Teen Pussy Patrol

White Ghetto Films

Genre: Amateur / Masturbation

Condoms: None

Special Features: This release is very bare-boned when it comes to extras. Just a measly Slide Show. C'mon White Ghetto, at least make an attempt!

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color. The video quality is more than adequate for an Adult DVD, although it's not the absolute best you'll find. There were relatively no compression artifacts/pixelation to be found during the movie (and when there were flaws it was barely noticeable). The color of the film was also adequate; with the flesh tones all looking realistic/warm. Considering the variety of backgrounds in which scenes were shot, the video quality is very consistent. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was decent enough. There was background music throughout, but it was kept soft enough that it did not interfere with the actors.

Body of Review: It's no surprise that a company called White Ghetto released a movie called Teen Pussy Patrol. The plot of each scene is a female cameraperson (called Sarah) patrolling all sorts of public places for hot chicks. She just happens to find one standing on a street corner, in a shopping mall, in a cozy restaurant, walking down the street, etc. I hope the director doesn't want us to believe these scenarios are real, because they are painfully staged. Each girl is approached and after a couple minutes of talking/persuading, is whisked away to an apartment where they strip off their clothes. Each girl proceeds to masturbate in every position possible; using every kind of sex toy possible. Some of the time the camerawoman (Sarah) steps in to help out. She uses a variety of toys of the girls, fingers, them, talks dirty to them, etc. One thing I am please to say is that all 5 girls (who remain nameless) are INCREIBLE looking. They all have tremendous bodies, and that cute "girl next door look". They were probably chosen in an attempt to give the movie a more "amateur" feeling. Even with such hot girls though, the action does get a bit monotonous. After the first five minutes of each scene you're craving to see each girl do something other than fuck herself. Even if there was a little oral action mixed in it would have been much more entertaining. I often found myself getting bored after a while and fast-forwarding to the next scene.

Final Thoughts: Unless you have a big fetish of seeing girls masturbate, I'd have to say skip this release. The technical quality is great, the girls are great, but because the action is so monotonous it has few redeeming qualities.