Genre: Feature

Director: Herve Bodilis

Cast: Lola Reve, Anna Polina, Abbie Cat, Alexis Crystal, Blanche Bradburry, Lolita Taylor, Markus Dupree, Mike Angelo, Pascal Saint James, Renato, Sabbg, Shalina Devine, Vince

Length:  01:10

Date of production: Dec 02, 2013

Extras:

Eight trailers all for productions that look to be just as well made, featuring some of the same cast members and mostly from the same director. I’m totally going to check them out!

Behind the scenes:

This is a fun little “Making Of”. The director is clearly passionate about his film, much concerned with the script and having talent that can deliver lines. Not all the actors are interviewed but the ones that are, mostly the women, seem excited to be there and are ready to get in on some action. We hear about their favorite sex positions, how long they’ve been in porn and what the think about the production. A lot of the BTS shows the women getting photographed prior to scenes, every one of them looking down right hot.

Condoms: Yes

Overview

Follow three footballers and their wives in a high-class adventure through sex and betrayal. Players, wives, a manager, and to round it out at the end, a dominatrix! Lots of black lace and black leather and posh apartments and studios. There is something for everyone here: one on one, an orgy, group sex, bisexual women, LOTS of blowjobs, one woman and three men, and a little S&M to top it all off.

Scene 01

We open with a shot of a soccer match in progress. Cut to a shot of a locker room where a man in a suit (the manager, Pascal) is rubbing up against a blonde in black (the wife of one of the players). She looks expensive. There are water bottles and jerseys about giving it an air of realism. He slides her panties down her nice round ass and begins to lick her asshole and pussy. There is a bit of dirty talk (presumably) but I can’t understand it because it is in French. Annoying. I find it to be clever that there is intermittent audio of the soccer match going on in the background thrown in. So she is bent over, face pressed against a locker and he takes her from behind and gives her pussy a good pounding. She keeps her black leather jacket on the entire time so no shot of her tits. I bet they are nice, bummer. After a little anal he sits down on a bench and she straddles him for more anal. Watching her ass shake and bounce is delightful. After the briefest of blowjobs, she gives his rather lengthy cock a vigorous hand job to wrap things up. And now we get some acting. A footballer has been thrown out of the match for head butting a rival player and is ordered by the manager to leave with his wife (the blonde). They drive off in a car after signing photographs.

Scene 02

This scene begins inside a bar, Pascal is trying to woo another player to represent since his current baller is losing all his contracts due to the head butting. Next, we follow a barista bearing champagne into a back VIP section where some footballers and their presumed wives are gathered. The lighting deserves a note, as it is moody, with revolving neon colors and a disco ball throwing light around. This must have been a bitch to light – props. There are three men and three women and the men are all getting head. One couple begins to fuck and the other two soon follow suit. There is some switching of partners and some girl on girl action. At one point one of the women spanks her own ass nice and rosy – very hot. At the end of the scene one woman gets all three loads of cum to the face, how selfish ; )

Scene 03

Pascal is back for some more action. The blonde shows up to plead for contracts because her baller husband is losing them right and left after getting suspended. The pleading starts with a blowjob. There is some banter but, again, in French. There is dubbing at the beginning and ending of each scene where the “acting” happens, but none during which is a real bummer. Anyway, back to blowjob – I really appreciate how audible Pascal is in his pleasure. Then, the blonde finishes him off with a hand job but not before treating Pascal to some deep-throating action.

Scene 04

The other two wives (redhead and brunette) have just come back from shopping. Their husbands are playing video games and they go upstairs to try on their new clothes. The shots of them getting undressed are great, all black and lace lingerie. They start comparing breast sizes as an excuse to start running their hands over the others’ body. There is some kissing as they kneel but they don’t really get a good matched rhythm going. Enter the men, wanting to get in on the action. They both saddle up to their respective women while the women continue to touch each other. Both women keep their thigh highs on once the fucking starts, which is just so sexy. I think the brunette gets fucked the best, her player really goes at it. It’s the red head that makes the best noises however. One of the men cums on his wife’s (redhead’s) pussy and then the brunette’s man cums all over her tits.

Scene 05

A player enters the locker room and is introduced to a very big fan. He initially brushes her advances aside, citing that he is married, but she is determined and pushes him up against a locker and kisses him. Then the two other ballers in the room dive right in (I prefer the tatted one with blue hair). On her knees, she services three cocks at once. What follows are variations of fucking, hand jobs and blowjobs. We get some finger fucking and pussy eating as well. Just watching her get fucked, giving a blow job, and a hand job simultaneously is exhausting. Man #1 cums on her pussy, as does Man #2, while Man #3 cums on her tits and in her mouth. Then the other two stroke her body like she is a filly run a good race, while she licks Man #3 clean.

Scene 06

The blonde enters a dark space and spot lit is Pascal, on his knees and in a collar at the mercy of a dominatrix. Blondie threatens him if he doesn’t continue to rep her husband that she’ll out him for fucking a footballer’s wife, but he just laughs and gets on with his play with the dominatrix, barking like a dog. The dominatrix does quite a bit of fondling with her feet and also sticks her stockinged foot into his mouth – something for the foot fetishists out there. Again, feel like I’m missing out because I can’t understand Pascal’s sexed up mutterings and this is the most vocal he has been in any of his scenes so far. Amidst the different fucking positions he keeps up the play by barking or growling. In the end, he cums on her pussy while sucking on her foot. Love it.

Final Thoughts

Applause to the French for making good porn! The scenes are hot, both men and women sizzle and the footballer plotline is fun. I’ll wager a guess that there was some serious money behind this production. Everything from location to lingerie seems expensive. It’s like candy for the eyes. My favorite is scene 04, the women make a good couple and their husbands give them a nice solid pounding. It doesn’t hurt that one of the women looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones and one of the men looks like Chris Hemsworth. My fantasy just runs wild with both. I noticed that the blowjobs are different from most of the porn I’ve seen - a lot more hands involved, cultural difference? There are also a lot less facials and taking cum in the mouth. And the guys make more noise, which is totally appreciated. Lastly, I’m torn on the issue myself, but perhaps this could be a good addition for the stateside debate - the condom use is unobtrusive and does nothing to take away from the scenes. All and all, I recommend seeing Footballers’ Housewives, its fucking hot! My ONLY complaint is the dirty talk getting lost in translation. Other than that, this is a gem.