Cameltoe Perversions

Smash Pictures

Genre: Vignette

Director: Dirty Blunt and Kracka Blunt

Cast: Jamie Brooks, Steve French, Demi Marx, Juan Cuba, Haley Paige, Brooke, Scott Lyons, Joelean, Dwayne Cumminz

Length: ~88.5 minutes (there was no time code)

Date of Production: 3/27/2004 (box), 3/6/2004, 3/13/2004, 3/27/2004 (credits)

Extra's: The best extra was the 8.5 minute long Behind the Scenes feature. Other than not having a time code on it, it had some trailers and a photogallery too.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The picture was presented in the usual 1.33:1 ratio full frame color, as most such movies are released these days. The fleshtones were accurate and the other colors pretty solid too with only minimal grain and video noise getting in the way of a good time. Admittedly, there were some moments that looked worse and the shaky cameraman looked like he overdosed on coffee a few times but that was the exception rather than the rule. There was something on the camera lens in a few places too but I forgot about it after the action started. The audio was presented in stereo English, using the MPEG format rather than the technically better Dolby Digital, but aside from a few scenes where the vocals were too low at times, the audio was well done.

Body of Review: Smash Pictures is one of those companies that many people haven't heard of but tend to never forget it once they see a release. This is not due to large budgets, since the company looks like every freaking dime is accounted for, and it's not because they use the best recognized talent in porn, although they've been working on that count too. No, the company is known for providing something a wee bit different in terms of sexual energy and when they get something right, it tends to be very right indeed. Their latest hit is a small release called Cameltoe Perversions. For those of you who don't know what a cameltoe is; it's the bulge of a woman's crotch when her panties creep up into the fold of her pussy. Like most straight men, seeing this type of thing drives me crazy with desire, even if the gal in question isn't a total babe. If you like seeing porn with a bit of a twist, check the following scene breakdowns out:

Scene One: Jamie, a curvy British blonde with plenty of her baby fat still clinging to her lovely body, and Frenchman Steven had a scene after he interrupted her workout on the porch. She was wearing the skimpiest of clothes and the stepper machine caused her shorts to ride up her juicy pussy, causing the cameltoe here. He was hairier than Ron Jeremy but she carried the scene using her patented energy as I thought she would. From the charged oral to the bouncing bonage, she was well worth checking out for her performance. Fans will like that she took a decent sized load to the face although that wasn't the reason to watch this scene.

Scene Two: Demi, a hotty that was featured on the front cover, masturbated as she laid back on a bed. Juan tended to her needs orally before she showed her powerhouse oral skills. The two screwed like crazy and while I've liked her for a long time, I have to admit that her energy wasn't as high as Jamie. In any case, I think these two shared some chemistry, making it a bit better in some ways than the previous scene but I'm splitting hairs that most of you won't bother worrying about (considering it's title, splitting hairs may be a good thing to do as well).

Scene Three: Haley, another gal wearing white panties for the cameltoe look, lounged outside her trailer park home as Steven peeped. He walked up on her, jerking off as he approached, and she appeared distraught at the thought of this hairy beast sneaking up on her. Her act was to seem innocent and while I didn't buy it, it carried over to a somewhat weak blowjob. Once the screwing started up, she was among the best in the show, using her vocals to help coax out his load and pumping like a piston in a engine to get him off. I liked her thick ass and legs too and wish more time had been spent on them as the shaky camera filmed away. Fans of facials may dislike that she shut down when the pop shot approached but it wasn't that big a deal for me.

Scene Four: Brooke, a gal who's look screamed "stripper" to me, had a scene with Scott on a couch after he talked her into some cameltoe action. He licked her and rubbed her crotch, something she seemed to enjoy a whole lot. She responded with the weakest blowjob of the movie and the two set to screwing right after that. The best part about the scene came next; when her breasts bounced in front of the camera that was far too close to her but otherwise, she went through the motions. They boned and she took the facial with as much glee as a kid finding out he got seven pairs of socks for Christmas instead of toys.

Scene Five: Joelean, the most limber and attractive of the cast started off by stretching her fine legs on a bed. Poetry in motion is the closest way to describe it and not sound like I'm sucking her ass (which I would do if asked nicely). Her outfit was made of material too thick to provide a proper cameltoe but Dwayne didn't seem to mind. He started playing with it and kissed her monkey for a moment or two, after which she went down on him like a gal possessed. It was by far the best oral of the movie but what about her screwing skills? Thankfully, she didn't let the viewer down there either. She pushed back as he tapped her hard and the chemistry was evident as her long blonde hair met her firm, round ass with every bounce. It ended with the facial that came after she jerked him off with a blowjob of epic proportions. Whew!

Summary: I liked the action and cast enough to give this one a rating of Recommended. It had some flaws but the overall energy was high enough to cover for the deficiencies. I wish the extras were better and that the feature itself was longer but you can't expect perfection in everything a company does. Heck, I heard their virtual sex series was really well done and perhaps I'll check it out in the future when I take a break from reviewing some day. In any case, the sum of the parts was better than the parts themselves so check it out if you like to see younger gals having sex on camera.

Note: You can see recent candid shots of several of these performers by visiting: My Photo's and read about their antics at 2004 AEE Show.