Fuck Me If You Can

Private

Genre: Feature

Director: Alessandro Del Mar

Cast: Monika Sweetheart, Veronica Da Souza, Sharka Blue, Jane Darling, Jennifer Stone, Bamboo, Libellule

Length: 1 hour, 31 minutes

# of DVDs: 1

Dates Of Production: 04/15/2005

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Shot in 1.77:1 Anamorphic Widescreen, Fuck Me If You Can looks like most Private DVD releases. So it's no surprise that the image quality is fantastic and provides plenty of detail. Lighting is solid thought the film and colors are bright and vivid. The Dolby Digital 2.0 English track is mixed very well and performs great in balancing the action in the scene and background music. There are also French, German, Spanish and Italian 2.0 DD tracks on the DVD. Optional subtitles are available in Greek and Portuguese.

Vince G's Initial Musings: I'm not sure why Private decided to wait over 3 years to make a parody porn of "Catch Me if You Can", but nevertheless they did. Loosely using plot elements from the Spielberg film, Fuck Me If You Can is primarily a vehicle to highlight the fine talent(s) of Monika Sweetheart. Not been a big fan of "porn with a plot", I'm not going to go detail about storyline of Fuck Me If You Can. Besides, there's really not much to cover anyway, just a lot of bad acting with plenty of broken English. So let's get right down to the business of seeing some hot Euro ass getting fucked.

Scene One: Starring Monika Sweetheart and Pascal St. James. Fittingly enough, the very attractive Monika Sweetheart steps up to the plate first in this feature. The blonde haired Czech cutie has curves in all the right places and the moves to back it up with. After gobbling up some cock, Monika shows why she's a headliner by taking it in the ass right off the bat. Tired of missionary anal on a desk, Monika climbs up on top for some RC in the brown. Next up is some doggy style which keeps the action moving until Pascal lets his load fly and Monika helps clean the mess up. A fairly short scene, but this is kind of just a warmup.

Scene Two: Starring Veronica da Souza, Sharka Blue and George Uhl. Here we find two beauties outside on a nice sunny day, lying on a mat. Veronica (brunette) and Sharka (blonde) are joined by veteran George Uhl for some outside activities. The three engage in plenty of foreplay before Veronica finally gets a dick insider her pussy. Don't worry about Sharka though, because she gets some very nice standing doggy which starts in the pink but ends up in the stink. A little break in the action reunites the ladies to share George's cock before Veronica gets on top for some RC. Sharka proves to be a firecracker though and she gets on top for some anal Cowgirl and RC. Veronica does slip in a little Ass-To-Mouth before literally giving George a hand while standing up. Sharka takes the explosive money shot in the face and in particular the eye. Truly a fitting end to a very good scene.

Scene Three: Starring Monika Sweetheart, Jane Darling and Kevin Long. Outside at a pool, Monika is joined by the tall, buxom beauty Jane Darling. While Kevin Long watches, these two Czech girls get fresh with each other on a sunny day. Mr. Long joins in on the fun when Jane hosts her ass skyward while going down on Monika. After both boxes get munched, the girls double team up on Kevin's cock and give his tool a working over. The leggy Jane jumps on for some Reverse Cowgirl and looks great, but Monika keeps playing keep-a-way as she sucks Kevin's cock and eats out Jane. Going right for the anal once again, Monika starts out on her side and ends up in a RC. This time it's Jane's turn to steal cock as she adds some Ass-To-Mouth to the action. No to be outdone in her own film, Monika gets some ATM when it's Jane's turn for some ass reaming. To finish things off, Mr. Long gives the ladies his goo to fight over.

Scene Four: Starring Jennifer Stone, Remigio Zampa and Diether Von Stein. Private regular Jennifer Stone gets her chance to shine in this scene. Looking very similar to Monika Sweetheart, Jennifer also fucks just as well as her. Handling two cocks with ease, Jennifer sucks and fucks the two detectives with intensity. After both guys have a go at her pink, Jennifer takes it in the rear lying down. Then the business moves into some anal Reverse Cowgirl, which Ms Stone enjoys greatly. Finally both guys blast their loads all over the blue eyed Jennifer's face and tits.

Scene Five: Starring Monika Sweetheart and Max Cortes. The third and last sex scene with Monika takes place out on a sailboat. After the Captain of the ship gets his deck swabbed in the sun, Ms. Sweetheart gets her treasure plundered. Unlike the previous scenes, some standard missionary gets things started before Monika's lower decks are breached. From there on out, these two go from position to position including some standing anal and some piledriver action. The sex is pretty good, but unfortunately for some reason the scene is cut way to short. After a brief 4 minutes or so, Max shoots his cannon all over Monika's pretty face.

Scene Six: Starring Bamboo, Libellule and George Uhl. The final scene seems sort of out of place in Fuck Me If You Can. Bamboo and Libellule are both Asian hotties (French-Thai I believe) who double up on George Uhl. After getting warmed up, the scene really starts to get hot when both girls get their asses tapped. Both Bamboo and Libellule take turns back and forth and both end up getting some ATM. Libellule (who looks a little like Lucy Lui) really seems to be into the sex, but she annoyed me by not taking off her top. Wrapping things up, Georgie boy lets Bamboo have a mouth full of jizz and she gladly shares some with Libellule.

Extras: The few extras include a cast section which highlights the actresses nationality and some of her other work with Private. Then there are trailers for The Private Life of Julie Silver, Ass To Mouth, The Private Adventures of Pierre Woodman 10, Mission Possible, XXX 26 and Deadly Loved in Paradise. The DVD also has good menus and provided are an ample amount of chapter stops on each DVD.

Vince G's Final Word: Monika Sweetheart and her fellow Czech countrywomen really add the heat to this Private Production (as well as a few French-Thai girls). Alessandro Del Mar does what he does best, and that's highlighting blazing hot Euro girls fucking in beautiful places. Production values are top notch on Fuck Me If You Can and this DVD does them justice. Sadly there are not really any decent extras on the disc. The only real complaint I have with the feature is several of the sex scenes are a too short. All in all with six scenes of good action, Fuck Me If You Can is a must have for fans of Monika Sweetheart a good watch for Private lovers. Recommended.