The Movie

Fans of the "So big it's unreal" genre of porn will get a few kicks out of Mandingo's Dick Puppets, but the average porno viewer might come away unsatisfied.

The idea behind the giant dick porn seems to be that any woman confronted with such a beast can't help but really get into it. Sadly for Mr. Mandingo, dragging around that hockey stick he calls a dick means impressing the ladies and also taking is slow and easy, lest someone really get hurt.

Scene 1: Kea Kulani

Kea is an attractive Asian/Pacific-Islander who starts her scene off with a music video intro that leads into her playing with herself. Mandingo enters, get a few licks on her pussy and then takes off his pants.

Kulani gets the head into her mouth and not much else, though not for a lack of trying. He fucks her missionary style, doggie, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Because of his sizeable member, Mandingo never bottoms out on Kulani and generally takes things pretty slow.

Not the hottest scene around, but it's enough to get Mandigo off, which he sprays on Kea's face and tits.

Scene 2: Diva Monroe

Diva's music video is much like a rap video, in that her ass is shaking the entire time. A bouncy black woman, she was fit while keeping all the curves. Mandingo enters while she's rubbing her clit and they go right to the blow job, which Diva does an admirable job handling.

They cycle through positions, including a doggie that, at the wrong angle almost looked like Mandingo was humping air he was so far back from her. Diva did some nice spread eagle missionary and really seemed to get into the scene.

The scene finishes with a pop shot to Diva's face.

Scene 3: Trisha Rey

The cutest girl on the disc was Trisha Rey, a trim, sexy brunette who took a while to get into her scene. Despite being very flexible, Trisha's concentration waxed and waned through the shoot.

During the opening blow job, she sheds a tear as she tried to deep throat Mandigo – and only gets halfway there. There's at least one cut once they get to the sex and Trisha seems more interested when they get to the doggie style than she did during missionary.

She does a nice move, spinning around on the dick from reverse cowgirl to cowgirl without dismounting. After Mandingo fucks her while holding her in the air, they go back to missionary (during which Trisha uses a vibe) and end with a blow job. The pop shot was not visible, but Rey seemed to swallow the load.

Scene 4: Gia Givanna

This was confusing. I'm not sure if this was Gia Givanna or not. The girl in the scene looked nothing like the girl on the back of the box or even in the picture gallery.

Whoever was in the scene was not in great shape. Lingerie was worn throughout and it looked to be covering a saggy gut. The woman seemed to be a light-skinned black woman while Gia looks white in pictures.

The sex was so-so and "Gia" didn't change her expression much during the scene. Mandingo went slow with her through doggie and cowgirl.

They ended it with a pop shot that hit her chest before she put her mouth on it.

Scene 5: Jennifer Dark

The sexy Czech had an energetic scene with Mandingo and was the only girl who got most of the man's dingo inside her.

As they went through the progression, Dark went back to blow Mandingo between position, possibly because it looked like he was going soft a few times in the scene.

Soon enough all the technical difficulties were solved and they had the roughest sex on the disc, fucking her hard from underneath during cowgirl.

Video:

It's not visually stunning, but Mandingo's Dick Puppets is a professional-looking disc. The music video intros are nice and all of the scenes, save Gia Givanna, are clean and clear.

The Gia scene was a bit grainy, which might be why it's hard to tell if they put the right name on the woman.

Audio:

The sound was OK, with almost everything said coming through clear and quite a few of the moans and groans being audible.

The music, surprisingly, wasn't bad. Not that I'd put the CD in my car, but it didn't distract or detract from the disc.

Extras:

A cumshot recap, for those who like Sportscenter better than porn, and a photo gallery are available. The "Behind the Scenes" featurette starts off as just video of the photo shoot, but includes some interesting tidbits. Kea said she's never been with anybody as big as Mandingo and that he was gentle and professional. Trisha let the cameraman know she doesn't do anal, either at work or at home.

In Other Words...:

Those who come to see the big, big dicks will enjoy this DVD, but for your average viewer, Mandingo's Dick Puppets is sidetracked by monster penis and the accommodation for it sometimes detracts from the sex, making this one Recomended.