconds. After that short length of time, James tugs off Riley's panties and then each of them spend a couple of minutes masturbating while sharing appreciative commentary about the movie. Emboldened by their mutual lust, James offers Riley his fully-erect dick. She, of course, accepts his gift and takes it into her pretty and oh-so-insatiable mouth. And, she strokes it with her well-practiced hands as James responds by pulling on her flowing blond hair and stroking her labia and clit with his fingers.
As you can imagine, the combination of James' fingers on her clit, his cock in her mouth, and the erotic imagery unfolding before her eyes makes Riley groan ecstatically. Believe me, her groans--and pleasure--intensify exponentially when she spreads her ass cheeks, strokes her vagina with her spit-soaked fingers, and then sits on James' cock in reverse cowgirl so that she can fuck him frantically with sexy and enthusiastic moves. James responds to her erotic movements by thrusting in-and-out of her pussy at redline speed while she ups her pleasure by stroking her clit and by squeezing her nicely-enhanced breasts. As the scene unfolds, James spends some time reaming Riley's cunt--and spanking her ass cheeks--in standing doggie as she bends over his desk (they almost knock his computer monitor onto the floor). In due course, he guides her across his room to his bed, positions her atop it, ravenously eats her tasty pussy, and then fucks her in mish as her proud tits bounce delightfully. Meanwhile, he keeps her clit happy by stroking it with his fingers. Later, they return to doggie and then seamlessly transition from doggie to on-her-side sex. Then, in my favorite part of the scene, James lifts Riley and carries her aloft as she dances on his cock in standing cowgirl. To round out the scene, Riley rides James' pistoning rod in cowgirl, she sits on and fucks his face, and then she drops to her knees to accept his generous load of semen. James jacks off onto Riley's pretty face and fills her mouth, too. Riley doesn't waste a drop and greedily swallows! She even vacuums his rod dry with her voracious mouth...and swallows those drops, too.
This scene WOULD have been a keeper had Riley climaxed during it.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, masturbation, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No orgasm is evident.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 3.55
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.00
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl threeway.
Performers: Zeina Heart, James Deen, Scott Nails.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Robby D. bounds down a flight of stairs and, at the bottom, comes to a door. He enters and sees adorable Zeina Heart, dressed in a bright pink bra and delightfully-tattered jean shorts, laying face-down on her bed while talking to a friend on the phone. Robby brusquely interrupts Zeina and insists that she get off the phone: "You're not supposed to be on the phone. I've got a surprise for you!" Intrigued, Zeina quickly rings off and then begs Robby to tell her what's up. Robby is reluctant to spoil the surprise. So, he prolongs her anticipation by getting her to pose erotically, strip, and masturbate for him. He even reaches around from behind the camera and grabs handfuls of Zeina's sweet young flesh. In due course, Robby relents and directs her up the staircase...with her eyes closed. Of course, Robby takes plenty of opportunities to squeeze and fondle her flesh--and shoot upskirt video--as she slowly ascends the stairs. When Zeina, at last, reaches the upstairs living room, Robby lets her open her eyes and she finds not one, but TWO, hunks waiting for her. But, that's not the surprise. The true revelation is...both the guys are tied up and blindfolded! Robby tells Zeina that she can do anything she wants with the guys. Of course, she's delighted--like a little girl in a candy store. Obviously, Zeina milks the situation as much as she can...and enjoys every second of it. While the guys remain sightless, she orders them to suck her tits; pulls their hair; opens their pants; removes their dicks so that she can suck, spank, and stroke them; kisses their mouths; caresses their bodies; and gobbles their balls. Meanwhile, understandably horny director Robby D. reaches around from behind the camera to grab handfuls of Zeina's fine flesh. Eventually, Zeina decides that it's time for the guys to pleasure her. So, she removes her remaining clothes, grabs James by the hair, pulls him to the floor, and shoves his lucky face between her legs so that he can eat her greedily while her face beams with delight. Insatiable Zeina even reaches out to grab Scott's dick and then pulls him close so that she can blow his cock.
