The Feature:
Yeah baby, more porn to review! Today's review is for Vivid's latest Chasey Lain compilation, appropriately titled, "Deep Inside Chasey Lain." Now, if you didn't already know it was coming (pun intended), it's Kleenex time!
The "Kleenex Scale" is done on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being a strong scene, and 1 being a limp one. The main feature consists of 10 scenes with a total running time of around 110 minutes. Here are the scene breakdowns:
Scene #1 – Chasey Lain w/ Missy, Tom Byron, & Steven St. Croix
Lots of touchy-feely to start, blowjob for Steven, oral/missionary for Missy, oral for Tom, oral for Chasey, and a whole bunch of sex.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #2 – Chasey Lain w/ Jill Kelly
Oral for Chasey, oral for Jill. They bust out the dildos and go buck wild on a car windshield.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #3 – Chasey Lain w/ Melanie Stone
Yay, helicopter sex! They exchange numerous oral pleasantries, and go into a 69 position. Lots of finger action as well.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #4 – Chasey Lain w/ TJ Hart
A 69 starts us off. The girls use a dildo on each other. Eh.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #5 – Chasey Lain w/ Colt Steele
Blowjob for Colt on the beach, oral for Chasey. Missionary, doggy, and he cums on her ass.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #6 – Chasey Lain w/ Bobby Vitale
Blowjob, missionary, doggy, and he cums on her ass. Completely uninspired.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Scene #7 – Chasey Lain w/ Tom Byron
A 3 minute blowjob and that's it. Booooooooooooo.
Kleenex Rating: 1
Scene #8 – Chasey Lain w/ Jill Kelly & Tom Byron
The girls blow Tom. This devolves into an oral chain. Doggy for Jill, followed by some great positions, one of which involves Chasey riding Jill's strap on. Great scene.
Kleenex Rating: 4.5
Scene #9 – Chasey Lain w/ Vince Vouyer
Chasey does a handstand, and Vince gives her oral. Blowjob for Vince, doggy, missionary, cowgirl, and she blows him until he cums. Very nice.
Kleenex Rating: 3.5
Scene #10 – Chasey Lain w/ Nick East
Blowjob, missionary, cowgirl, doggy, and Chasey gets a facial.
Kleenex Rating: 2.5
Video:
The full-frame 1.33:1 presentation varies from scene to scene. Scenes are shot differently, so grain and a soft picture can be expected at times. Some scenes look better than others.
Audio:
A 2.0 soundtrack presents all the cheesy music, moans, bad dialogue, and thrusts that your sound system can handle. Everything sounds about standard as far as pornos go. Besides, are you really buying this DVD for the audio?
Menus:
Interactive menus filled with clips from the chapters as digitized porn music loops over and over again. Standard fare for Vivid DVDs.
Extras:
3 bonus scenes.
Scene #11 – Jill Kelly w/ Lauren Montgomery & Eric Price
Jill blows Eric while getting oral from Lauren. Doggy and missionary for Jill while she works Lauren over. Eric cums on Jill's breasts.
Kleenex Rating: 3
Scene #12 – Missy w/ Joey Silvera
Oral for Missy, blowjob for Joey. Missionary, doggy, and he cums on her ass. Kind of uninspired.
Kleenex Rating: 2
Scene #13 – April w/ John Decker
April blows John, and then gets oral from him. Doggy, a great reverse cowgirl, and he cums on her ass.
Kleenex Rating: 3
There are additional features including a photo gallery, previews, phone sex commercials, on the set with vivid, and more.
Final Thoughts:
Well, there are some really bad scenes, and some really good scenes. Chasey is hot, and has a great body, so I must recommend this DVD, if just for scene #8.
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