Mr. Big Dicks Hot Chicks

Sudden Impact

Genre: Gonzo

Director: Derek Dozer

Cast: Eva Angelina, Julian, Nikki Benz, Devon Lee, Jade Russell, Shyla Stylez

Length: 160:33 minutes

Dates of Production: 5/23/2006, 6/22/2006, 6/14/2006, 7/21/2006, 7/19/2006

Extra's: None at all!

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Mr. Big Dicks Hot Chicks was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color it was shot in by director Derek Dozer for Sudden Impact. The bitrate was often hovering around the 7 Mbps mark and the lighting was typically solid; eliminating most grain, video noise, and other pesky problems with the picture that are so common elsewhere. The camera angles were kind of limited to the standard gonzo fare and the composition of the shots did not always enhance the looks of the ladies but it was a basic, clean set up that allows the viewer to focus their attention on the action more than anything else. The outdoor set up scenes were also interesting, showing the moving vehicles fairly well as the crew drove through the major streets of town in search of the ladies. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English track with a standard bitrate of 224 Kbps. The vocals were mostly clear once the sex started indoors though the wind and distance had an impact (perhaps a "sudden impact") on the quality of the set up shots outside. The music was not typically a factor here and it sounded fairly basic as well.

Body of Review: Derek Dozer is one of those director names that has come up in casual conversation in the past for me but the context was more about upcoming work rather than based on anything worth mentioning. He now shoots for Sudden Impact, Julian's label, in a formulaic gonzo approach that tries to introduce humor and decent sex without getting all fancy and artistic. His latest title to make it to me is Mr. Big Dicks Hot Chicks; the big dick referring to Julian of course, with the general idea that the pair go out and scam women to have sex with the well hung performer. There wasn't any circus act sex or major overriding themes other than that, so you'll probably pick up a copy based on the cast more than anything else. If you're still interested, here's a quick look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used:

Scene One: Eva Angelina, the hot brunette featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up first playing a realtor driving along the street when Julian and his crew pulled along side of her red truck and starting their lines. Initially, she wasn't biting but he kept working on her as they drove along, eventually finding the two pulling over and then going to his studio (where he makes documentaries about "pollen", no less). While not a rocket scientist, she quickly figured out that all the beds and couches at the studio had little to do with pollen but that didn't matter as she acquiesced to his request that she participate in a scene with him. He felt her up and went down on her to warm the cutie up, leading to him pulling out the titular big dick for her to suck on. She worked it well enough and was soon actively riding his cock like she wanted every inch of it buried within her cookie. It pushed her limits a bit but she gave it a good shot, resulting in the load of population pudding gracing her face at the end for some extra sloppy post coital sucking. It was a solid start to the movie in all. Yum!

Scene Two: Nikki Benz, the most well known performer of the movie, was up next and considering how she was featured on the entire left hand side of the cover; I expected she must've been a great lay. She was driving slowly and that pissed off Julian, his pals eventually getting cut off by the irate blonde on a smaller side street in return for how they had done so to her. She fussed at them like she was a traffic cop, the men weaving a web to ensnare her into doing a scene. She met them back at the studio with her revealing outfit showing her ample sample of a chest, the gal wanting their cover; the concept dropped when it came down to fucking. He peeled off her clothing and she stroked his meat through his pants, the rest of the clothing falling by the wayside soon enough. I may not be a fan of her implants but when she's in the right mood; she can give a solid scene. This seemed to be the case here as she dropped to her knees to please him, inhaling his dick to the best of her abilities as he encouraged her by holding the back of his head. They did some 69 after that and then he began tearing into her tight box. For much of the scene, she was a passive lay, but once she was on top of his lap, she started bouncing delightfully enthusiastically for a bit. That slowed down when he began going balls deep of course but the eventual face blasting action as she jerked him off was pleasant.

Scene Three: Devon Lee, the curvy blonde MILF seen on the center of the cover (in the small snap shot picture), was up next with the studly meat puppet Julian after the lost gal got some directions from the man. She was looking for another studio but Julian scammed her, giving a cute Star Trek nod, brought her back to his studio with the promise of a mainstream flick. The premise was that she would give an audition for a love scene, the pressure being she wanted to continue after the nudity angle was mentioned. He rubbed her and she reciprocated, the clothes falling off in the thinly veiled premise with her hot curvy body getting a lot of screen time in the process. By the time he ate her out, she was ready to do anything, savoring the tasty treat he gave her in the form of his large penis. She couldn't deepthroat him and relied on spreading her legs to truly satisfy his needs, her reddened cookie getting puffy really quickly. She was the most passive of the ladies to this point though and relied solely on him to do all of the work, limiting the heat for me in the process. She took the load to her face and then found out it was a scam but the comedy didn't really help it much.

Scene Four: Jade Russell, the cutie seen on the middle of the right side on the front cover, was up next with biker Julian. He acted like he was a stuntman, intriguing her sense of curiosity but ended up going to the studio that the guys had "left open" as she caught a ride on his motorcycle. Her form looked appealing as she climbed on the back, the daylight jaunt on the bike through the streets showing her off as well as most forms of clothed tease could have done. The rush of the ride had her warmed up too so they lingered in the studio to enjoy some sexual play on the generic set; her naked form looking even better (except for the implants). The two made a physically decent couple as they worked one another over orally, even though her oral skills were another gal in need of some special training to handle the guy. She was not a great cock rider either, the size of his cock limiting her ability to really grace the viewer with her command of the pounding. I did like the way her ass cheeks rippled as she took his cock vaginally though but her mechanical "oh, oh" moans really annoyed me. Towards the end of the scene, she did start to display decent riding skills as her sweaty form bounced on his rod but it was too little, too late to save it for me. The ending facial closed things up and he really let loose the juice on her head.

Scene Five: Shyla Stylez, the sexy blonde seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next in a scene with Nikki Benz and Julian after he picked them up in the back of the mall in the parking lot. The humor of the scene came in when it became clear that he had already scammed them both in separate circumstances on the windy day, Shyla looking really hot as she claimed it "wasn't going to happen". This cut away to the gals double teaming his cock on the bed and proving yet again that sharing is caring with the kind of slow, seductive oral that both so readily excel at. Nikki was the better cock rider of the two by far here and while the ladies did seem to be orally inclined, the scene itself was not their best work to date. I'm sure it felt good to him but the heat was not conveyed to the home viewer nearly as readily, ending in a facial the gals jerked out of him.

Summary: Mr. Big Dicks Hot Chicks by director Derek Dozer for Sudden Impact showed that Julian is still on top of him game but overly reliant on finding gals capable of handling his massive cock. He thankfully doesn't try and pressure then into doing weird shit or going beyond their limits but their personal limitations also limited the heat in some of the scenes for me too. That weakened the levels of strokability, replay value, and amounts of fuck for the buck more than the total lack of extras on the DVD so I rated this one a Rent It, with the caveat that your mileage may vary considerably, depending on how much you like the ladies in the cast. In short, Mr. Big Dicks Hot Chicks showed a lot of potential for the director and Julian has little to worry about on his part of the deal but finding top notch women capable of riding him to their fullest will likely be the biggest issue in future outings.