Genre:
Straight / Big Boobs

Cast:
Katie Morgan, Eva Angelina, Nadia Hilton, Alexis Amore, Brooke Haven

Director:
Martin Del Toro

Feature Length:
116 mins.

Date of Production:
7/17/05

Review:
Who doesn't like giant knockers? For me it all depends on the woman they're attached to, and if their real or fake. That's not to say that huge fake tits are a turn off. Some fake tits are fantastic. Here's hoping though that Big Titty Woman will feature some natural gazongas though.

I'm a little confused at first. This is a Larry Flynt production, but it's made by Excessive Entertainment and distributed by VCA. Did I miss a memo?

Katie Morgan is our first big titty woman, unfortunately hers are not ones she was blessed with. She's by the side of the road somewhere, where she gets squirted by an orange water pistol filled with what appears to be baby oil. She then rubs it all over herself. I'll allow it. Cut to inside somewhere, as a creepy disembodied hand rubs Katie's still greased up body. Two dudes then appear and she blows them both. At one point Katie blows a wad of spit into the camera lens (in slow motion) then licks it off. Thankfully they immediately cut to the lens cleaned off again.

The duel blob job continues, and then there's an act that doesn't really surprise me, but still, you gotta wonder just what the hell people are thinking sometimes. I'm talking about armpit fucking. Yes friends, as Katie continues to suck one of the guys, the other fucks her oiled up armpit. The other guy gets jealous and decides that there's another armpit on her that needs some fucking. Then Katie spits all over the camera again. More cocksucking and armpit fucking (sigh) until finally someone remembers the title of the film and some cock is slid between some boobage. Eventually, standard threesome situations apply, and one guy fucks Katie doggy style while she sucks the other one off. She then rides one cock while blowing the other. Another spit into the lens (seriously, what POV is this? Do people get spit on all the time? Do guys want to see a chick spit in their face?), the guys mix it up as to who gets to fuck and who gets blown, then they get into a cool spot where each guy takes about ten pumps inside her then gives the other guy ten. They do this for a while, then Katie gets a sloppy double facial, which (shocker) Katie spits onto the lens. Katie's an intense little fuck... but her tits are truly ridiculous. Plus the armpit fucking and constant spitting, WTF?

Eva Angelina is also roadside when creepy hand shows up with the baby oil squirt gun.
She also has titanic fake boobies but her's just look better than most. I'm sensing a pattern here as we cut to her being molested by the hand inside, then two dudes show up for their blowjob. She alternates, then (good lord) spits all over the lens. What the hell kink is this Martin Del Toro? Once the lens is cleaned off she does it again. Guy fucks her from behind as she blows the other. They switch, and Eva spits into the lens again. From there they follow pretty much the same formula from the first scene, except Eva spits in the camera more than Katie did, and when the guys do their 10 pump swap bit, this time it's from behind instead of missionary. We get to the armpit fucking (come on... so you can just rub your cock anywhere on a woman and it's erotic? I'm not buying it), even more spitting, then Eva holds her mouth open with her high heels to catch two loads of cum. She then spits it into her shoe and drips it back into her mouth. You can guess where that ends up.

Nadia Hilton. Fake tits revealed on desolate road. Baby oil squirt gun. Creepy hand molestation. Only one dude shows up to get blown. Slobbering on the lens. Titty fucking and a lot more spitting. Nadia rides cock in a reverse cowgirl, then missionary. Dude fucks each armpit. More cock riding, facial, spitting cum into the shoe and dripping it back into her mouth, then all over the camera.

Brooke Haven. Fake, road, squirt gun, hand grope, two dude blowjob, camera spit, titty fucking, spoon fucking, doggy style, turn taking (this time reverse cowgirl), armpit fucking, double facial spit back all over the lens. Can you tell I'm somewhat irritated at this point?

Alexis Amore. Fake, road, squirt, hand, two dudes, spit. One dude takes off one of Brooke's stockings and ties it around his cock. Doggy, reverse cowgirl, toe sucking, cock fondled by toes, then suddenly we've got Brooke with two cocks in her pussy which she seems to LOVE. Armpit sex. Double face pop spit back into the lens.

Audio/Video:
For a new production it looks fine. However for much of the film it'll be like trying to look through your windshield at the automated car wash.

Extras:
Trailers for Sloppy Ho's, Busta Nut and Dez's Dirty Weekend 4, a still gallery, and there's phone sex ads and a weblink to VCA Pictures.

Concluding Words:
I like big breasts, chicks covered in baby oil, and intense sex. I don't like really fake boobs, constant spitting, and fucking someone's armpit. I'm not sure what side of the fence you'll fall onto however, so I'll be safe and give it a Rent It. Some of you might love this. Others like me will get a little agitated at how repetitive it gets.