As power surges through Zeina's veins, she decides that it's time to remove the guys' handcuffs...if--and only if--they agree to leave their blindfolds on. Once the guys' hands are free, Zeina makes them play a game of "Marco Polo" by following the sound of her voice. Scott finds her first and, as the winner, gets to dip his fully erect penis into her dripping twat. First, however, he has to feel his way around her awesome body until he finds her hot and wet core. Then, he slips inside and fucks her with abandon in mish. James finds her moments later and is rewarded when she guides his cock into her mouth for some sweet fellatio.
As the scene unfolds, Zeina lets the guys remove their blindfolds so they can see just how fine a woman they've been fucking. Wow! You'd be impressed, too! Even though the guys can see everything and their movements are unfettered, Zeina remains in complete control...directing them to do what she wants when she wants it. And, she gets what she wants...to have her pussy fucked with one dick while another stuffs her mouth...as they guys take turns plowing her vagina in kneeling doggie, on-her-side, mish, spoon (she cums), reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, on-her-belly, and standing doggie. Meanwhile, Zeina, of course, enthusiastically blows and strokes the other guy's penis (nice stringers), fingers and slaps her own clit, giggles with delight, groans ecstatically, fucks back, and encourages the guys with her words.
To end the scene, Zeina, her face beaming with delight, kneels between the guys and fondles their balls with her fingers while they frantically jack their dicks. Scott lets loose first and pumps his load into her wide-open mouth. In just the nick of time, she turns her head and again opens her mouth super wide so that James can explode onto her face and tongue. She sucks them dry as joy radiates from her face.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, spanking, bondage, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, spoon, on-her-side, on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.
Sex rating: 4.00
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.20
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Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Rio Valentine, Danny Mountain.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Danny Mountain, obviously upset, admits Rio Valentine to his palatial home. Terse, he simply commands, "follow me." She meekly follows him to his living room and then murmurs, "I'm sorry." "I'm very unhappy with you being late," he replies. "This is unacceptable." He then commands her to pose and strip for him. Of course, we get to watch close-up-and-personal as her street clothes are tossed aside leaving her clad only in her tiny underwear. Even though Rio continues to apologize, Danny grabs a riding crop and uses it to paddle Rio's plump and gorgeous ass cheeks--with and without panties. Rio takes her punishment stoically, responding contritely to all of Danny's commands. She willingly strips, kneels at his feet, does as she's told, crawls across the floor for her master, and makes sure Danny knows that he's in control. Occasionally, she tries to get her way. She even tries to touch her master. But, she's always rebuffed.
Eventually, Danny turns his attention away from punishment and begins to pleasure Rio. He has her lay on the carpeted floor and spread her legs so that he can slip his fingers into her panties and stroke her pussy. Then, he helps her sit up and lets her attack his rigid cock with her talented hands and mouth. Nice POV footage highlights the action as Rio gives Danny slobbery head that includes jawbreakers, stringers, balls gobbling, and oh-so-erotic gagging. Danny soon repays his slave by kissing her gooseflesh-covered ass, by worshipping her gorgeous legs and feet with his mouth, and by eating and finger-fucking her pussy. Meanwhile Rio groans with delight, caresses herself, and undulates her fine body.
As the scene continues, Rio purrs, "I want your hard cock inside me!" Danny decides to let her ride his dick. So, he sits back on the couch and welcomes his slave as she straddles him, guides his cock into her wet and juicy vagina, and then rides him enthusiastically in cowgirl (nice moves, Rio!). After a brief respite for pussy-to-mouth (Rio makes hot eye contact with us while she's sucking his penis and balls), Rio remounts Danny...this time in reverse cowgirl. Rio and Danny take turns doing the fucking...and I'm sure you'll agree that Rio looks damned fine when she thrusts her hot and muscular body up and down on Danny's lucky penis. Later, Rio kneels on the couch and lets Danny do all the "work" as he pistons in-and-out of her pussy in kneeling doggie. Rio so enjoys letting her master have his way with her that she even encourages him to spank her more!
