Nurses
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Release date:
February 24, 2009 -
Runtime:
3h 15m -
Cast:
Jenna Haze|Jesse Jane|Robby D.|Shyla Stylez|Shay Jordan|Sasha Grey|Stoya|Katsuni|Gabriella Fox|Riley Steele
Nurses is the latest in acclaimed director Robby D's "fantasy girls" movies that began with Babysitters and also includes Cheerleaders. Even though there's a lot to like about Robby's previous single-word-named movies, I think that Nurses is the best of the trilogy. I sure hope that Robby's next fantasy adventure is as hot as this one!
Katsuni plays the dictatorial head nurse at her hospital and oversees the work of several nurses and candy stripers. Known by her charges as the "nurse from hell," Katsuni demands perfection from people who are all-too-human. She's also a massive pain in the ass to the patients. Believe me when I say that nobody could play the part of a bitchy and tyrannical nurse better than French-accented Asian siren Katsuni. She really shines both in her acting and sexual performances.
One of the best things about Nurses is that it features Digital Playground's entire stable of contract girls (as of the time the movie was shot). Each girl has a unique and effective role to play. For example, cutie Riley Steele plays a bumbling candy striper who, besides being the consummate klutz, can't seem to stop making mistakes. Jesse Jane plays a role that I can best describe as "Jesse Jane the supermodel pretending she's a nurse." Jesse, clad in a cleavage-enhancing bra with her blouse buttons opened nearly to her navel, prances around the hospital flirting blatantly and posing for photos with everybody she meets. It's hilarious and extremely sexy! Stoya plays a kinky nurse who thinks nothing of introducing a little anal sex into a patient's sponge bath. Gabriella Fox, who just might be the prettiest girl on the planet, portrays a visitor who, along with her girl-pal Shawna, comes to the hospital to cheer up Shawna Lenee's boyfriend Scott Nails. Finally, Shay Jordan plays a nurse who's so fucking horny that her pussy literally creams continuously while she gives some of the best fucking performances of her career.
In addition to the Digital Playground contract girls, Nurses also boasts some of the best non-contract performers in the business, including oh-so-classy Shyla Stylez, highly-acclaimed Jenna Haze, and darling blond Shawna Lenee (all these non-contract are among my Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls!).
Nurses features eight sex scenes and all but one are absolutely superb and earn "A+" grades. The eighth scene, an incendiary reverse gangbang, pits five Digital Playground contract girls against superstud Erik Everhard in one of the very best group scenes ever captured.
Bottom line? I hate to be this blunt, but I'll say it anyway: You'd have to be a fool to pass up the chance for hot and intensive care by Digital Playground's nurses. A cute and well-acted plot accompanied by incendiary sex and A+++ level girls makes Nurses a must see.
Check out some photos of the girls in Nurses here. Pay particular attention to the shots of uber-magnificent Gabriella Fox and sweet-looking--yet not so innocent--Riley Steele! Enjoy!
Review
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Nurses can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.
Scene 1
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Jenna Haze, Evan Stone
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Evan Stone presents with an embarrassing problem...he has a toy doll stuck up his ass! Ruthless nurse Katsuni grabs the doll and mercilessly yanks it out of his anus. Afterward, as Evan recuperates, candy striper Jenna Haze confesses that she also loves to shove things--especially cocks of all kinds--deep into her brown eye. Of course, this risqué conversation soon leads to Evan exploring all of Jenna's holes...starting with her mouth and then graduating to her pussy and asshole. Foreplay includes Jenna's trademark slobbery fellatio and double-fisted handjob accompanied by delightful naughty vocabulary. Once Evan's immense cock is harder than it's ever been, Jenna straddles and fucks him in side-saddle cowgirl as he lies back on his bed and fondles her tits with his hands. Evan makes Jenna climax repeatedly in several vaginal positions (see below) and then Jenna gets her tight asshole stuffed as she uses her amazingly-erotic moves to fuck him balls-deep while her tits dance inches from his face. As anal sex continues, Jenna takes a break from doggie to gobble and stroke Evan's dick ATM style. Then, they return to anal doggie so that Evan can ream Jenna through an ass-gasm. Afterward, Jenna inflames Evan's lust by telling him: "this slutty little candy striper is gonna make your dick cum! CUM FOR ME...CUM ALL OVER MY FUCKING ASS, BABY!" Of course, Evan does the lady's bidding and pumps a considerable load all over her shapely and jiggling ass cheeks.
Foreplay: Mutual stripping, tit squeezing, lap dance, handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling, finger-fucking, clit jacking, anal finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, spoon.
Anal Positions: Cowgirl, standing doggie.
Girl cums: Repeatedly
Pop: Exterior ass.
Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.80
What I Liked Most:
Jenna's incredible fellatio/double-handed handjob technique.
