Tinker With My Stinker #2

Starring: Annette Schwarz, Denice K., Aline, Aarielle Alexis, Megan Reece, Larin Lane

Directed By: Mark Wood

Scene 1: Annette Schwarz and Mr. Pete

It looks like our little Annette has escaped from jail, and she has sneaked back home wearing (what else?) a sexy prison uniform. Once inside, she discovers her boyfriend, Mr. Pete chatting with a phone sex operator and jerking off. She's so pissed off that she decides to teach him a lesson by... fucking his brains out?? Hey, no one ever said that porno plots had to make sense. She starts off by sucking his dick, and Annette is a hot cock gobbler. Lots of deepthroating, gagging, and spitting. She even rubs his spit-covered schlong all over her face. At one point she puts his entire dick AND his balls in her mouth at once. That's pretty impressive. When they move on to the fucking, Pete doesn't even bother with her pussy, going straight for her ass. First he pounds her in spoon position on the couch before moving on to doggy style. Annette does some ass to mouth, and it looks to me like she could probably deepthroat a cock much bigger than Pete's. Next they do regular cowgirl anal. Finally she jerks him off into her mouth. A good, if not spectacular scene.

Scene 2: Denice K. and Michael Stefano

When I reviewed Cumfart Cocktails #6, I said of Denice: "I don't know if she does anal, but I can only imagine how much hotter any scene with her in it would be if she took dick up her poop chute." Well, my wish has come true. This scene begins with her fingering her gorgeous asshole, before Michael gives it a good rimming. I would give anything to be the one ramming my tongue up Denice's pucker. At first he fucks her pussy, but quickly moves on to her asshole. When they do reverse cowgirl anal it's a thing of beauty. She certainly looks like she's enjoying herself too. She does some hot ass to mouth where she really forces her face down on his slippery cock. Next they do cowgirl anal, and then what can only be described as missionary except with both of them lying on their sides. Denice just has such a slutty look about her it really turns me on. Michael fucks her ass doggy style where we finally get to see some gaping. In the end he blasts a nice load all over her face. The only problem with this scene is that they are fucking on a plush red chair, and because of their sweat they end up with red lint all over them, which is a little distracting. But otherwise a hot scene.

Scene 3: Aarielle Alexis and Mark Wood

Aarielle and Mark are driving to Mark's house, but Aarielle is too horny to wait, so she pulls out his dick and starts sucking right there in the car. Aarielle is a very cute petite brunette who seems like she's raring to go. She says she's excited about getting fucked in the ass. Once inside she continues to go to town on Mark's cock. She can't deepthroat but she enjoys what she's doing. After a short blowjob she climbs on top and rides him vaginally for a bit. Soon she's on her back with Mark's cock up her ass. Next up is doggy style. Aarielle is skinny so her asshole looks really good with a big dick pounding in and out of it. The next position is reverse cowgirl anal, and she looks very hot bouncing up and down on his fat pole. She even does some ass to mouth. Aarielle then rides cowgirl anal for a while before taking his load mostly in her mouth. Another enjoyable, if not spectacular, scene.

Scene 4: Megan Reece, Larin Lane, Mark Wood

The scene begins with lucky Mark getting his cock sucked by the two blonds, Megan and Larin. These two are not as petite as I normally prefer, but they are cute. Megan climbs on and rides him cowgirl, her big ass jiggling as she bounces. Then it's Larin's turn to do the same. Soon Megan is on her back with her legs pulled all the way up and Mark's prick slamming her asshole. Next it's Larin's turn to get her gorgeous asshole plowed. It basically goes on like this for a while, with the girls taking turns riding his cock, until he cums on their faces. This scene could have been a lot better, considering it involved two women. Neither of them were nasty enough for me. There's no ass to mouth, or ass to other girl's mouth, or ass licking, or gaping assholes. Lots of anal in this scene but overall, disappointing.

Scene 5: Aline, Mark Wood, and John Strong

Mark and John enter a house to find Aline kneeling on a bar stool, ready to have her ass played with. And what an amazing ass she has. The two guys start off by stretching her asshole with some fingers and toys and this girl takes it like a champ. While she has a toy shoved up her ass and cunt she begins sucking their cocks. When the fucking starts she takes John's dick right up her ass, showing what a good little slut she is. Soon she's on the couch sucking Mark's cock, and then sits on him to take it right in her asshole. She turns around to ride him reverse cowgirl anal while sucking on John's dick. Then the guys take turns fucking her ass, with lots of gaping in between. Aline has a lot of nasty energy and talks dirty as well. Her asshole is fantastic. Next the guys double fuck her in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl, with Aline talking nasty the whole time. For the rest of the scene they fuck her ass in a variety of positions and she really seems to love it. Finally, she takes both hot loads in her mouth and swallows it all down. This was certainly the hottest scene in the movie.

Special Features:

Extras include the usual cumshot recap, photo gallery, and website access. There's also behind the scenes footage, which this time is actually kind of cute. It shows the various girls getting ready for their scenes and talking about how nasty they are going to be. I actually found it entertaining.

Final Thoughts:

Overall, not a bad movie. All of the scenes feature good ass fucking, and most of the women are very cute. However, except for the last scene, the nastiness level that I like to see just isn't there. I prefer more ass licking, ass to mouth, gaping asses, things of that nature. If you consider all that stuff to be in the "freak show" category, then you should find nothing wrong with this movie. I'm giving this one a solid "Rent It."