To finish up the scene, Danny straddles Rio's face as she lies on her back atop the couch. He then lets her suck and stroke his lucky rod with her talented mouth and hands until he's at the brink of ejaculation. At the last moment, Danny takes over and jacks his load all over Rio's neck and face. She then milks and sucks every drop out of his cock. "Good little girl," observes Danny. Indeed.
Foreplay: Stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, body licking, toy play, masturbation, spanking, hair pulling, caressing/groping, domination/submission, handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit-jacking, foot/leg worship, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No orgasm evident.
Pop: Face and neck.
Sex rating: 3.50
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.10
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Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Shawna Lenee, Toni Ribas.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a sexy black see-through outfit, 2009 Dr. Jay's Must See Girl Shawna Lenee poses erotically for us, strips, squeezes and spits on her nipples, licks and kneads her nicely-sculpted tits, shows off her delightful goose pimple covered flesh and inviting pussy, and inflames our lust with nasty commentary. She even masturbates while telling us how she's going to fuck us. And, she shakes her delightful ass cheeks, too.
At the end of her tease segment, Shawna begs, "I want your cock. Actually, I need it. I need your cock so damned bad! Will you please give it to me?" Acting as our surrogate--and brandishing a riding crop--lucky Toni Ribas steps into the room. Tony immediately gets down to business and begins to pleasure/punish Shawna's fine--yet submissive--body with the crop. He even spanks her pussy and tits. Of course, Shawna loves it and begs for more. Dominant Tony responds to Shawna's lust by stroking her clit with his fingers, by kissing her open mouth, by gently choking her throat, by multiple-finger-fucking her pussy, and by teasing and spanking her gorgeous ass with the crop. Meanwhile, Shawna unzips Tony's jeans, pulls out his rod, and gives him and excellent blowjob replete with loads of slobber, stringers, balls-gobbling, and gag-inducing deep-throat thrusts.
When it's time for sex, Shawna tosses aside her remaining clothes, mounts Tony in reverse, and the two fuck each other with unbridled abandon. While Shawna thrusts her hot body up and down on Tony's cock, Tony responds by sharply spanking Shawna's gorgeous tits. As the scene continues to unfold, Tony and Shawna seamlessly transition to spoon for more drop-dead-gorgeous vaginal in-and-out action made even prettier by Shawna's big bouncing tits. Vaginal sex continues in missionary, on-her-side (Tony worships Shawna's feet by suckling them), cowgirl (Shawna's fucking moves are world-class), kneeling doggie (Shawna's pussy gapes beautifully when Tony momentarily pulls out), and a second round of missionary.
To finish up the scene, Shawna drops to her knees and voraciously sucks and strokes Tony's cock until he nears ejaculation. At the last second, Tony takes over and jacks his load into Shawna's open mouth and onto her freckled face. Superslut Shawna swallows. Good girl!
This would have been a straight-A scene had Shawna climaxed.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, toy play, masturbation, spanking, breast/pussy spanking, spitting, tit squeezing, hair pulling, domination/submission, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, finger-fucking (as many as three fingers), clit jacking, pussy-to-mouth (during masturbation).
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: There is no evidence of a female orgasm.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.