What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 2
Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Stoya, James Deen
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Nurse Stoya eagerly accepts the chance to give James Deen a sponge bath on the morning of his departure. Stoya makes sure that James is awake and then the two enjoy some good-natured banter until she lets on a little secret: "It's sponge-bath time!" Oh, yeah! Uninvited--and unwanted--a hugely-obese nurse saunters into James' room and starts getting hot-and-bothered by the idea of giving handsome James his bath...especially when she lifts up his bed sheet and sees his huge (even though it's flaccid) dick. Thankfully, Stoya quickly comes to James' aid and informs her colleague that she's supposed to bathe the patient in the next bed. The potential crisis averted, Stoya wets her washcloth, uncovers James' body, and erotically bathes his thighs as palpable chemistry develops between them. Soon, Stoya begins to undress herself and then welcomes James' help to remove her clothes. Stoya and James enjoy some deep oral kisses and he gets plenty of opportunity to stroke and lick her flesh before his fingers find their way into her panties and begin rubbing her clit (incredible chemistry develops as he makes her cum for the first time). Even though James is the one who's supposed to be getting the bath, Stoya's the one who gets her pussy and ass bathed by his tongue! Of course, Stoya responds by stroking his rapidly hardening dick with both hands and with her ravenous mouth. When both sets of genitals are ready to fuck, Stoya leans back on the hospital bed so that James can fuck her in mish. Meanwhile, she encourages him with lots of highly motivational and very effective words and coos. Stoya and James also fuck each other vaginally in additional positions (see below) and then they move on to anal in spoon and reverse cowgirl. And, Stoya even fucks her pussy with multiple fingers while James reams her asshole. As is her nature, Stoya cums hard and often during the scene...during both vaginal and anal sex. Of course, James cums, too. While reaming Stoya's anus in reverse, he slips his cock out and immediately ejaculates all over her hard belly. Insatiable Stoya then uses her fingers to scoop up some semen and eats it.
Foreplay: Kissing, striptease, body licking tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, clit-jacking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, cowgirl, spoon.
Anal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, spoon.
Girl cums: Often.
Pop: Belly
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.80
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 3
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threeway
Performers: Shawna Lenee, Gabriella Fox, Scott Nails
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Shawna and Gabriella stop by the hospital to visit Shawna's boyfriend, Scott. The girls arrive at Scott's room just in time to see nurse Jesse Jane give him a kiss. Of course, that kiss temporarily sets off Shawna's jealousy. But, Shawna's excitement about a "present" that the girls brought Scott soon overpowers her envy. So, to prepare Scott's gift, the girls strut to the other side of his hospital room and behind a drawn curtain so that they can giggle, strip off each other's street clothes, and then don fantasy nurse's outfits. When they return to Scott's side of the room, the girls play "nurse" and give his body--especially his stiff-with-anticipation dick--a complete examination with their hands and mouths. Then, while checking his pulse, they inflame his lust by baring their unbelievably hot bodies. "Visuals always help the patient!" coos Shawna just before she shoves Scott's cock all the way down her throat. In turn, Scott uses his randy hands to stroke their luscious curves and eats the girl's pussies in 69 and missionary, too. When it's time for sex, Gabriella gets her pussy stuffed first...in mish. While Scott pistons in-and-out, Shawna bends down to lick Gabriella's clit, setting off intense girl/girl action that continues throughout the sexual positions that follow. Each girl gets her pussy pounded in several positions (see below). And, they also take time to masturbate and fuck Scott's face, too. Shawna cums all over Scott's dick in cowgirl and missionary; both girls get off in reverse. To finish up this excellent scene, Scott pounds Gabriella's pussy in mish until he's ready to pop. Then, in just the nick of time, he pulls out and shoots his load all over the outside of Gabriella's vagina. It's almost as sweet as a cream pie! Then, 2009 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Shawna Lenee vacuums up Scott's semen from Gabriella's labia with her mouth and eats it! Good girl, Shawna.
Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling handjob, fellatio, deep throat, stringers, cunnilingus, 69.
Vaginal Positions: Mish cowgirl, reverse, standing doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Exterior pussy.
Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.90
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 4
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl threeway.
