Desperate HouseWhores 8

Hustler Video

Genre: Gonzo

Condoms: None

Length: 116 Minutes

Director: Mark Kismet

Date Of Production: 6/12/07

Cast: Felony (cover), Nyomi Banks, Idessa, Lyla Lei, & Heather Presley

Special Features: As with the previous installments there really aren't any quality extras on this disc. Hustler really seems to be hit or miss with their titles, and sadly this one is a miss. Just a Slide Show, Trailers, Web Links, and a Director's Profile. A bonus scene or behind the scenes would have gone a long way towards giving this DVD more fuck for your buck.

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in your standard non-anamorphic widescreen format. Hustler usually has adequate video quality and that is the case here. There were relatively few compression artifacts during the movie, and little pixilation. The color of the film was also decent, with the flesh tones all looking realistic for the most part. In some scenes, however, there were issued with bad lighting. This created unwanted shadows which hid some fine details and gave the print a dark look. A few more artificial lights could easily have solved this. The audio was the standard 2.0 stereo, but much like the video its quality was adequate. There was no background music during the action.

Body of Review: "From Boring To Whoring" is the slogan for eight installment of this new series. The premise is simple: hot housewives get coaxed into breaking out of their shells and doing all sorts of naughty things on film. A review of all five scenes follows:

Scene 1 - Nyomi. As the opening scene begins we find a bunch of guys walking up to Nyomi (a sexy black girl) while she is shopping. They tell her she has won a "sexual makeover", and of course Sandra acts like she won a cool million. Anyway, the crew does her makeup and Nyomi is confronted by a well-hung stud. He immediately goes down on Nyomi, followed by a great blowjob from Sandra. She gets violated in a few different positions, even some doggy style. The scene ends with Nyomi on her knees taking a cumshot right in her gaping mouth. A good scene, but I've never seen a housewife that looked like Nyomi - you can tell she's a porn star.

Scene 2 - Felony. Felony is the cute brunette on the cover. While innocently walking through the woods, Felony is confronted and told she has won a makeover as well. In a few seconds Felony is surrounded by a horny guy waiting to have his cock sucked. Felony is more than happy to help out, and works him over orally. He then has their way with Felony fucking her in a plethora of positions - even some anal. The scene ends with Felony taking a huge loada on nut juice to the face as she smiles. A good scene with some decent chemistry between the actors.

Scene 3 - Odessa. Odessa is the only girl who actually looks like she could be a mother. While hanging out at home, Odessa is confronted and told she is also a lucky winner. She is given a quick makeover before she meets her new fuck buddy. The two swap oral for nearly twelve minutes. Odessa did a masterful job of sucking his cock, even deep throating it on occasion. Odessa puts her voluptuous frame to good use and rides him cowgirl style followed by missionary and doggy style. A little tit-fucking and a cumshot end the scene. If all the scenes were like this one, the title wouldn't be so deceiving.

Scene 4 - Lyla. Lyla, a cute Asian, is at home when the guys come a'knockin. Her hair is all messy and its obvious that she hasn't been out of the house much. Luckily for her she is about to get a "sexual makeover"! After getting some new clothes Lyla joins a guy on the couch. The quickly undress and swap oral. His monster cock was no problem for Lyla, as she put on a great show. Lyla then gets violated ion a few positions with plenty of anal mixed in. This goes on for over twenty minutes before the climactic ending. He jerks off in her face and covers her in many gravy. Lyla displayed lots of enthusiasm in energy.

Scene 5 - Heather. Last up is Heather, and to be honest she's just too hot for a DVD like this. No way is she a housewife. Her scene starts with a surprise while out jogging. She has won a great prize - the famed "sexual makeover". She is then partnered up with a well-hung guy looking for action. Heather immediately drops to her knees and gives a fantastic blowjob, often gazing into the camera with her eyes. Heather gets pumped in three different positions: missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggy style. Heather ends the scene by laying down and taking a massive cumshot all over her chin and lips.

Final Thoughts: I've had the chance to view quite a number of these Desperate Housewives titles and I get the same feeling from each one - they're mediocre. Obviously you don't think they're real MILFs, they're simply too good looking. Some people, however, do enjoy watching women who aren't 18 and plastic getting it on. If you're one of those people this might make for a decent purchase. Everyone else should limit it to a rental.