Sex rating: 3.95
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.00
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Gabriella Fox, Scott Nails
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a skin-tight blue blouse that barely contains her sumptuous tits, Gabriella Fox returns home, lets herself into the house through the front door, grabs a banana upon which to snack, chooses a book from her library, and sits back on her living room couch to read and unwind. While Gabriella eats the banana (she should have put it up her snatch) and browses through her book, her roommate--Scott Nails--walks into the living room carrying his computer. Beaming a knowing smile, Scott peruses an online nude photo gallery that features sexy shots of Gabriella. Then, he coyly asks Gabriella if she's done anything "weird" lately. Gabriella wants to know what he's talking about and Scott tells her that he's looking at pictures of a girl on a college girls web site. "What girl," asks Gabriella? "You know her!" replies Scott. "Really, who?" Scott shows Gabriella the website and asks, "That's not you?" Gabriella begs Scott to tell no one...she just "needed the money," she explains. Of course, Scott extracts a price...he points to a photo of her naked pussy and says, "I want you to show me that." He promises, "If you show me that, I won't tell anybody...I promise."
Brazenly, Scott tugs aside Gabriella's blouse to get a good look at her fine breasts and rock-hard belly. And, feeling enormous pressure to comply to Scott's demands, Gabriella pulls down her jeans and spreads and strokes her pussy for him. Of course, the more Scott sees, the more he wants. So, he dips his tongue into her tasty twat. At first, Gabriella tries to push him away. But, she soon realizes how fucking good it feels and welcomes his increasingly-voracious cunnilingus technique. Her flesh even breaks out with goose-flesh...that's how good it feels! And, she feels even better when he slides a finger into her pussy and fucks it.
As foreplay continues, the couple enjoys sweet kisses, Scott suckles Gabriella's erect nipples, and the two caress each other's horny flesh. But, Scott lavishes most of his attention on Gabriella's pretty and tasty vagina (wouldn't you?). He even keeps a finger in her pussy while she blows and strokes his rock-hard penis. "Man, you gotta big dick!" exclaims Gabriella as she tries valiantly to deep-throat it. "But, I like big dicks!" Then, Scott wonders aloud, "Will it fit in your little pussy?" Nothing like a dare to turn foreplay into full-blown sex, huh? Gabriella's up to the challenge: "Look, dude. This isn't lover's lane. You gonna fuck me or what?" Have there ever been sweeter words?
Scott is, of course, more than willing to comply with Gabriella's needs. So, he eagerly guides his cock into her pussy when she straddles him in cowgirl. Once his tip has breached her labia, Gabriella starts to thrust slowly and methodically so that his cock gets buried a little more each time. Believe me, it's a delightful to watch Gabriella's dripping-wet hole consume more and more of Scott's rod. And, the in-your-face close-ups make it even sweeter to watch! Soon, Gabriella's creaming vagina is stretched to the max so that the two of them can fuck each other like a well-engineered pleasure machine. Vaginal sex continues in reverse cowgirl, a second round of cowgirl (this time, Gabriella really dances on Scott's dick!), kneeling doggie, and spoon.
To conclude the scene, Gabriella kneels in front of Scott and strokes his balls while he stands and jacks off all over her pretty face and into her open mouth. Sadly, she spits out his semen. But, she does suck his penis dry.
Foreplay: Stripping, mutual stripping, kissing, masturbation, tit sucking, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl (twice), reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Gabriella does not appear to cum during the scene.
Pop: Open mouth: she spits.
Sex rating: 3.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.10
What I Liked Most:
What Could Have Been Better:
What I Didn't Like:
The DVD-9 disc I reviewed contains 5.1 digital sound; a full-motion chapter selector; multiple chapters per sex scene; studio contact information; a manually-operated photo gallery of hard and pretty girl photos from the movie; a four-minute self-running slide show that contains the same photos as the gallery; trailers for eight Digital Playground releases; and an eight and one-half minute cumshot recap feature that lets you watch the climax of each scene. This selection of extras is below average in today's marketplace. Two and one-half stars.
The best things about Teenlicious include:
Teenlicious could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Teenlicious include:
Recap
Average sex rating: 3.60
Average video rating: 3.90
Average audio rating: 4.50
Average production values rating: 4.08
Extras rating: 2.50
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 4.12
Legend:
X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)