Performers: Shay Jordan, Katsuni, Tommy Gunn.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Nurse Shay Jordan calls her boss, Katsuni, for a consult because she has a "situation" with a patient that she doesn't know how to handle. Katsuni accompanies Shay to Tommy Gunn's room where she discovers that he's had a full-on erection since the night before. After examining the evidence, Katsuni, evil and blunt to the core, demands of Tommy: "How many did you take?" Tommy tries to play dumb. So, Katsuni strikes his erection with her hand and then threatens to take him to surgery to cut off his dick. Of course, this threat gets his attention and he immediately confesses to taking six of, in Katsuni's words, "my little blue friends!" After berating Tommy's stupidity, Katsuni reluctantly bares her body--and Shay's, too (Wow! What FINE flesh!). Once the girls are gloriously topless, they rub and slap their hands together, lift the cover off his painfully erect dick, smile in wonder, and then work together to give him an amazing handjob followed quickly by a deep-throat blowjob. Throughout the fellatio, the girls take frequently opportunities to share each other's tongues, too...sometimes with his cock in between. And, head nurse Katsuni makes a special point to eat her subordinate Shay's pussy and rim her asshole, too! Of course, Shay reciprocates and soon learns that her tight-assed boss is "sweeter" than she thought. The girls eventually discover that fellatio alone is not enough to soften Tommy's dick. So, they resort to frantic sex, beginning when Katsuni mounts and erotically fucks his dick in cowgirl. Meanwhile, Shay helps out in any way she can to increase both Katsuni's and Tommy's pleasure. As the scene unfolds, Tommy pounds both girls' pussies in several positions (see below), including a hot round-robin kneeling doggie sequence in which the girls kneel side-by-side so he can fuck each pussy in turn. Later, head nurse Katsuni even gives up her asshole (in spoon). Though she acts like a bitch, she spares no hole in pursuit of a cure for her patient! In the end, both girls use their talented hands to jack Tommy's dick until he explodes like a fucking volcano! Katsuni then deep-throats his rod as she sucks it dry.
Foreplay: Kissing, mutual stripping, tit sucking, hair pulling, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Spoon
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: The girls jack him off.
Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.60
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 5
Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Shyla Stylez, Danny Mountain
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Danny Mountain makes an unplanned visit to the hospital after getting hurt in a pub altercation. Nurse Jesse Jane (very funny and believable in her role) and candy striper Riley Steele give Danny the once-over, and pronounce him "fit as a fiddle" with one proviso: he needs a shot of antibiotics. Danny is terrified by the thought of getting an injection. Jesse persists and gives the "big baby" his shot. After Jesse and Riley leave Danny's room, sexy and always-classy busty blond Shyla Stylez senses Danny's agony and slips into his room to provide solace: "Oh! Poor baby!" So, to provide Danny with succor--and to make him forget his pain--Shyla shoves his lucky face deep into her abundant cleavage. He, of course, kisses and suckles her magnificent tits and oh-so-erect nipples. Soon, lusty Shyla has Danny's cock in her insatiable mouth and enclosed in her spit-soaked hands. Shyla and Danny soon move on to vaginal sex as she mounts and fucks him--with extremely erotic movies--in cowgirl. As the scene unfolds, Shyla and Danny enjoy sweaty vaginal sex in doggie and mish. Then, Shyla begs Danny to "fuck my ass, baby!" Danny, of course, agrees. So, he gives her a brief rim job to lube her tight hole, inches his dick inside her anus, and, once her sphincter relaxes, fucks her fast and furious in mish. Later, Shyla mounts and fucks Danny anally in unbelievably erotic reverse cowgirl (she briefly double-fucks herself with her fingers in her pussy while Danny plows her asshole). Meanwhile, Shyla talks nasty as her sweat-soaked body inexorably ramps up to ass-gasm. Although Shyla's one of the classiest girls in the business, she's also one of the nastiest. So, she keeps Danny's cock clean with ass-to-mouth. To finish up, Shyla sucks/jacks Danny's dick until he spews his load all over her abundant tits and into her chasm-like cleavage. She then sucks him dry and massages his semen into her breast flesh. She also laps up some of his cum with her erotic tongue. Great scene!
Foreplay: Kissing, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl. DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Tits.
Sex rating: 4.75
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.80
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 6
Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl anal
Performers: Sasha Grey, Mr. Pete, Tony T.
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Mr. Pete, a regular donor, drops by the hospital to give technician Sasha a load of his sperm. Mr. Pete so enjoys Sasha's helpful tits and ass that he brings along his buddy Tony T so that he, too, can enjoy her show. Sasha soon shows off her to-die-for ass so the guys can stroke their aching dicks. Sensing that Sasha is willing to do more, Mr. Pete asks: "Do you think you can help us out?" "Of course," she replies, "anything you guys need." Sasha strips off her clothes, squeezes her perky nipples, and then decides to move things a little faster. "Do you mind if I help out?" Of course the guys agree. So, she squats on the floor between the two hospital beds, beckons the guys closer, and then pleasures both penises at the same time with her mouth and hands. Soon, Tony simply must insert his dick into a warm and accommodating hole. So, after Sasha bends over a bed into doggie, he rams his rod straight up her asshole and fucks her hard and deep while she continues to blow Pete's rod and talk nasty. For the next 15 minutes, or so, the guys ream both of Sasha's holes in several positions (see list below) including cowgirl and standing reverse cowgirl segments that made my day! Of course, Sasha, shows off her truly nasty side throughout the scene. She even gags on Tony T's rod--nearly to the point of asphyxiation. To finish up this hard-hitting scene, Sasha has the guys jack off into plastic specimen cups. But, instead of preserving the seed for barren women, Sasha greedily tips the cups into her mouth and drinks it!
Foreplay: Striptease, tit squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: Mish, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, standing reverse cowgirl, on-her-side. DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Into specimen cups.
Sex rating: 3.90
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.5
Production values rating: 4.70
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What I Didn't Like:
Scene 7
Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl
Performers: Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Manuel Ferrara
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After a particularly disturbing encounter with a perverted patient (Erik Everhard), sweet candy striper Riley Steele, who can't help but think of herself as a bumbling loser, happens upon sex-crazed nurse Jesse Jane as she makes out with "Dr." Manuel Ferrara in a storage room. Both Jesse and Manuel do the best they can do console distraught Riley and, as you might expect, soon expand their twosome to be a raging threesome. Hot foreplay--including cunnilingus, tongue fucking, breast worship, kissing, rimming, and fellatio--develops rapidly and causes the blood of all trio members to boil. Of course, Manuel's dick expands to never-before-known size and both girls' pussies drip with anticipation. During sex, Manuel gets to plow both girls' pussies--in a variety of positions--and enjoys Jesse Jane's incendiary moves when she rides him like the champion cowgirl she is. Manuel also gets to enjoy Jesse Jane's delightfully nasty vocabulary as she inflames his lust: "I'm a fuckin' good slut, doctor! Fuck me, I'm your nurse!" Hell, I'm a doctor, Jesse. Will you be my nurse? After Manuel gives both girls untold pleasure, it's time for him to pop. When he's ready, the girls drop to their knees and Jesse positions herself, with her head thrown back and mouth wide open, to receive Manuel's substantial load. So much semen overpowers Jesse's mouth that some inadvertently flows out. But, Jesse captures most of it and then cum-swaps with Riley, who swallows. Jesse doesn't want any semen to go to waste. So, she vacuums and milks him dry as the scene comes to an end.
Foreplay: Group hug that morphs into groping; kissing; spanking; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, clit jacking, tongue-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Mish, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Often
Pop: Open mouth; girls cumswap
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.30
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What Could Have Been Better:
Scene 8
Scene Type: Reverse gangbang: five girls/one guy
Performers: Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Riley Steele, Shay Jordan, Stoya, Erik Everhard
Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Throughout the movie, Erik Everhard plays a difficult and odious patient who suffers from nothing more than hypochondria. It seems like Erik's less interested in recuperation than he is looking up cute nurses' skirts and tricking them into giving him handjobs. In fact, he even pretends to be blind so that he can get cute and naïve candy striper Riley Steele to apply some special "ointment" to his raging hard-on. Once head nurse Katsuni and nurses Jesse Jane, Stoya, and Shay hear what Erik has done to sweet innocent Riley, they decide to pay him back for his perverted ways. Ironically, the girls choose to fight fire with fire by making oh-so-lucky Erik the center of a reverse gangbang in which all five girls make him the center of their attention. Can you imagine five of six Digital Playground contract girls (as of the time Nurses was captured) pleasing you--and each other--at the same time? It's fucking amazing. That's all I'm telling you about this scene. Believe me, if you don't get your hands on a copy of Nurses so that you can watch this scene--every man's (and, I suspect, every girl's) ultimate fantasy--you must not like porn. After nearly a half-hour of incredible boy/girl and girl/girl sex, Erik finally succumbs to the pleasure and pumps his load into Katsuni's wide-open mouth. She sucks him dry and then opens her mouth so that all five girls can share kisses--and his semen!
Foreplay: Kissing, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spoon, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, on-her-side, face fucking, stacked kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: None
Girl cums: Too often to count.
Pop: Open mouth; girls cum swap.
Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.70
What I Liked Most:
What Could Have Been Better:
Extras
Nurses comes on a single Blu-Ray disc or as a two DVD set (I reviewed the DVD version). In addition to a full-motion chapter selector and multiple chapters per scene, the DVD-9 set contains a contact information screen; a photo gallery; a slide show (same pictures as the photo gallery); trailers for eight Digital Playground movies, and a 12-minute behind-the-scenes featurette (BTS). The BTS, while short, is extremely well made and includes impromptu on-the-set interviews, on-set foolishness (including a cool wheelchair race between Stoya and Jesse Jane), behind-the-camera footage, and some video of still photo shoots. For such an impressive movie, this list of Extras is rather short. In fact, I consider it barely average in today's marketplace. Three stars.
Final Thoughts
The best things about Nurses include:
Nurses could have been better if:
Things I didn't like about Nurses include:
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.72
Overall video rating: 4.56
Overall audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.70